Intro: I've been so busy lately with school and studying, but I'm a glutton for punishment, so I've decided to take on an extra project. I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that I am an amateur at this, but I hope to make up for that with my enthusiasm and careful obedience (with the right trainer of course).
That's right, I am an aspiring man-package detailer. Just so there's no confusion what position I'm working toward, I hope to handle and maintain all bottom end and underneath duties for a kind, patient, but firm trainer who is competent at taking over on the top end.
A bit about me:
I'm a long-haired, slim (with a bit of a belly), youngish-looking white boy with a passion for learning, writing, music, and fantasizing about my services being put to full use by a gentle but firm man. My interests include cleaning, maintaining, lubing, and tuning your undercarriage, nuts, piston, crankshaft, and any other parts or tools you need serviced. I hope to eventually be able to fully accommodate a wide-gauge piston in both my upper and lower cylinders but I'm going to need the help of some strong and experienced hands to get those holes in working condition.
The lower is in need of some reaming, but shouldn't be a lot of work. The upper is going to require a bit more finesse with the choke, but, in spite of this timing issue, it comes with a surprisingly useful equipment cleaning and polishing feature. I'm also considering plans of expanding its utility even further as a place for dumping some select classes of fluids. I figure it's the environmentally friendly thing to do. :D
My body has a height of 5' 8" with a weight of about 170-180 lbs. My frame is pretty narrow with a bit of pudge. Dappled white finish; small but ergonomic and soft seating. My equipment specs: approx. 7.5" length; medium gauge. (visual aid available on request)
A little about you:
I like a smooth and gentle ride when I'm still getting a handle on things, so I'm thinking you would probably be someone who is kind, comfortable with yourself, and knows when and how to hold a boy down when he starts to squirm and just keep pushing the piston steady with no variation in speed or intensity until the cylinder is gleaming with lubricant and reamed to the proper diameter. And when not to.
If your parts (and your body, actually) at least match my specifications, that's good, but I'm always most comfortable being the smaller model.
Are you still here?:
If you've read this far and endured my heartless mangling of that poor metaphor that I used for no relevant reason, then I thank you, and maybe I have a chance with you. Yes, I am this dorky.
Oh yeah, and I suppose I should put some crap here like: I'm not a virgin, but I am rather inexperienced... with men. I'm bisexual, and I know it. Now you do too. I'm not looking for romance, but I am down for kink or vanilla FWB. I'm single and unattached, and pretty happy to be for now. So yes, I'm looking for FWB, but I'm not interested in being promiscuous. Just be friendly and mellow, and don't be creepy or pushy. Give a dick, but don't be a dick. :D
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