Update as of 4/13/09
For anyone that would like to know, that picture IS ME (it was a senior picture). And for others, I DO play the piano, but I've given it up.
So for all of those who would like to get to know me in any way shape or form here are some brutally honest things you need to know about me; I am neurotic catastrophe. To reference scrubs, I am a mix of the bad neuroses of JD and Elliot. In almost all of my relationships I have unintentionally sabotaged them. I can be and am extremely jealous for the longest time while getting to know the person (I want their world to revolve around ME) though I NEVER let them know that. I'm just a mess, and if you think you can put up with that then go ahead! Oh and another thing, I am also extremely jaded towards men in general (i know, ironic...) So I'm looking for someone that can change that for me...
UGH! I need to find a man. At least someone... relatively normal for a change too. I'd PREFER a guy in the same city, but that's clearly not an option... hell, even the same STATE for gods sake. And not for sex, no... if I could find a decent guy on the condition of no sex, I would take that offer in a heart beat.
Fitting quote of the day: "I'm a peaceful person filled with violent rage ." OR "Obsessive. Compulsive. Never Disordered."
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I'm not looking for just sex anymore. I am looking for a relationship (however difficult it is in general and in a remote red state) more than anything else; Summer is over now. But hell, if you're hot enough then just maybe 
I guess I'm just weird. A lot of people say that they're always ready to go do something. I'm not the kind of person that has to do something ALL the time to not be bored. I'm fairly laid back in that sense, but laid back does not mean lazy in this particular instance.
I'm also fairly shy and introverted until I get to know you as a person. Online, you have to say something first before i start talking because if you want to talk to me, you will (I know, I'm neurotic). I always feel like the person doesn't want to talk to me if they aren't the ones that initiate the conversation
Also, if I talk to you IM here and you ask if i have a cam, i will close out of it and block you; nothing could piss me off more even you tried.
My Ideal Person:
Most important; have to be clean. Almost everything is just fine, but I need a clean man. Oh, and if you say "like" a lot, probably going to have to kick you to the curb...and eccetera...they're both bad 
I do, however, like guys with tattoos and piercings... a lot. If i see a guy with snake bites and/or a tongue ring i damn near lose it.
What are your favorite television shows?:
Family guy, Comedy Central Presents, Paula Dean
Tell us what you're reading now.:
Brisingr, One day in the life of Ivan Denisovich, Wicked.
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