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Where the hell do I go from here?
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May 17, 2006 6:28 am
Mood: frustrated,
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Hi guys. Ol Tazzermans back.
I see Tony's been keeping you entertained while I've been busy.
That little schmuck. I've GOT to find something to keep him busy..
Anyway, as you can probably tell from the title of this post, I'm struggling BIG TIME.
I love my wife, very very much.. I really don't want to lose her or the life we've created BUT
and this is a huge BUT
I'm gay. Ok ok ok... I know, I call myself bisexual and in reality, the ol Skanky Man Whore really doesn't care all that much who or what he's fucking or sucking. Tony cares even less as long as SOMEBODY is playing with him, but in all honesty, at this point in my life, I'd be more than happy to give up women altogether in favor of men.
Men are just SOOO much more fun..
Yep, you heard it here first. I'm gay as the fucking day is long.
Fuck this bisexual shit. I'm a gay man who occasionally likes having sex with women but quite frankly, I could do with out them.
They're all a bunch of fucking hormonally deranged beasts. All of em.
Who needs 'em?
In a perfect world, I would be able to keep my relationship with my wife. We are friends for life, partners, roomies even.... and still screw around with guys on the side.
This MIGHT not be as far fetched a solution as it might seem.
The wifey is pretty much non-sexual at this point. She can take it or leave it.
The problem as I see it lives on the emotional side of things, the stuff that she calls 'intimacy'. This is the only real stopping point on all this.
But personally, I think we CAN be 'intimate' with each other without having sex. Is that really possible? I'm sure she doesn't think so.
I love her, she loves me, we confide and rely on each other. We share everything, we're there for each other..... How much MORE fucking intimate can a couple get?
I know I know, I'm fooling myself here but hey, a guy can dream can't he? Besides, I have chatted with a couple of guys who HAVE worked out a relationship just like this.
I guess I want my cake and I want to eat it also.
I really don't know where to go from here. I'm a lost cause I guess, destined to be celebate for life OR rip apart the one good thing I've had and invested over 17 yrs in.
WTF should I do? I open this up to you guys 'cause I KNOW there are lot of you out here that are struggling with exact same dilemma.
HELP!
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What do you eat?
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May 16, 2006 10:16 am
Mood: curious,
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LOL, bet you though this post was about something else huh?
Here's a couple of 'funky' questions that I'm plagerizing from another blog elsewhere. I thought the answers were kind of intersting. Let's see what happens here....
Personally, I LOVE nice resteraunts and fine dining. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as happy sitting around a campfire munching down on some fresh walleye but I also really enjoy getting all dressed up and hitting the 'high life'.
I've been to quite a number of very nice and expensive resteraunts in my time. Some great, some not so great. Thank GOD for expense accounts heh?
Anyway, here are the questions.
1) What's the most that you've ever spent for a dinner?
2) What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
For me, I've dropped >$300 for two people before but that did include a top-notch bottle of wine and a couple of glasses of 21yr old Scotch. Yes, the meal was incredible and the service was perfect.
I've eaten all kinds of strange things in my life including just about any/every kind of Sushi/Sashimi imaginable but I have to say that Pickled Pigs Jowels topped the list for me.
They're a Chinese speciality and served specifically around the Chinese New Year. They're actually pretty good if a little chewy.
So there ya have it. Now, let's here from you guys....
-Alan
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Tony's last post (For now)
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May 12, 2006 8:03 am
Mood: weird,
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Well, ol Tazzerman will be back on Monday so I thought I'd get one more good post in before that dufus show's up again and starts whining all over the place about his 'situation'... What a loser!
Anyway, I woke up this morning stiff as a board. Why you might ask? (Well, even if you didn't I'm gonna tell you anyway)
I had this incredible dream last night.. I was being 'administered' to by 2 incredibly cute guys and 1 VERY sexy woman. All at the same time.
The woman had a strap-on and was fucking my neighbor, that asshole, for all she was worth.
Both guys were licking and sucking on me like there was no tomorrow.
They were taking turns deepthroating me and sucking on my balls.
Then they would share some very sensual kisses together with me in the middle.
There is NOTHING like the feeling of having two people giving me a good work out. Man, it's the best. Have you ever experienced it? If not, find yourself a couple of fuck/suck buddies and have at it. You'll NEVER go back to sheep.
Anyway, these 3 people continue working me and my neighbor, the asshole, over and over. They were cntinuously gettng me right to the edge and then backing off. Just like a well known friend of mine does... I couldn't stand it anymore but had no choice... Man..
Then the alarm went off and I woke up. Sheesh....
Stiff as a board, throbbing, leaking pre-cum all over the place.. And of course, the ol Tazzerman was NO freakin help. I tried to get his attention so that he would at least let 'Rosie' work me over. No luck.
So here I sit. All alone, hard as a fucking brick, with no relief in sight. HELP!
I wonder if I could have a spontaneous orgasm??
Doubtful but hey, I'm TRYING....
Anyway, here's a couple of observations from a cocks point of view:
You know, as much as our 'hosts' like us, we're typically treated like shit. We NEVER get to see the sunlight. We never get to be let loose and free. We're always cooped up inside underwear and/or pants or whatever. Guys, let your cocks run free every once in a while. Grab some sun/rays naked. There's NOTHING that feels quite so good as the nice hot sunshine on your cock. Trust me on this.
Trim those pubes guys. Especially the ones that grow up along our shafts. We don't LIKE looking like some cromagnon billy club. Nice and neat, that's the ticket. Besides, your partners will thank you. Most guys I know do NOT like flossing their teeth with my pubes while their deepthroating me...
Use a fucking rubber 100% of the time. Sorry guys but as much as I like deep diving into some nice bubble butt, I NEVER go in without a rubber on. It's only common sense. There are all kinds of nasties lurking around inside a human's rear end. Trust me, I've been there 
Btw, never forget that we're ALL good. Big or little, cut or uncut. It's not important. There is no such thing as a bad cock on lonely ones..
Like me...
Cheers,
Tony
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Thursday morning funnies......
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May 11, 2006 7:34 am
Mood: amused,
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Tony here. Instead of ol Tazzermans lame assed jokes, here are some GOOD ONES.. Enjoy the 'two-fer' -TY
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Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".
So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.
"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"
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One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!"
The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pilot to come along, and when he sits down you climb right up between his butt cheeks where its nice and warm".
The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again just a shiverin', shakin', and mumbling about how cold he was.
The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm?"
To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the mens cammode and this pilot came in and sat down, I climbed right up between his butt cheeks and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!
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Once you've seen one, you've seen em all.....
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May 11, 2006 6:27 am
Mood: thirsty,
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Huh huh. Riiiiight..... I don't think so.
Tony here, still 'standing' in for ol Tazzerman who by the way, was on Jury Duty yesterday. He should have a couple of good stories to post about THAT.
While all of us cocks do have certain characteristics in common, each and every one of us is unique, not only in size and width but in many many other ways.
Ol tazzerman and I have seen a lot of cocks lately, and can say with 100% confidence that no two are alike. That's half the fun of this isn't it guys? I know TM often talks about the thrill of the unknown and it's true. There is a huge turn on and fascination shared by ALL of us or else we wouldn't be here would we?
Aside from the normal differences of size, width, cut/uncut, curved, straight etc... There are many others. Some cocks are smooth, some are 'veiny'. Some are wrinkled while others aren't.
Some cocks have great big heads and slim shafts, others have thick shafts and small/thin heads.
Each is as different as the human being that they're attached to..
I know from experience that ol TM knows every single minute bump, nook and cranny of me. Every vein, every wrinkle and ridge. He knows EXACTLY where to stroke and touch me to get my attention and drive me crazy.
I also know that there are a few other cocks out there that he knows almost as well at this point. Long term lovers who he's been with multiple times and has explored every single millimeter of their cocks to the point that he could tell them apart in the dark.
There's 'dave' who's cock is very thick and rock hard. Straight as an arrow with very tight, small and hairy balls. Very little veinage, cut and smooth with a great big head.
I know that ol TM just LOVES to suck on that cock. He's also tried to take him in the ass but the thickness made the experience and bit uncomfortable for him.
There's 'Bob' who's cock is long and a little bit bigger than average in width with a slight curve to the right. It's also 'camouflaged' LOL...
TM knows every inch of this 'killer' cock and also knows to duck when this bad boy starts to spew...
There's 'Sam' who's cock is so FUCKING thick. Almost as big around as a coke can. Forget that! It IS as big around as a coke can. TM has only been with 'Sam' once but I know for a fact that he remembers every inch of that monster.
Then here's 'Micks' dick. WOW.. 12" of pure manly heaven. Very long, very thick, rock hard at all times and attached to one of the hottest bodies ya ever say. Pierced nipples that just beg to be sucked and nibbled, an ass that will not quit and did I mention 12" of pure, unadulterated, rock hard, throbbing man meat?
I know that the first time I saw that cock, I shrank to about 1/2" due to my own insecurities and jealousy. Luckily, 'Mick' wouldn't have ANY of that and has always been VERY adept at coaxing me out of my 'shell'. We have a good time playing together.. The contrast between my lilly whiteness and Micks dark black, chocolate colored skin is a MAJOR turn on btw
That cock is amazing not just because of it's size. I happen to know that in ol Tazzermans mind it's what we would call the 'Perfect' cock.
It's the dream cock that we all fantasize about..
If I could design my own self/cock, it's exactly what I would end up. Exactly... I would NOT change a thing.
It's funny, we're all both the same and so very different all at the same time. Some of us can get hard in an instant, others take a little bit of work. Some of us can go for hours with out cumming, others can cum in literally seconds.
We all have our own special quirks and erogenous zones. Some of us can cum from a blow job, others need more manual stimulation. I know I for one, can cum in heartbeat when some one is sucking on me. Especially if they're good and can deepthroat. Oh man, I'll cum in two seconds like that.
I hate/love being teased, don't you? 'Bob' is a master at doing that to me. He REALLY get's off on it. Some of the best orgasms I've ever had were as a direct result of his teasing me..
The last time we were together, he got me right to the edge then refused to grab hold and 'pump'. Instead, he left me laying there on ol Tazzermans belly and lightly ran his finger tips up and down the underside of me. The feeling was both Ecstasy and torment all at the same time. I came so hard, cum was flying up over ol TMs shoulders and everywhere else. 'Bob' just laughed and had a shit assing grin on his face from ear to ear... Damn him
Anyway, tell me about your favorite cock.. What's your fantasy cock look like? What's your favorite part?
Ol Tazzerman should be back tomorrow. In the meantime, I plan on getting in a few more posts so stay tuned....
Tony out
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Just another day.........
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May 9, 2006 6:49 am
Mood: contemplative,
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Hey there... Tony here again, 'standing' in for ol Tazzerman while he's off working or drinking or trying to figure out what the heck he's going to do with himself and me. Sheesh, I wish he'd make up his mind, I fucking HORNY...
It's just another day in the neighborhood around here.
Hornier than hell as I said, no relief or release in sight.
To keep myself busy and out of trouble, I've been sniffing around some of the other blogs today and I was surprised to see just how many guys are posting about cock size again.
It's a never ending question around here isn't it?
I mean we ALL want to be the big 10" monster cock.. I know I dreamed about that when I was younger.. Someday, I'd be that giant 10" boner that made woman scream and men drool over.
Never happened. I grew of course, I had hopes but then the growth stopped and I was stuck at a 'measly' 6.5-7"....
I know that in my younger years, I was VERY bashful around other cocks. I was also somewhat intimidated, why I don't know exactly, but I was.
I guess ol Tazzerman just never really 'socialized' me properly back then.
Of course, as most of you know, ol Tazzerman is a wierd bird to say the least.
When I was younger, he would almost NEVER jack me off the 'normal' way. He would almost ALWAYS rub me against the arch of his own foot till I just couldn't stand it any longer and had to spew. To this day, I'm still turned on by feet. Go figure huh?
But I digress, the topic at hand is size.
I guess we ALL have some kind of mental picture of a cock don't we? A vision that turns us on. The PERFECT cock.
I know I do and it's NOT me... LOL (It's kind of like looking in the mirror and realizing that you will NEVER look like Tom Cruise)
The imagine I had of a perfect cock is one that is LARGE, 8-10" and thick. Perfectly shaped with a slight upward curve to it. Cut with nice thick veins.. Had to be large... Amazing...
I guess we, as human beings have always placed a value on things that are large. Large homes, large cars, large bank accounts, large cocks.. t.
I just wished that someone would have Supersize me!!!
Oh well.. I came to 'grips' with this issue many many years ago. I figured if I wasn't going to be the biggest, baddest cock on the block, I was at least going to be the hardest and horniest.
I tried to ALWAYS be there for him and even more so, to truly pleasure the folks he hooked me up with, whether they were male or female.
I seem to have succeeded in that only too well and have now put ol Tazzerman into a major mid-life crisis the end result of which is that all I have to look forwared to is MAYBE a periodic session with his right hand. (Lordy, I wonder if he's thinking of slapping me up against is fucking foot again?? Oh man!)
Back to the size issue.... I just happen to be browsing around OP and came up with a couple of REAL nice looking cocks.
Amazing. Now THIS is what I also figured I'd grow into.. Didn't happen 
uncle_long_tung
Nice looking, well proportioned.
goodguy33LA
Ok, I'm jealous. This guy is about TWICE as thick as I am sheesh....
BayAreaKweer4U
WOWSA!
clickmeCT1000
Ok, here's the cock I always wanted to be when I grew up...
niceone777
What can is say other than man, I'd surely like to see this bad boy hard and throbbing.
Interesting.. I think this is what's called a 'Jughead'...
mrsteve47
Ok, I've GOT to stop this. I'm starting to get VERY jealous
slidemythick1
Well, that's enough of those. You know it's funny, after searching through all the cock shots, it's amazing how few truly big/monster cocks there really are out here.
I know from ol Tazzerman's experiences, at least around central Indiana, those monster cocks are VERY far and few between.
Most of the cocks I've met are definitly in the 6" range and if you search all pics on this site, I think you'll see that it's true.
Shoot, I guess we ALL can't be Tom Cruise can we?
I've got to run.. See ya guys later....
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Taking time off......
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May 8, 2006 6:22 am
Mood: adventurous,
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Hi y'all, Tazzerman has decided to take a couple days off and he's let me take over his blog for him while he's gone.
I'm Tazzermans dick and my name is Tony. (Long story how I got THAT name... Think Tony as in The Tiger...)
Anyway, ol Tazzerman's has had a pretty rough go of it lately as I'm sure most of you are aware. What with him coming out to his wife and the subsequent fall out from that, coupled with all these damn counselors and therapists he's seeing , reading books, doing little 'homework' tasks that they assign him, he's been pretty much down in the dumps and not a lot of fun to be around.
I know I haven't had ANY fun in over a month now, and the 'boys' are about to burst...
I keep trying to get ol Tazzerman's attention but it's just NOT working. He's forgotten all about us. Shoot, the only time he even touches me is when I'm peeing. Not much of a relationship there, that's for sure.
I recall the 'good ol' days when he and I were inseparable. He used to take me everywhere.. I got to meet so many nice people.
I do miss all my 'buddies'.. Their lips, their hands and their sweet, tight little butt holes.
Damn, there I go again. These days, I spend more than half my waking hours at attention. (and pretty much ALL of my sleeping hours) I'm getting tired and if I don't get some relief soon, I just don't know WHAT I'm going to do...
You know it's funny, us cocks lead an interesting and very strange life. We're cooped up in these damn shorts and pants for 90% of the time, just yearning to get out and say hi.. But if we do, typically people start screaming and running for the hills. We're the Rodney Dangerfield of body parts. We get no respect.
In movies, on TV, magazines virtually everywhere, all you see are pussies and tits.. You VERY rarely ever get to see a nice cock. Why is that?
Have you guys ever seen Penis Puppets? OMG, is that just TOOO funny. I'd love to try that.
Anyway, stay tuned. I'll see if I can give you guys the penis perspective
-Tony
I keep
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Friday morning lawyer joke.
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May 5, 2006 5:52 am
Mood: wicked,
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the lawyer. “But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!” “Bring them along!” said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.” “But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered. “Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”
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Somebody just shoot me please!!
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May 4, 2006 9:38 am
Mood: stressed,
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I have been stuck in the teleconference from hell! 8 hours Tues, 8 hours Wed, and yes, another 8 hours today. ARGGGGGHHHHHH
Please, somebody put me out of my mysery ok?
Thank GOD for OP and these blogs. They are about the only things keeping me sane right now.
HELLLLPPP!!!! My mind is melting!!!!
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Don't ya just LOVE lawyer jokes?
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May 4, 2006 5:57 am
Mood: amused,
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My posts have been a bit too serious of late so here's a little Thursday funnies for everyone.
Besides, if your anything like me, you REALLY enjoy a good lawyer joke right? I do...
A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you've given not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, "Um…no."
"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. " Or that my sister's husband died in a car accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated director said simply, "I had no idea…"
"So if I don't give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?"
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