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ON_DA_RAG 30M/39M
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4/16/2018 10:35 am

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4/16/2018 5:36 pm

FARMBOI'S TRAGIC ENDING (part one)

Presenting a one act Play. Please note that this blog is 100% Frictional and any resemblance to any half alive peeps is purely co-incicrimental!

FARMBOYS FRANTIC PLOWING ACCIDENT

STARRING ----------- JD AS JOHN DEERE WHO PLOWS ALL THE TIME.

WITH HILDA CLIMB AS ONDA'S SEEDY BUNK HOUSE GAL,

HOWIE LIED AS THE GAY MILD MANNORED TOWN BANKER

BRETLIES GREAT AUNT RALPH PLAYED BY HORACE B. HARD

WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO PERCIES PETS FOR PLEASURE SAN FRANCISO, CALIFORNIA FOR PROVIDING THE BEHIND THE BARN SEX SCENES WHEN BRETLIE WAS FIRST BEING COLLARED!

OUR PLAY BEGINS WHEN BRETLIE FORAGING FOR GRUBS IN THE BACK OF A MASON CITY GARBAGE TRUCK IS KNOCKED UNCONCIOUS WHEN THE HYDROLIC CRUSHING DOOR COMPRESSES HIS TRAPPED HEAD TO THE TUNE OF SOME THREE TONS PER CUBIC INCH.

AWAKENING SOME THREE DAYS LATER WITH ONE REAL BAD FUCKING HEADACHE, HE CRIES OUT IN VAIN FOR SOMEONE TO FETCH JD, HIS IMAGINARY GAY SEX PARTNER AND MILLIONAIRE MIDWEST PLANTATION/RANCH/FARM OWNER..

WITH HILDA CLIMB BRETLIES NO SO GREAT AUNT IS SIGNED OVER MEDICAL POWER OF ATTORNEY TO THIS DERANGED DISILLUSIONED 39 YEAR OLD BAD LUCK IN LIFE VICTIM. SHE SEES DOLLAR SIGNS DANCING IN HER EYES FROM READING BRETLIES ONLINE FARM BLOGS OVER THE PAST 43 MONTHS ONLINE!

(WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT THERE IS NO FARM AT ALL AS IT ONLY EXISTS INSIDE THE BOY WONDERS VERY ACTIVE DRUG INDUCED MIND!!)

THE BMW HE OFTEN MADE MENTION OF WAS REALLY A 1961 model Big Maytag Wash machine that hadnt worked since the raid on his moms illegal waterless laundry mat back on Feb. 30,1986.

In being told it would cost $1,385 an hour to keep poor brettie on life support, she told the doctor to pull the plug never suspecting the plug was a 22 inch med thick home fire extinguisher that bretlie had used for his very own secret dildo!!

With the last 10 inches covered with a smelly suspected brown spongey blanket of flat scat, the hospital had little choice but to place an emergency call to the Mason City fire departement Hazmart squad.

Using the Jaws of Cheap Life, things were going just fine until the action lever on the top of that extinguuisher got caught on Bretlies largest hemroid which had been guarding the entrance to his boy wonder bowels!!!!!

Screams of pure horror echoed through out all three floors of Mason City Farmers hospital as fire alarms, aid raid sirens and even the swiss front doorman Sweedish Lars began to YODEL Loudly almost non stop.

Having come some three feet over the operating table, Bretlie saw this brilliant yellow light he though was at the end of his tunnel.

But alas is was only the 350,000 thousand candle power surgery light just inches in front of his heavliy scarred face.

Luckily on the scene doing the Lords work, was my online op buddy, Preacher Tedd who was laughing so fuckin hard, he could not properly administer Bretlies Last Rights!!

Having been used hundreds of times for his daily dildo. that extinguisher had been shaken up and rocked so much, tons of internal pressure that had built up, sent it flying out the skylight and heading at supersonic speeds until it landed in front of Judge Roy Beans saloon located in Lantry, Texas some 1,292 3/5 miles away.

With his lips being scorched by the only inches away Operatiing light, poor frantic Onda_ clock resorted to using simple basic sign language he had learned while flipping the bird to passing Mason City motorist driving below him as him and his boyhood friend Howie Lied played hooky from 6th grade in favor of going pogoo hopping in farmer Rollins lower forty cattle pasture to see who could crush up the most cattle and bull turds without being bitten by horse flies.

Sorry Due to strict OP story length restrictions, please look for part two of this one act play right here in tomorrows blog section.












_FBIoverride137 28M
184 posts
4/16/2018 11:22 am

GREAT POST ONDARAG.................................LMFO.......................KEEP EM CUMMIN.!!


gob_bleuup22 62M
350 posts
4/16/2018 12:56 pm

Waterless laundry mat

Gob's Korner ™