So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagneBo
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malleys where we'll plan our escape"
Bottom bear who loves to cuddle, kiss, RUB, and find drama free MEN who are very tactile and love to be nurtured by touch.
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