I don't like writing/talking about myself in a general "try to appeal to everyone!" kind of way so I answered the "writing ideas". See below for information I wouldn't normally share on a profile.
1. Most of my friends would say I have a/an funny/sarcastic/abrasive/perfect personality.
2. When it comes to physical health, I exercise about 0-15 times per week, and expect my sex partners to be alive.
3. I (like/dislike) the bar scene. I prefer (lots of partying/not to party) when I'm involved in sexual encounters.
Yes.
4. I like my partners to tell me what to do in the bedroom but I will kick your ass if you tell me what to do out of it.
5. I love sex, but I'm more interested in sex with someone I actually click with and with whom I share similar interests and attitudes.
6. In the bedroom, I tend to like sex. And crying fits, often simultaneously.
7. Some of my favorite positions are not as easy as they used to be. But they are not out of the question.
8. I prefer one-on-one sex, but wouldn't mind trying it with another (man/woman) in the room.
Negative. It's one-on-one or full blown orgy. Threesomes are overrated as fuck. Unless you've got a brother. Otherwise bring yourself or bring your entire kickball team.
9. One-on-one sex doesn't interest me much I prefer (threesomes/swapping/orgies/other).
See above
10. I'm (seldom/always) willing to try some light bondage or blindfolds.
I feel like "always" sets an unrealistic expectation, though my drawer full of blindfolds would beg to differ.
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