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wcfields2009 71M
1873 posts
4/6/2017 6:25 am
The Joys of Teaching Part 1

A teacher was explaining to her class why a whale couldn't swallow a person, even though it was huge, because it has a very small throat.

One little girl said, "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale."

The teacher repeated that it was impossible for that to happen because the whale had too small a throat.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

Without missing a beat the little girl said, "Then you ask him."

wcfields2009 71M
1260 posts
4/6/2017 6:26 am

I taught school

wcfields2009 71M
1260 posts
4/6/2017 6:27 am

for many years

wcfields2009 71M
1260 posts
4/6/2017 6:28 am

and had quite a few

wcfields2009 71M
1260 posts
4/6/2017 6:28 am

students like this girl.

OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/6/2017 1:41 pm

I wish I'd known this 20years ago.....

175 posts
4/6/2017 3:15 pm

wish I'd knowd dis 19 years agoat.....

Hungr4Yungr 68M
2656 posts
4/6/2017 7:05 pm

Smart ass kid! Needs a spanking!

JoRay63 54M
44 posts
4/7/2017 10:39 pm

Good I need a laugh !!