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Karl3993 47M
17 posts
8/10/2019 11:56 pm
FARMBOI SAYS WRITING THIS BLOG POEM REALLY HAD HIM IN TOTAL STITCHES!!

FARMBOI SAYS WRITING THIS BLOG POEM REALLY HAD HIM IN STITCHES!!


It was during my late 1990' Mason City hospital stay
I met chunky orderly Percy, who yes was indeed quite gay

So in drawing the curtains very tight, in my semi private room
He wheeled in that catheter cart and camera complete with zoom

Quite expertly Percy inserted that tube, down my piss slit canal
God my cock got hard rock and after petting it, he called me his pal

You see I had just had myself, a horiffic high speed ATV head on collision
yes hitting a big tree at forty mph, by far my lifes most fucked up decision

I smiled back with both balls then tight, as my u reach ya showed
Now feasting on my vein engorged prick, queer Percy's lust exposed

I think dear orderly I am a bit well bloated, far up in my ass
Would you kindly stick a finger in, and trigger off some gas?

It was then that Sister Margaret entered, with her entire student class
With me Bretlee bent contorted over, she made them all kneel like mass

Pray for these sinners you nurse wanna be, someone quick grab the bedpan
For the way that gay has his fist imbedded, shits due to arrive from outta his can

Somehow the emergency button was rung in haste, as the entire floor responded
Me denied any more of my galactic adventures, now very much despondent

When the cath end suddenly just pulled right out, it became a very bad spent day
For all over the floor did my piss pour, hitting 14 screaming students with its spray

Poor gay Percy caught red handed in that fowl act, had not a single word to offer
And me Bretlee caught with his fist well up, turned my head and became a cougher

Soon whispers couldn't be stopped, on Mason City General every treatment floor
About the former Gay orderly and his bedpan boy, oh the acts they all did deplore

So now when enrolling in the Hosp.Regestry office, they are asked just why ??
Followed by having to stand up and show softness, before zipping back up his fly.....

As after Onda's release he managed to hitch a ride back to JD's enormous sized farm
He JD bitch slapped him for having fat Percy sex, before breaking both my dam arms.














Karl3993 47M
16 posts
8/11/2019 12:02 am

Hi there hoodie barb wire guy, Its me KARL...............................HOWS TINGS IN MASON CITY?


GimmeYourShoes02 37M

8/11/2019 12:08 am

The blog king was taken down by hate_Fakes


GimmeYourShoes02 37M

8/11/2019 12:09 am

OnDa uses another fake profile called hate_Fakes


GimmeYourShoes02 37M

8/11/2019 12:09 am

Read my blog!!!!


GimmeYourShoes02 37M

8/11/2019 12:09 am

Also vote on my poll!!


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:09 am

Hiya Karl


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:09 am

Hows it going?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:10 am

Great Blog Fella


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:10 am

He having Pitta Pockets for Christmas this year?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:11 am

Pitta Pockets with JD Mom?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:11 am

    Quoting Karl3993:
    Hi there hoodie barb wire guy, Its me KARL...............................HOWS TINGS IN MASON CITY?
Does Bratty actually look like the above?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:42 am

Squish is trying to squash members


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:43 am

Hope to see you blogging!


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/24/2019 4:43 am

Blog real soon!


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/25/2019 11:09 am

How are tings in mason city?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/25/2019 11:10 am

Jd had Pitta Pitta Pockets for Christmas Dinner?


FarmerBrattyNJD 36M

12/25/2019 11:11 am

Guess Pitta Pockets are new Walmart recipes?