Have you heard the one about the person who was too dumb to remove all the re #39;s from their email headers and wound up being blocked for being a dumbass...LOL it's just funny as hell huh?
I am an extremely tall TG (male with a STRONG feminine side) 6'8" tall 235lbs 38A 7" who cannot pass but loves to make love in lingerie. I am very discrete, drug and disease free and would expect you to be same. Couples: While I prefer to wear lingerie most of the time I am a masculine looking male on the surface. If you are looking for a tall guy I may be your guy (just in prettier underwear than most). I LOVE sex, and can go all night long when I am not taking hormones (sporatic)
MEN:When Having intimate encounters I am a total Bottom, I love giving head and receiving safe anal but you must take me slow and with care, I will not, under any conceivable circumstance, top you. Safe sex is an imperative. If you are looking for a regular buddy that you can stop by and see, even introduce to the wife as a friend, I'm the guy. If dressed as a man I am in no way feminine looking. When we are alone you are guaranteed a blowjob every time. p.s. When responding to an email, the first response will, through the Adult FriendFinder system, go out as RE:subject, a response reply will say RE:RE:subject, at this point it is appropriate to place ones cursor before the last RE: and hit the back space key repeatedly. After engaging in discourse here since the inception of my membership, I have noticed that NO ONE but me seems to be able to stop the rampant RE: march, honestly how many do you have to see before you think...HMM maybe I could use the back space key and... A little insight into my demeanor folks, and the kind of things that bug the shit out of me. Also any emails with uncapitalized first person I references, or "u" and "r" instead of the much more complicated "you" and "are", may be ignored depending on my mood. The endless march toward mediocrity is, in my opinion, one of the BIGGEST problems with our country. If one accepts this, then soon they practice it, and inevitably, promote the furtherance of societal decline to an all too willing mass of those who would carry the banner of "DUH" into the next generation. Geez that sounds kind of snooty huh? Tough luck, I give no quarter to intellectual sloth.
My Ideal Person:
Someone who is looking for intelligence rather than mediocrity. "hit me back" is a challenge to fight, not a solicitation for email response. I only want people ready to meet for real, friendship, or more intimate. I do not "chat" or "do cyber" I respond to, and initiate email for the purpose of meeting new friends. Tire kickers please move along, I dislike pointless discourse. I am not into fat folks, a little out of shape is ok though. I cannot pass so you should not expect me to. I look like a masculine man, I do not wear makeup or wigs, I am a guy who loves lingerie thats all. I do not kiss and cuddle with men, I am only attracted to their penis. It is a fact that I am bisexual, but while I can look at and admire a womans beauty and desire and covet her in ever way, I do not see men the same way. Guys, if you ask me to fuck your ass, then you have obviously not read my profile. I will not. I do women, men do me. I am an avid outdoorsman, hunter, and shooter. I hope this disertation is, in some way, appealing enough for a response.
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