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This blog is a journal of my quest. I will always post from the heart and be totally and sometimes brutaly honest. Your comments are greatly appreciated.
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Ode to nipples :) Feb 23, 2006 12:26 pm
Mood: 508, 1882 Views
Ya know, I never realized just how many guys REALLY like having their nips played with. Licked, sucked, bit/nibbled on etc.

Here I was, fat dumb and happy. Cruising through life thinking that I was the only guy who like that kind of stuff. Oh how wrong I was.

Virtually EVERY SINGLE GUY I've been with just LOVES having their nips played with in one way or the other. Even my str8 Italian cutie from Chicago, he REALLY 'grooved' on my sucking on his cute little nips. He told me I was the first person, man or woman, who ever did that to him. I'll tell ya, can remember being amazed at the effect it had on his body. He literally shivered from top to bottom has I sucked on his nip and I thought he was going to cum when I started nibbling on it.. Too cute

Anyway, here's my 'Ode to nipples' May yours find all the attention they need/require/desire.
May they stand stall and provide endless hours of enjoyment for you and your partner

How many of you REALLY like having your nipples played with????
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Anybody need a good laugh??? Feb 23, 2006 6:37 am
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Situations you may find yourself in and the orgasms you may encounter...

Sex in a boat -- oar-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house -- door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum -- floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket -- store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute -- whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant -- bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping -- snore-gasms.
Sex with a lion -- roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end -- sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course -- fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac -- more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine -- ore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers -- s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter -- toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword -- zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach -- shore-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying -- 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater -- hard-core-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner -- score-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex for Premature Ejaculators - before-gasms
Selfish men have - I-got-mine-you-get-your-gasms
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Ok, no more 'pussy' posts, I promise. Feb 22, 2006 10:17 am
Mood: 23, 2226 Views
I have no idea what I was thinking. Pussy posts on a gay site! Man, could I BE any dumber... LOL

Anyway, here's my promise to all of you.

I promise, from this day forward, to not post anything that contains more then just a brief or passing mention of pussy. (Sometimes ya just gotta make a comment, if nothing else, for those bisexual guys out here) I promise though, no more explicit women/pussy topics etc.

I promise to contain my posts on this site to sex between men for men by men, until death do us part. (of course with special attention paid to nice cocks!)

I promise to post no more pics of pretty women either, especially not their pussies. Pictures will be either non-sexual in nature or they will be of great big dripping cocks. (Or mine)

Ok, friends again???
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I'm just SOOOO fucking lucky. (My 100th post) Feb 21, 2006 12:46 pm
Mood: 18, 1758 Views
I guess I must be blessed or something. I have a good job, make great money, have a nice house, a loving wife, great friends, two wonderful dogs, nice cars, my health, all the sex I could ever want, no debt to speak of and a cock that still get's hard as a rock at the slightest provocation and a very good sense of who I am and what I'm about not to mention a lifetime of memories and experiences to treasure forever.

Not bad for being 48 yrs old...

Sometimes when I read what others post here it just breaks my heart. The loneliess, the searching for companionship and love, the young and unsure, the guys who are struggling with their own identities, monetary problems, drinking problems, parents or family that just don't or can't accept or understand, lovers who manipulate and/or use you, people who go out their way to hurt you. It seems to be never ending.

Lord knows I've seen my share of troubles and tribulations.. I've hit bottom before. Rock fucking bottom. I've been alone, unsure, hurt, struggling. It sucks. I've had issues in my past with both drugs and booze. I've been in abusive relationships and have had my heart and soul ripped out of my body by those that supposidly loved me.

I've know what it feels like to not have any money, to not know how or when you'll be able to make the rent, or buy some food, or keep your electricity on. Been there, done that. Dark days indeed.

But you know, at heart I've always been an optimist. Always. Even in my darkest days, when I had no friends, when I spent every cent I had on coke or pot or worse, when I had no job or future or anything for that matter, I always believed in myself. Even growing up in the worlds single most disfunctional family, I ALWAYS believed in myself.

It took time, that's for sure. A certain maturation if you will, but I finally found a word that summed it all up for me and gave me direction in my life.

That word was QUALITY

I thought long and hard about it and decided that I would ALWAYS seek out quality in my life. I refused to settle for second best or crap. Quality in everything. In the people I associated with, in the things that I did, whether it was work or play. Quality was the overriding principle that I looked for in everything.

Maybe it was wrong or maybe there was more to it but I don't really see how.

The main reason I focused on quality was based primarily on a relative of mine.

My brother in-law of all people.

Here is a man who exuded quality in EVERYTHING he did and everything he touched was enhanced by him being there.

He strives for it, embraces it, embodies the meaning of the word 100% in all things and at all times.

I've NEVER talked to him about this, ever. Interesting huh? Everything I have and am is basically owed to this man and he doesn't know it. (Well, I bet he has some idea

All of this was preceived by me in just plain observation of the way he lives his life. The way he interacts with my sister, his own children and grandchildren, his father (May he rest in peace) and those around him.

My brother in-law is/was a rabbi. He served as the head rabbi for a number of congregations over the years and finally retired from that public life after 30 years, about 4-5 years ago.

He now spends his time doing freelance weddings, bar mitsvahs, funerals and writing. He can pick and choose and is in much demand.

He was one of three clergy who were picked to minister to the folks working on clearing out the World Trade Center after 9/11.

I can have no better role model for my life than this man.

I guess my point here is this, never stop believing in yourself. Find someone or something to model yourself upon. What exactly that is, is TOTALLY up to you. But find that 'One thing' and stay true to it.

Wow, this post just took on a live of it's own and kind of started to morph into an update Monkey Post. (I plan on doing a Monkey Update shortly btw I have some new things to share)

Peace and out!
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Sex, sex and more sex.... Feb 21, 2006 12:07 pm
Mood: 519, 1716 Views
HELP I'm addicted to sex and can't get enough.

I'm even having sex with other women now. I'm insatiable, incurable and incorrugable. All at the same time.

What the heck is wrong with me? Why I can't I get enough SEX?????

It seems like the more I get, the more I want. I'm hopeless ya know that!!!

I dream of cocks and pussies all day and all night. I sit here in my office during the day answering emails from so many people on so many different web sties.

I've actually suplanted my viewing of porn online with the real thing. I don't have any time or desire to watch porn clips or look at movies anymore. I used to all the time, now, nothing but the real thing.

I'm trapped in a never ending world of sex sex sex.

I'm constantly getting emails or phone calls or winks or whatever from people looking for sex. It's like they're crawling out of the wood work.

Of course, it's funny, just a couple of days ago I was bitching about having had to go 5 days without. Now, I can't turn around with out getting another message from someone wanting to meet up for sex..

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. suck, fuck, eat, kiss, hug, lick, explore.

Man, there are some VERY horny freakin people out and about here. Maybe it's the weather or the phase of the moon or something but if I were to say yes to everyone, I'd have to spend the next 2 months solid doing nothing but sucking cocks and eating pussies..

I need HELP!!!!! Is there an AA group for sex-addicts?? I bet there is..

This parody brought to you from the fevered mind of ol' Tazzerman. I gotta go whack off now.

Remember, too much is JUST enough
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Ok, why did everyone stop reading my blogs? Feb 21, 2006 7:07 am
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Is it because I haven't posted anything sexual in nature? Man, we're ALL so pathetic aren't we??

Me most of all.

Well, here's some sexual stuff..

Tomorrow night I'm meeing up with a cute girl named 'lisa'. She's a nympho and a half at least. LOL..

I was introduced to her by one of my many bi/guy friends. Unfortunatly, he doesn't have the time or ability to play with her the way she wants so of course, he thought of horny ol' Tazzerman.

She's bisexual, hot, great ass, cute little tits, perfect little nips and just LOVES having sex.

I'm hoping to spend a few hours with her tomorrow night, dipping the ol Tazzer-dick into that warm, wet, succulent pussy and then, once she has a taste for me, we'll expand our sessions to include some of my other guy friends.

Nothing like a nice MMF 3-way I say!

I just LOVE sucking on a womans clit while another guy is fucking her pussy. Or DPing her, with one cock in her pussy and one in her ass.

Or us guys performing for HER! (She says that reallllly turns her on)

Anyway, that's the plan man.

Meanwhile, not being one to let grass grow under my balls er... feet, I've got a nice M/F couple lined up for some action. Can't wait. She's got a KILLER pair of legs and he's a VERY nice guy. Not to big in the cock department but willing. He's also str8 but curious, sound familiar, and they want me to help introduce him to the pleasures of man on man sex. Who better huh?

Also, have 2 new guy friends warming up in the bullpen so to speak. I'll report on them shortly.

So, there ya have it. More sex. I hope this lures more unsuspecting readers to my Cosmic Debris

-tm
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Movie Reviews Feb 18, 2006 10:45 am
Mood: 13, 1701 Views
As a public service, I offer reviews on some current (and not so current) movies. All are what I would consider Chick Flix but guys, I can vouch for each one. You can enjoy them as well.

***** - Excellent.
**** - Very good
*** - Average
** - Just ok
* - Why bother?

The Constant Gardner ***1/2
Ok, technically it's probably NOT a classic Chick Flic but hey, it's my review...

It's somewhat of a typical British flick. Almost pointless. No offense intended here, have you SEEN the English Patient?

Well, not 100%. It does have a point. It's humdrum plot is pretty standard stuff. Greed, money, drug companies and governments conspire to make money and in doing so kill off those less fortunate. ho hum. However, the cinematography is wonderful, especially the scenes of life in various African towns and villages, the music score is very good and the acting IS superb. Ralph Fiennes plays Ralph Fiennes better than anybody and Rachel Weisz is very good and quite lovely. Warning, this movie is VERY sad (hence the chick flic designation) I'd give it a 2 or 3 Kleenex score. It is beautifully crafted movie and well worth a watch.

Rumor Has It ***
This movie opened to scathing reviews everywhere but of course, that didn't stop your intrepid reviewer from going to see it anyway. Actually, my wife and I rather enjoyed this movie. It is light and stupid and silly but we enjoyed it anyway. It offered a number of very funny moments, most of which were produced by Shirley McClain. (She's just wonderful) Of course it didn't hurt watching Jennifer Aniston prancing around in tight jeans and revealing dresses either. All in all a nice, light comedy with quiet a few gags surrounding the Graduate movie.

Must Love Dogs ***
Definite chick flic here but I really enjoyed it. A cute little movie staring John Cusack and and Diane Lane. Diane never looked better btw! Very cute and light. One of the funniest scenes is when Diane Lane goes on an Internet web date and ends up meeting her father, played by Christopher Plumer. Also, very light, silly but funny. Is it me or is John Cusack getting better as an actor? I wish he would find a good serious role with some meat on it.

In Her Shoes ***
Yet another amazing role for Shirley McClain. Once again, very much a chick flic and possibly a shoe fetish flic also. Duh? Cameron Diaz surprises again with a VERY good performance. Personally, I think that she has the best pair of legs and the nicest ass in all of Hollywood. Toni Collette turns in a very good performance as well.. There are some very funny moments as well as some good relationship based tears. This was my wife's favorite of the bunch.

Elizabethtown **** (My wife would only give it ***)
I REALLY liked this movie. I'm not sure why because really, it's predictable and has a very standard ending. I guess I just liked the images that Cameron Crowe put up on the screen PLUS it does have a fantastic music score..
The images were a very nice, fresh Americana set mainly in Kentucky. Images of small town life, family and friends mesh with the music score beautifully. Orlando Bloom is VERY cute, if you like 12 year old boys and what can I say about Kirsten Dunst? She's absolutely gorgeous, cute, sexy and just all around one of my favorite young actresses. Susan Sarandon puts in a pretty good performance and did I mention the music? Top Notch! p.s. For those of you who are Food Network fans, Paula Deen (Paulas Home Cooking) has a very nice part in this movie. Where else? In the kitchen of course

Cya at the cineplex or DVD rental...
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Brrrr it's cold! Feb 18, 2006 5:40 am
Mood: 15, 1698 Views
Yep, it's cold. 10deg, windchills below zero. That qualifies. It kind of makes me wonder why the heck I moved back to the great midwest from Florida. Sheesh

Now that I have you attention, I need to get something off my chest.

I've been accused of being 'one very horny' guy.

It's true, I am. I'm horny 24x7 and can in no way get enough sex. Especially with men.

I guess I'm making up for lost time or something or maybe it's just my natural obsessive/compulsive personality. For me, it's always been 'in for a penny, in for a pound'. I've never done anything half-way.

If I was single, there's no doubt in my mind that I would be even MORE active. I'm not sure how but I'd figure a way for sure

But really, reading all the blogs, profiles, magazine articles on this site, I have to say that I don't see myself as being any hornier than your average OP'er. Maybe I'm just able to to act upon my 'urges' more than the average shmoe out there, I don't know.

Of course, I'm very lucky to be located in an area where there are a HUGE number of like minded guys. Go figure huh? Yep, deep red state, midwestern, bible-belt Indiana is LOADED with horny, like minded guys.

I also work at it diligently. I'm on the 'prowl' virtually every day and NEVER miss and opportunity if I can help it.

It also helps that I have a lot of flexibility work-wise and can take off/come and go pretty much at will.

Remember, I've been doing all of this under the watchful eye of my wife. How I've been able to maintain this 'livestyle' without her getting the least bit suspicious never ceases to amaze me.

I am hard at work broadening my experiences at this point. After having a taste of group gropes which include bisexual women and men, I want more!

I've been concentrating on 'culitvating' online relationships with m/f couples over on Adult FriendFinder and that hard work is starting to bear fruit.

As I've said many times here, I AM bisexual. I love being with men but my true love is and always will be woman. The really cool thing now is that I can augment that love with other bisexual men. Man, it's heaven on earth for a guy like me. The only thing that would make that better would be a 3-way with a girl, me and a t-girl. WOW! (I'll have to start working on that right now!)

Anyway, thanks for reading this ramble. I just sat down here and started typing with absolutely no idea or pre-concieved topic other than it's cold outside.

Sure wish I had about 2 or 3 of you wonderful guys laying here with me to help keep me warm
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Where have all the REAL men gone? Feb 17, 2006 6:26 am
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I've been spending a lot of time over on Adult FriendFinder and some other sites working diligently on setting up MMF 3-ways and yet another big orgy. During this time, I've also resurected my original blog on Adult FriendFinder and have been spending more time over there reading, writing and commenting on blogs then I should have. Somewhat to the exclusion of this blog unfortunatly.

Don't be jealous guys.... I STILL love the blogs here on OP the best. By far . You guys are the greatest, all of you...

I titled this post "Where have all the REAL men gone?" for a couple of reasons.

After reading a large number of blogs from what I can only guess are predomidatly straight guys, I've come to the conclusion that the REAL men are located right here in OP.

Most of the blogs from these straight guys are quite pathetic, shallow, downright demeaning and/or insulting.

It never ceases to amaze me the difference between so called straight guys and those of us who see ourselves as gay or bisexual.

I've found that on the whole, we are much more open and honest, especially with our feelings and desires.

Well, let me rephrase that a little bit...

As a whole we seem to me much more open, honest AND mature regarding our feelings. We also tend to be a whole lot more supportive of each other then these 'men' over on Adult FriendFinder.

I think that we also approach sex very differently then they do. VERY.

One common theme that I see time and time again over on Adult FriendFinder, is the notion that a lot of these 'men' have that the sun rises and sets in there dicks.

I've seen SO many posts out there that say something to the effect of:

"I have a big rock hard dick, fall on your knees and worship my manhood"

As if women are just going to fall on their knees and come crawling.

Arrogance and a VERY unhealthy self-centered/ego driven image of ones self rules the day over there as far as the men are concerned.

Of course, I know what your thinking, you've seen some of these same posts here on OP. Ok, you got me but, they are really the exception rather than the rule.

Look at them again. Most of the overt sexual posts here are put up by guys who are begging to
please someone. Come fuck my ass. Let me worship your cock etc etc. There is a difference. A big one.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, during my year plus of being with men, I've found that YOU guys (Gay, bisexual etc) are the sweetest, nicest, most sensitive and loving group of guys I've ever known. It came as a total surprise for me.

I've written about this on Adult FriendFinder and elsewhere, looking for both the female point of view and the straight guys take on this.

As normal, I got lot's of feedback from the ladies. Most agree with me totally. They just laugh there asses off at these ego-driven assholes who think that women will just swoon and drop to their knees whenever someone uncorks a big boner. In fact, most of the women over there will tell you that they're SOOO tired of guys who post NOTHING but cock shots. They really don't care about that.

Anyway, OP is my home. I might stray periodically, but only because I've struck up some nice friendships with some wonderful ladies over on Adult FriendFinder. (Not to mention that I'm actively exploring the whole MMF thing)

This doesn't mean that yours truly has given up on men btw. NO FREAKN WAY!

I'm insatiable and love a good hard cock that's attached to a nice sexy guy.

My only problem right now is that it seems like I've ran out of guys in the metro Indy area..

Luckily, I have LOT's of guy-friends/regulars to help me out 'cause you know, if I don't have sex with men at least 2-3 times a week, I'll explode.

That and as one of my many friends here on OP said, I must have 4 balls
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What's the dumbest thing you've done?? Feb 16, 2006 12:28 pm
Mood: 110, 1574 Views
I was just sitting here, kind of bored and started thinking about all the dumb things I've done in my life. The list is VERY long and VERY dumb. Of course, we've ALL done stupid things in our time, haven't we? Come on, be honest. Ya can't live without doing dumb stuff can you?

One dumb moment comes to mind, only because it was relatively recent, last fall.

I thought that I'd be Mr. Gardener and I went out and rented a big, giant, industrial strenght core aerator. It's supposed to be one of the best things you can do for your yard, especially here in good ol' Indiana. (I live in CLAY township and believe me, it got that name for the obvious reason)

So, to make a long story short, I spend a couple of hours beating the living daylights out of my self with this damn thing, chewing up my yard and leaving little 'turds' all over the place.

I finally finish the backyard and I'm feeling pretty good about myself when my wife comes out on the back porch and says "Honey, the cable TV went out"

I stood there for a second, looked around the newly 'aerated' backyard and then had the classic Homer Simpson moment (D'OH!) when I realized I had aerated not only the backyard, but the cable TV cable, in about a dozen places. D'OH!!

I called the cable provider, told them what I did, listened to the guy on the other end laugh his ass off and then he told me not to worry, happens all the time. They did come out and replace ALL the freakin cable in quick order thank god!

Needless to say, my wife certainly doesn't let me forget this dumb moment.

So, what was yours? Go ahead, you can share with your buds here on OP. We won't laugh at ya..... too much
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