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Would Underwear Condoms Be Good?
Posted:Apr 1, 2019 6:59 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2019 8:41 pm

God didn't really make men to butt fuck each other, did He? Therefore, it's not necessarily even possible to do it. Fortunately, I don't have to even try as long as I remain without a lover. Besides, what would be so great about getting sick butt fucking each other to the point of practically dying or going all the way to death itself, anyway?

The anus is not made for the dick, is it? Vaginas are made for penile entry because you make babies that way. You don't, however, make babies sticking your dick up a guy's ass. You probably get a dirty dick that way.

Is there an answer to this dilemma? I saw online for sale "underwear condoms." They are underwear pairs that cover the entire pelvic region, front and back, just like regular underwear, but with a twist. Attached to the front is a penile condom. Some models have a hole in the back apparently extending a tube into the anus. Is that to prevent the spread of disease from the ass to the dick up the ass? The tube, however, looks a little tight. If the tube were baggy, then maybe the tube would slip around enough in the rectum to ease the thrusting of the dick in and out of the rectum and anus.

Plus, if the underwear condom stays on just like regular underwear, both penile (front) and anal (back) condoms might not slip off the penis and/or out of the anus in spite of a lot of thrusting and re-positioning going on.

God did allow such content online. Would He go one step further with such allowances and honor men easing butt fucking each other wearing such clothes designed just for butt fucking?

On the other hand, would it be boring having sex with something covering up so much of the body, anyway? Those rather strange-looking pieces of clothing are not very attractive to me. In fact, they gross me out just looking at them. How would sex, then, with them be very arousing or interesting? The see-through kind might be better. But still, would wearing one be like sex with a piece of plastic? You wouldn't feel and smell the skin of your lover wearing one, I don't think. Would butt fucking with underwear condoms really be worth it?

I'm glad I don't have to figure it out, for now, anyway. Someday, however, I might meet another lover and could then have to wonder about how to make love to a man in a more practical way. How would I make love to a man without even God Himself explaining how to do it right? Is there ever going to be a happy ending to this story? I hope so....
Could Have Been Better
Posted:Apr 1, 2019 1:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2019 8:02 pm

My first sexual experience in this new state of mine was not good enough. When the man and I first met, he just jacked me off and then I did the same to him.

Then, a few days later, after sundown, he drove me to his family house and took me inside. Then, right away, he made me wait on his outdoor patio with his front door closed apparently until he had adjusted some of his electronic equipment. Then he took me down to his basement apartment claiming that his mother was asleep in her bedroom upstairs on the first floor.

We didn't do anything. I complained to him that his radio was playing some kind of obnoxious noise of a dictator trying to take over the world. He reluctantly turned it off. In his dining room, when his face got close to mine, I thought he looked weird and distorted. I was on one of those debilitating tranquilizing prescription drugs. It affected my eyesight. I told him right away. Then, noticing the dirt on his kitchen stove, I vigorously and rapidly cleaned it up with a rag sharply reprimanding him for not keeping his home clean.

A few hours later, we still weren't doing anything. We stood together on the back porch and then sat together in his living room. He told me that his neighbors, there in the mountains, were not very nice to him. I didn't quite understand what he meant about what they did to him. His description of their behavior was vague. He asked me whether or not I knew what was going on. I didn't really know what he meant by that, either.

At bedtime, I asked him whether or not I could take a shower in his bathroom. He joked about whether or not I meant without my clothes on. Apparently, he wanted to do something with me. Then, he let me take a shower in his bathroom, alone, with the door closed. Out of the shower, I met up with his big dogs at the foot of his double bed in which he was already laying under his sheets and blanket. They growled and growled. I was terrified of hopping in bed with him. I thought they were going to attack me. Facing the bed, I held my head down low looking at the foot of the bed, not at the dogs. In a few minutes, they stopped growling. Then, I crawled in bed with him.

We still didn't do anything, all night long. In the morning, he drove me back to the home in which I was rooming and boarding. Since then, we still haven't done anything more with each other....
Does "Rh" Stand for "Retarded?"
Posted:Mar 29, 2019 1:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2019 7:57 pm

I have a crazy nut inside of me. It's my little friend, my Rhesus monkey of my past, embedded in my DNA as my Rh positive blood type relic of an ancestor. He's just always going to town, saying the dumbest things all the time, telling me the craziest, nuttiest stories about sex and lust and gore and cheating and lying and stealing and murder and mayhem, never giving me a moment of peace.

The Internet said that Rh negative people have not descended from any monkeys at all but, instead, are probably aliens from outer space. I don't think that's very nice. From such an accusation, how do they have civil rights? But, then, how do I have civil rights, either, for that matter? Is calling me an ape any better than calling someone else an alien?

That pesky monkey inside of me "wants out!" It's pushing around inside of me, trying to pop right out of my body! I can't, however, really give it what it wants. Maybe once in a while I might be able to please it, but, for the most part, I can't give it the one thing it wants more than anything else in life: sex. I can't just call up a and be satisfied with frivolous, anonymous, robotic, cold, emotionless, boring, half-assed excuses for what are supposed to be legal sexual experiences, anyway.

Besides, how would I give it sex, even if I could? I can't have sex like a Rhesus monkey! They're primitive beasts! People have to be gentle and compassionate romantic lovers to get anything out of sex, which has to be more than just sex, anyway. To be satisfying, sex has to be passionate love-making.

What if my ideal sexual partner had a blood type of Rh negative and was being accused of being an alien? Would he talk to me in weird, telepathic ways instead of even just stopping by once in a while to see me? My Rhesus monkey inside of me doesn't think so. He thinks that aliens and apes can get together just fine. He just wants sex. He doesn't care about whom I get it from.

I think that Rh negative people probably aren't really any different than Rh positives. Their Rhesus monkey gene is probably just hiding in a state of recessive suppression. My little friend inside of me, however, thinks that Rh negative people came from outer space on space ships and are really interesting, especially in bed! Their telepathic words to me, he says, are good ways for me to find someone to make love to.

"What about the Herpes?" I asked him. He said, "Your Herpes is a good way for you to just screw up the planet and go insane and all that because then you're just a crazy nut and they don't care and have sex up the butt because then everything's okay after that. Now just do it because I like sex so bad that I could just die."

Sorry, guy. This world is controlling everything. just riding life like a rollercoaster along with everyone else...
What is it like to butt fuck a man?
Posted:Mar 28, 2019 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2019 12:18 am

I have never tried butt fucking. Is it good to do? Does the penis go into the anus very easily? Is the anus really designed perfectly well for that kind of excursion in life? Is it an excursion? Or is it just a job for s?

When you want your penis inside a man's butt hole, do you have to work really hard to get it in there? If so, how hard is it?

Should I make a man butt fuck me? I think I would like it, but not if it's not really something anyone is really supposed to have anything to do with. One time, I had sex with a man, but we just jacked each other off and sucked each other's dicks. We didn't go all the way to butt fucking. Another time, I told a man to do it but then I got scared when I realized that I was going to have to marry him if I was going to let him butt fuck me. How did I know how much of a commitment butt fucking really would be without letting him even so much as touch my anus?

If a man is supposed to fuck another man, why would the butt hole be hard to fuck in the first place? Is it to prevent frivolous affairs or commitments to unwanted partners?

My dildo hurts my ass if I don't practice using it. Is a penis as hard as a dildo? It seems to me like it would be hard to control a man's dick up my ass. You can't grab the whole man and ease him into your ass like grabbing a whole dildo to keep it from hurting your butt, can you? How does the butt know he's not hurting you? How does he care?

If he's a smoker, drinker, or drug user, how is he going to care enough about you to ease his dick up your ass with the most careful precision of a well-adjusted, sane, decent, loving partner committed to marriage with you? If a man isn't going to sacrifice his whole life into dramatically changing every facet of his every pore into losing all his addictions and unhealthy habits just to love you, then how is he going to butt fuck you just the right way, either?

When do sane, healthy people butt fuck each other? Ever?...
What I Would Want My Husband To Do With Me
Posted:Mar 25, 2019 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2019 12:24 am

If you were married to me, I would want you to have no diseases and never to smoke, drink, nor do any drugs all nor be prone to any other addictions all, either. Also, I would want your I.Q. to be least around 0, that is, at least in the Superior Intelligence range. Furthermore, I would want you to have your own steady, secure annual income of at least $50,000 gross, either through your own well-established job or through some other means of legal support. In addition, I would want you to be interested in my own particular tastes in art, music, film, literature, food, sex, and health, to the point of always taking excellent care of yourself and always remaining proactively conscientious of all of my own needs as well, including all of my own interests and health requirements, focusing mostly on my own chemical abstinences, Paleo diet, and docility. To protect each other from invasion of privacy, I would want you and me never to engage in any psychic, telepathic, nor physical violence, abuse, spying, mimicry, back-stabbing, smothering, nor voyeurism at all. In spite of my inherited disability, I would want you never to me nor over-extend your care for me into debilitating me. If you drive and have a car, I would want you to drive me to places to which you and me would go together. Furthermore, I would want your perality to be masculine and witty as I would want you to talk to me anywhere at any time going over current events with me, reviewing people, places, and things with me, telling me how much you love me and making love to me, and your dreams and goals for our improved future together as we enjoy living together and loving each other more and more over time. More at my website (Anvil - Panow - Creations)........
What I Would Do With My Husband
Posted:Mar 25, 2019 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2019 11:29 pm

If you were married to me, I would want to go out with you, not alone anymore, to non-alcoholic, non-smoking, and non-drug-using shows, movies, restaurants, karaoke events, stores, photographic walks and hikes, and markets. In addition, I would want to cook with you and at other times order food out with you eating in our own home together with you our own homemade and ordered-out meals. I would also want to watch TV and videos with you. I like the shows, The Simps, Animal Planet, Roseanne, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and the movies, The Wedding Banquet, Brokeback Mountain, High Anxiety, and Cinema Paradiso. I would not want to watch or play any sports with you, except for watching the Olympics on TV. Also, I would want to sing, play the piano, and dance either for you or with you, depending on your musical talents. Furthermore, I would want to sleep with you in our own bed together every night, making love together whenever we both want to in any number of ways that I cannot really predict at this time, except for, in general, both top and bottom oral and anal sexual intercourse and all-over completely naked massage, kissing, and cuddling, all of which I would want to improve over time with you through tolerant and compassionate trial and error, never expecting perfection but, instead, just taking it all in stride peacefully and effortlessly. I would also want to tell and write stories, poems, and lyrics with you. I think that I might want ren and pets, but, for now, having a husband, aside from high income, is my most important concern. Also, whether our such home is a house, condo, mobile home, or apartment, does not really, for now, concern me, either. I am almost completely infection-free except for a Herpes Simplex Virus Type 1 infection, which I am currently working on curing on my own naturally through my own cure-all remedy. Other health issues of mine are peanut and corn allergies and Gilbert's Syndrome, which does not really reflect any retardation nor mental illness on my part but, instead, is an inherited condition of a positive mutation, or inborn adaptation, to environmental toxins giving me the chance to effortlessly remain abstinent from any chronic medication and substances of abuse. Specifically, I was born without the enzyme that breaks down bilirubin, a bile break-down product, elevating my blood bilirubin levels higher than normal thereby tinting my skin and eye whites somewhat yellow. As a result, I do not ever drive because I cannot mentally tolerate wearing any eyeglasses nor any contact lenses. Also, for me to remain healthy and slender, I must remain committed to my own food-supplement daily regimen supported Paleo diet of never any white sugar, dairy, legumes nor legume derivatives, grains (including rice and corn), whole fruit, synthetic preservatives, nor tubers. More at my dot com (Anvil - .......

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