Update as of 1-10-10
Well for those that know me or have read this profile before, I would like to think that I have cooled down a bit. I'm not quite as neurotic as I have been. I still am, don't get me wrong, but I'm significantly more calm now.
I was in a relationship for a few months (up until october or november, I can't remember... the flu screwed me up), but the little... yeah, cheated on me, so here I am once again. I cannot stress enough, don't talk to me and say "I'm horny". I don't care. Really. I do want a relationship, but I expect very little from this site. It's just nice to talk to people on here. So talk to me  I'll chat you up if I'm not to shy.
Inappropriate as it may be, if you do catch me on the right day I have the potential to be ungodly horny... but that's neither here nor there. It'll still piss me right the fu@# off if you ask me if I'm horny. Kinda paradoxical, but it's the principle of the matter...right? ha
And once again, that picture is of me. It's almost two years old now, but it is me. I have no hair now, but other than that, it's about the same.
Oh yeah, a paradoxical should not be confused with paradoCICLE, which is a popsicle that is both hot and cold at the same time.... 
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I'm not looking for just sex anymore. I am looking for a relationship (however difficult it is in general and in a remote red state) more than anything else; Summer is over now. But hell, if you're hot enough then just maybe
I guess I'm just weird. A lot of people say that they're always ready to go do something. I'm not the kind of person that has to do something ALL the time to not be bored. I'm fairly laid back in that sense, but laid back does not mean lazy in this particular instance.
I'm also fairly shy and introverted until I get to know you as a person. Online, you have to say something first before i start talking because if you want to talk to me, you will (I know, I'm neurotic). I always feel like the person doesn't want to talk to me if they aren't the ones that initiate the conversation
Also, if I talk to you IM here and you ask if i have a cam, i will close out of it and block you; nothing could piss me off more even you tried.
My Ideal Person:
Most important; have to be clean. Almost everything is just fine, but I need a clean man. Oh, and if you say "like" a lot, probably going to have to kick you to the curb...and eccetera...they're both bad
I do, however, like guys with tattoos and piercings... a lot. If i see a guy with snake bites and/or a tongue ring i damn near lose it.
What are your favorite television shows?:
Family guy, Comedy Central Presents, Paula Dean
Tell us what you're reading now.:
Brisingr, One day in the life of Ivan Denisovich, Wicked.
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