JD's bag of tricks

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HUGS

JD

Teddies or stuffed animals... May 15, 2012 11:00 am
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Hi all,

Growing up I had so many toys and teddies. They are all still packed away in the garage. I dont want to get rid of it as I might have kids of my own one day and well wanna pass some of the toys along to them.

I had this huge panda. It was bigger than me most of my childhood. I have photos of me sleeping on it as a baby. As years passed well MR panda fell apart. I believe it has been given to a Childrens Care Centre.

I have a few teddies that I keep in the house. But we have two little brat doggies who will destroy any teddy you leave infront of them. So yeah the teddies are hidden on the shelves. lol

I still like teddies to this day, and dont care if its a girly habit collecting them. Although like I said Im no collector. lol.

Now I want to know from you guys (even you macho dudes), did you have a favorite teddy as a child and do you still have it, and what made it your favorite?

Hugs

JD
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The Promise. Bound by Blood May 13, 2012 10:59 am
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These notes stuck to me like flies to honey,
They play easily to my song’s grotesquery,
The words screaming like choirs of undead,
Telling tales of secrets hidden deep, unsaid.

The mind, a never forgetting book of doubt,
Writing, correcting, getting every thought out,
You might forget what passes you by, in time,
Locked in your head, plotting a devious crime.

Photographs, fading over time as we age,
Our memories captured, we reminisce those days,
When we had none and still lived like kings,
Aging through time will make you lose these things.

Touch seems to always bring comfort and calm,
As my fingers trace the way across your palm,
Time may pass and we may grow weaker and older,
But life with you will make everything else bolder.

The notes of the past, the book of doubt, the photos fading, the worry of age,
With YOU as my muse, I’d write beautiful, lifelong stories and poems on every page.
Until my heart stops beating my love for you will guide me, save me, enchant me.
I keep this promise my love, and bind it with every last drop of blood within me.
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So Excited!!! One of my poems has been published!!!! May 13, 2012 9:42 am
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Hi All,

Just wanted to share the good news with you all!!! One of my poems is being published in a book called The Broke Ones. As it is dark poetry I think the title is fitting.

I have always written poetry and I dont think people understand my poetry. Its very dark and grotesque, yet it was the only way for me to deal with stuff from my past. To put it into words that make sense to me and to share it.

I am a sucker for great lyrics or poetry. I think it runs in my family. We have this weird way with words. I had a website with about 40 poems on there but it hasnt been active for a few months as I never get around to updating it. I really should get my poetry back out there. It might not be for everyone but Im pretty sure some of you might enjoy it. Will keep you guys updated.

HUGS

JD
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Ultimate Superhero. Tights and all... :D May 13, 2012 9:28 am
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Hi all,

So Ive been a Nerd most of my life. Never been into superheroes and the whole powers thing. But now that Ive grown up I found I actually think heroes are kind of awesome and I would love to have powers... lol Wishful thinking again

Now Ryan Reynolds playing Green Lantern, hes one hot little man. Id be sure to bite him but I don't think he should be playing a role of a Superhero. Hes more of a comedian than a serious Superhero dude.

I used to watch Smallville and that was an awesome series. There are so many different Superheroes and I can guarantee you I don't know half of them.

I want to know who is you favorite Superhero and why? I'm pretty sure we can all agree that tight latex on all Superheroes looks quite uhm... Inviting

Hugs

JD
Superman
Spiderman
Batman
Green Lantern
Ironman
Fantastic Four
X-men
The Flash
None of the above, please comment
All of the above
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Narrow-minded homophobes... BEGONE!!!! May 12, 2012 9:04 am
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Hi All

Was shocked when I saw the comments that people from South Africa posted on the news about Obama supporting gay marriage. Or at least that's what I understood from the news article. People say they hate Obama because of it and he wont be re-elected because he supports it etc.

I really thought that people would leave their narrow-minded views behind in the last century but no fucking chance of that happening. Its scary how people still either fear or hate what they do not understand. Some use religious views, some use personal views. And its ironic how some of them label gays as pedophiles who misuse the youth.

And they say love between two men can never exist, its purely lust. How narrow-minded is that statement!!! I have been engaged for 2 years and am still as in love as ever. And I will always love and cherish my partner. And no one will ever change that!

I don't expect people to understand me and my decision to be gay, but I don't question their morals or views, so I expect them to not judge me. It is my life and I can choose to be whomever or whatever I want to be.

The world is changing fast. Things are becoming different. Kids are having sex at the age of 12 nowadays. Drinking and smoking at that same age. Conservative era is passing quickly. Its scary but its reality. So why is being gay such a big issue for some people?

This is a touchy subject and I don't want any debates, I'm just curious. I want your opinions... Why is being gay such a huge problem for some people? What image do people get if they think of modern day gay folks?

I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD OF WHO I AM! FUCK THE HYPOCRITES! THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND AND THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER!

HUGS

JD
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FLU!!!!! F U!!!!!!! LOL May 7, 2012 1:03 pm
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Hi all,

So I think I might be getting over this friggin flu but im not sure. I get bad headaches, my nose is not blocked anymore (Thank goodness), but my ears feel blocked. I have this weird vertigo type thing happening and my throat is still a bit scratchy.

Now I went to work today and all was fine, just got somewhat irritated with all the people talking so much around me. Dont know if its part of the flu symptoms or just me being a little bitch.

I really feel so weak when I get sick. Like I have no strength to do anything. Just wanna stay in bed and be lazy. But alas I have to work. And next weekend seems so far away. haha.

Now I want to know which remedies works for flu for you guys, and how do you finally know that the flu is passing and that you are getting better?

HUGS

JD
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Die Antwoord (translated from Afrikaans - The Answer).... Zef is Cool? May 5, 2012 3:52 am
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Hi All,

So this band is from South Africa and apparently their music is rather successful? Its called Zef rapping. Now I honestly don't consider it good music. Its a bunch of noise with profanity in between. Now I'm not one of those holy people who doesn't curse etc.

But seriously what the fuck is wrong with people that they can listen to this SHIT and actually agree that its good? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I ask you guys go look up their song called I Fink You Freeky on Youtube and give me your opinion.

HUGS

JD
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Loving this Joke :D May 5, 2012 3:19 am
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Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
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Busy busy... Never enough hours in a day... May 5, 2012 2:56 am
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Hi all,

What a week this has been! Moving offices, installing everything just to work. And also getting the flu. Lol!! Murphy is a bitch!

I sometimes wish there was more hours in a day so I can get everything done that I want and not be awake until 2am to do it.

Either that or longer weekends of about 4 days haha wishful thinking I guess.

This weekend will be my time to rest and get better from this friggin flu. Gonna stay in bed and watch DVDs. Feel like horrors and comedies today...

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and have lotsa fun

HUGS

JD
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007 Licence to Kill... Best James Bond actor of all time Apr 29, 2012 5:41 am
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Hi ALL

Was watching Casino Royale the last night and I realized I do not think Daniel Craig is really "Bond" material. Sure hes handsome and charming and hes got an amazing body (and big penis apparently), but he doesn't thrill me as James Bond.

Now I was a huge fan of all the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies. Any before he was Bond I havent watch yet. I need to get my hands on them.

Now everyone says that Sean Connery was the best 007 of all time.

I want to know from you from the list below who do you prefer as James Bond and why(please comment).

Now the list I'm adding below is from an internet page on James Bond History. If I missed any actor who played Bond please feel free to comment and tell me about them.

HUGS

JD
Sean Connery - 6 Bond films (1962-1967, 1971)
George Lazenby - 1 Bond film (1969)
Roger Moore - 7 Bond films (1973-1985)
Timothy Dalton - 2 Bond films (1987-1989)
Pierce Brosnan - 4 Bond films (1995-2002)
Daniel Craig - 2 films to date (2006-)
None of the above
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