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Mencyclopedia!!!

My attempt at clever writings about some of the most beautiful, attractive and wonderful men on the planet. Most will be celebrities, but some will be personal!!!

Brad Paisley
Posted:Jun 18, 2018 1:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2019 2:38 pm
7910 Views
You Need A Man Around Here! Why are you Waiting On A Woman? They ain't Anything Like Me! I'm Still A Guy! I don't need no Alcohol! I don't want no Contact High! You are now my New Favorite Memory and I really want to be in your Southern Comfort Zone!

Who Needs Pictures? You do! You may be a Celebrity, but I couldn't find any really good ones of you Online! And God knows I tried! Don't get me wrong! You have me Wrapped Around your finger, and whatever else you'll let me be without them. I really like your sense of humor, and dig your personality! I love your face and your smile is awesome! But I couldn't find a decent butt shot. Not even a good shirtless picture. I did find a dreamy fake, but I'm guessing there ain't nothing like the real thing, right Kimberly?

You Two People Fall In Love and Go To Bed Early. And you couldn't even write a dear john Letter To Me!

Oh Love! How I Wish You'd Stay. After all, you are The Best Thing I Had Goin' since Tim McGraw! lol (Last post if you don't get it!) I think you Remind Me of everything a damn good man ought to be! But I ain't Nobody's Fool, and I'm not giving up on you Without A Fight!

That's right! I'll Take You Back! Because it is and was the Little Moments that got me All In! And even though I know you are going to end up being My Next Broken Heart, I just know that it will all be Time Well Wasted!!!
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Tim McGraw
Posted:Sep 12, 2013 1:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2018 1:55 am
17580 Views
You sir, are one of the Beautiful People. You Turn Me On like no other man in country music. I find you so Irresistible. Not only your looks, but your sense of humor, your cowboy charm. I'm Amazed By You. So If You're Reading This, why don't you Put Your Lovin' On Me? If only For A Little While, like 40 Days and 40 Nights. Let's Make Love, Like We Never Loved Before. And on One Of Those Nights, you can Let Me Love You. Because believe me, I Know How To Love You Well. Just Let Me Love It Out Of You. I could lick you Everywhere and know you'll Feel Good On My Lips. Because I know you are a Real Good Man.

You could bring out The Cowboy In Me, in that "save a , ride a cowboy" kind of way! I mean, I already know I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More Of It. And You Just Get Better All The Time. But eventually, I would have to Love You Goodbye.

But it will Comfort Me when I stroll down Memory Lane. Just Please Remember Me.

P.S. I know Faith will never Let It Go, and she can be jealous and protective of her man. But It's Your Love is All I Want.

How Bad Do You Want It? Welcome To The Club!!!
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Paul Rudd
Posted:May 12, 2013 11:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 2:6 pm
18895 Views
I Could Never Be Your Woman, but I Love You Man! Perhaps I haven't sowed all my Wild Oats yet. Maybe it is just Wanderlust. But boy, would I love to know The Perks Of Being A Wallflower in your shower.

I must be Clueless, but if you are The 40 Year-Old Virgin, know wonder you Walk Hard. Perhaps that is The Ten I've been missing. But I have an Admission. I don't want to be The Ex. I want to be one of your Role Models and show you The Areas Of My Expertise. It might require an Overnight Delivery, so we can have our celebratory 200 Cigarettes over the Two Days and nights of our Wet Hot American Summer. And all your future lovers would know They Came Together and you learned your lessons well. And we could brush up on your studies anytime you wanted.

See, we would have to be more than just Friends. You're so hairy, and sexy and smart and funny and charming and oh, so talented. You are The Object Of My Affection!

I Love You, Man! I know I've said it once, but it bears repeating!
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Justin Timberlake!
Posted:Dec 26, 2012 1:28 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2018 1:53 am
21375 Views
I can't believe I didn't get a turn before you got married! I could just Cry Me A River! But I have to accept some of the fault for that. You see, I didn't get N'Sync with you until you went solo. But then, I wanted to be your Senorita! I wanted to Rock Your Body! I wanted to give you all My Love! But now you are taken, off the market, untouchable! You know what! I don't give a damn!!! I want The Love Guru to grant me three wishes...Love, Sex and Magic! I want The Bad Teacher to show me Model Behavior! I want you to Give It To Me, for more than 4 Minutes! I want you to love me Like I Love You!I want you to Work It for me, that Sexyback, front, side to side, up and down, inside and out, top and bottom and all over baby! And if you need Friends With Benefits, It's Gonna Be Me! And if you want to be the Alpha Dog, I'll be your bitch! It's all good baby! Anyway you way you want to do it, how you want to do it, for as long as you want to do it... is fine with me. Because I'm Lovin' It and I'm loving you!

Your biggest fan!!!
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Channing Tatum
Posted:Jul 12, 2012 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2018 1:51 am
22893 Views
I would never, ever, ever write a Dear John letter to you! I would be the first one to Step Up to see the Rise Of The Cobra, python, anaconda, or whatever you are calling it these days. I would love to get my mouth close to that Magic Mike of yours!

Let me wreak Havoc on your sex life. I don't know what Coach Carter taught you, using A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, but I'm a winning sinner here, and from what I have been able to ascertain, see, read and heard about you, you use to be one too. I could be your She's The Man to The Of No One. Public Enemies, Fighting would become private lovers fucking under my tutelage, because that's the way I roll in the hay. A sleepless Battle In Seattle would definitely be The Dilemma you'd find yourself in with me.

This is The Vow I make to you.
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