Der ideale Mensch für mich
likes honest average joes! don't have to be a perfect adonis type, I'm not. so, unless you're captain america . . . heh, It just seems, to me anyway, that it's quite unreasonable to make a list of haves and must haves. Isn't it just a bit selfish to make someone else attain your own expectations? how many good ones get away because of that? Besides, it's much more fun to meet a man and find out who he is, and just maybe, be able to appreciate him for his individualness and for who he is without any expectations! Isn't that part of the journey? now isn't that the perfect world? how do you like me so far? definitely not into sizes so if all you want is a big dick, well, we'll probably not get along. The size of your dick, or mine for that matter, isn't the end all be all. What concerns me is you, the whole package, not just certain body parts.
That being said, here's my list!

1 I'm not fond of the va...ahem. must have outdoor plumbing.
2 Shaved balls are hot, love 'em silky soft! hairy balls give me the huzzz! heheh
3 The bearded (full beard) lady goes to the end of the line.
4 Nice soft kissable lips. ewwww not those lips (cough cough)
5 Fish is out, no tuna allowed
Which means I don't eat seafood.
6 Can you carry a tune with your voice? 'cause I can't, but that doesn't mean I won't try once in a while. I think I sound best with my headphones on! heheh
7 Do you pee in the shower or do you have to wait 'til you get out?
8 Suits, artistic types, blue collar guys and gents go to the front of the line, no wait you'll all probably get along and there won't be any more line, just come right in! hahaha
9 Straight Acting? what the heck does that mean? Why can't I just be my own manly self without having to act or be something I'm not? could that be locked in the closet? too bad those closet doors of mine burned down!
10. The smell of your skin lingers on me now! uumm musky! heheh
11. Are you masculine or feminine? I'm a total mo with an aversion to high pitched whiny voices, can you guess which I like?
12. I've thought about this a lot and I've decided to stop responding to emails/notes that don't tell much about the sender, don't have photos, or belong to a profile without a photo I can see.
13. ahhh that's enough for now.

wanna fuck?

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