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Somethin Stink And I Want Some

If you don't know the truth make it up.

Classic
Posted:Oct 2, 2020 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2020 9:48 pm
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Classic pic.
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CBT With Alex Trebek
Posted:Jan 11, 2015 9:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2020 9:47 pm
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Two news stories recently caught my attention. The first involved the torture of prisoners suspected/known-to-have participated-in terrorist activity. I have no problem with torturing terrorists even if no one is actually trying to get information out of them. I consider it karma. What I do have a problem with is the government paying 81 million dollars to learn how to torture effectively. I think I could have shown these geniuses some CBT maneuvers that would save millions. I have seen the pics on this site with the needles poking through the skin of the shaft that would have caused me to turn in my mother, whether she was guilty or not.

The second story involved Trebek being mean to a during week. This basically involved a contestant that finished with no money and could not compete in final Jeapardy. The mother was upset that her was informed she "would finish with 1,000 dollars in 3'rd place." The mother apparently thought Trebek should change the rules to let her young Einstein finish the game. The producers apologized. Pussies. And what kind of bad loser is that going to be. Upset at winning 1000 dollars.

You have all seen Jeopardy. Can you think of a torture that could be worse than when Trebek attempts and accent. Pipe that shit into the interrogation room and I bet those bad guys will squeal like a stuck pig after about half an hour. And at a much more affordable rate.
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True Spirit
Posted:Dec 7, 2014 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 10:22 am
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I am usually not the kind of guy to talk about my good deeds. Not that there are a lot of them but talking about doing a good deed negates the deed in my book. I also do not like Hallmark blogging but I am about to Hallmark blog. Somehow today I caught the true spirit of the season.

As I got to my local grocery I noticed the framework to the Salvation Army Red Kettle. It was almost noon on Sunday and quite a few people were out. I saw that there was a Dollar Tree 4 doors from the grocer so I ran in determined to help out a worthy cause. I bought a red plastic bucket and a door decoration that had 3 bells hanging. I went back to the framework and used a broken shoelace from my coat pocket to attach the bucket. I started ringing the door decoration for all it was worth.

People dropped some bills into the bucket. "Bless you," they told me. I rang harder. I decided to act excited to be there and used my skills as a solo shower dancer in public for the first time to entertain the masses. People asked me if that kept me from getting cold. "Sure buddy, just keep dropping the money." People were shopping after church and seemed to be very generous. I was glad I came along when I did to have some small part in making Christmas better for those in my community.

All good things must come to an end. I looked across the parking lot and saw a large (I think) woman in stretch pants carrying a trumpet and a red metal kettle. I quickly scooped most of the bills up and slid them into my pocket before Pat approached me saying "Hi, I didn't think anybody was supposed to be here yet." I explained that somebody must have gotten their signals crossed and handed over the contents still left in my bucket. Mostly change. "It has been kinda slow," I told her/him before speeding outta Dodge.

I encourage everyone to find a charity and volunteer over the holidays. I can't tell you how good it made me feel. $!23.00 good to be exact.

Merry Fucking Christmas.
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Progress
Posted:Nov 14, 2014 11:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2017 7:38 am
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The Grand Jury decision is coming any day.
I saw Michael Brown's parents on the BET Hip Hop Awards,
Marching across the stage with the HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT pose
that everyone seems to support.
There was Snoop calling for a new Civil Rights movement.
In St. Louis protesters are attacking other protesters over strategy. Boycotts are called for. Boycotts are decried.
Interest in the Klan is up, up, up.
Gun sales are up, up, up.
Plans are being made for safe pick-ups at schools after the verdict.

Dr. King would be so proud of all of us.
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Too Shy Shy??? Flush, Flush, How You Are???
Posted:Nov 5, 2014 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2017 7:42 am
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On the way to work today the morning show was discussing people with the inability to pee in public. Some kinda Shy Bladder Syndrome, or something. The guy said when he was in school he had to go home to use the toilet, he had it so bad. I admit that at times I can't pee when the bathroom is wall to wall, or even at one of those trough things. But I can usually manage to go eventually so it isn't debilitating.

But it makes me wonder: Why can I swallow a stranger's dick balls-deep at the urinal with others watching but when it come to pissing in front of other people...

How about you guys? Can you go with an audience?
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Hello Handsome
Posted:Oct 26, 2014 6:59 am
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2020 3:17 pm
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I got up earlier than usual this morning, only to discover I was out of Diet Dr. Pepper. Since I need my caffeinated beverage in the morning I headed to the store. There were few cars in the lot and as I crossed to the door to enter there was a gentleman sitting on the bench finishing a cigarette. We made eye contact as I was walking in and he said (maybe the hottest thing I have heard in years!!!) "we should do something sometime." This man immediately became better looking and more intelligent. I smiled and said "that would be nice." Then he invited me to go on a fishing trip!!! I was about to suggest the right worm to use as bait when he continued to tell me about himself: He still drinks, smokes, drives and he is a fit 80 year old. I was ready to fill up the cooler and hit the road.

Then the bitch ruined it! Some woman, about my age, came out from the store and asked, "is Dad trying to bum cigarettes again? Please don't give him any. It is bad enough he fishes them out of the ashtrays." My dream date then smiled and waved as he crossed the lot to leave with this ego-stomping bitch.

As he drove away I waved. Then I noticed the decal on the back window of the truck they were riding in: 2 Confederate flags and the slogan THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT.

I am kicking myself right now.
If it hadn't been for a do-gooder I might be servicing a Grand Dragon right about now.
Pass the worms.
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He Got My Vote
Posted:Oct 25, 2014 6:16 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2017 7:20 am
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Being a conservative kinda guy I was listening to an am country oldies station today. They bill themselves as either a first or second amendment station when they give their call letters. (One day they are a "1'st amendment station," the next day a "2'nd amendment station.") The owner bought up a bunch of am stations in St. Louis and Illinois so he can say things on air to piss people off. I like him even if I don't agree with his politics most of the time. Then today happened. I have a new idol.

There is a race in Illinois between Mike Bost and Bill Enyart (Not really sure I have lost interest in Illinois politics due to recent contributions the state has made on a national level.) Anyway some ads for Enyart show Bost tossing papers ala Bobby Knight while addressing his colleagues. That's all I know of the guys. Then on the country oldies station I finally heard a reason to vote.

The owner of the station introduced himself then stated he had some information about Mike Bost that should convince us not to elect him. He claimed that Bost once took a revolver and shot and killed a caged beagle. That's the extent of the story. Then the topper. He said:

"So go and hold your nose and vote for Bill Enyart. Enyart is not qualified to serve either but at least he has never killed a defenseless beagle."

The message was paid for by "Animal lovers against Mike Bosh."
What a country.
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Here's To...
Posted:Oct 23, 2014 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2017 7:22 am
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Here's to a group that I feel deserves more positive recognition: Premature Ejaculators.
I appreciate them because they save me time.
I take it as a compliment.
When they finish up super fast and tell me
"you were really hot..."
I believe it myself.
Even though it's the same lie I tell others when I cum too fast.
Maybe I am hot.
I even cause me to squirt before It's time.
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Once
Posted:Oct 21, 2014 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2020 3:23 pm
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Once I had a boyfriend.
Then I got a job.
A job is less work.
But harder to swallow.

Thank you.
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Have You Ever Had Sex At Work
Posted:Oct 19, 2014 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2015 8:30 am
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Just wondering. Ever had sex when you were on the clock?
Please feel free to give details. Especially cheap, second-rate details because this is, afterall, a cheap second-rate sex site.

Someone who gets paid for sex is a............
What do you call someone who has sex when they are getting paid?(Besides GWJR?)

What have you done? Any of these? I am trying to remember...
Solo Hand Job
2 Man Hand Job Co-Worker
2 Man Hand Job Stranger
Oral With Co-Worker
Oral With Stranger
Anal With Co-Worker
Anal With Stranger
Combo Platter Co-Worker
Combo Platter Stranger
Mutiple Options
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