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HERE,THERE, OR, NOWHERE?
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Roll Um Easy Oct 5, 2008 10:33 am
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...a ramblin' early sunday mornin', dissconnected, possiby meanin'less post...

bright lights provided by the moon and stars thru the hyundai roof as the tour bus rolls oh so easily down the road. delightful sounds from the multi disc cd enchanger. louise don't know much 'bout vivaldi or bach, or beethoven. i'll provide an earfull.

i doubt there will be much music, mostly conversation, as we create a new memory.

today ain't yesterday...

congressmen and senators
get outta the way
if you can't lend a helping hand...

a change is gonna come...

palin, all along the watchtower, spreads the news
speaking in tongues.
biden does,
what biden does,

mostly loses.

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there was a joker,
there was a thief.
one stole my heart,
the other my wallet.

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it's not dark yet,
but it's gettin' there.

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there are many here amongst us that feel life is but a joke.

...see my light come down shining from the east, to the west...

anyday now, we shall be released.

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red roses and soldiers lie dead on the sand...

i can't wait to see what's around the bend.

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close the curtains

roll the credits

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"i had a dream"

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jfk, mlk, dylan, feats, petty, thelma, louise, romeo, juliet, rachael maddow, donna brazille, bill o'rielly, anne coulter.

i didn't mean to leave out jack cafferty, or candy crowley.

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...may you remain forever young...

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Roll Um Easy

..bro

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feet on the ground
head in the clouds

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...dog days of politics... Oct 3, 2008 4:01 pm
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...chicken little says i ain't scaired even if the sky is falling and wall street is crashing...

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the expression of opinions is one thing, the dissallowal of rebuttle with a read only politically slanted post is another.

i do not pretend to offer views without personal bias...

the door is left open for conversation.

a drive by shooting with the license plates removed is not only cowardly but unacceptable.

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snoopy

(as in dog)

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it will not be over after the election...
it will be the beginning of four more years...

it's extremely important to continue the open dialgue even if some feathers get ruffled.

jimmy
jobro

...if not willing to agree to disagree...

...send me your definition of frienship...
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...Don't Bogart That Joint My Friend... Oct 2, 2008 9:49 am
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tho had my head stoved in,
ain't given up on my dreams yet.

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I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty don't ya know, and I'm still, willin'
Out on the road late at night, Seen my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice, Dallas Alice ...

I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet and I'm still... willin'
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still ...

And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin...

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two degrees in bee bop, a phd in swing
a minor in horticulture and politics
some street knowlege in sexology

'skin it back' and keep it clean if you want to dance with me...

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as a political strategist, i suggest biden keep his fat trap shut, and let palin do the talking...

a good plan.

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i ain't never rode in a helio chopper before...

now, is not too late.

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a road trip in the plans...

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feats don't fail me now

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after feeling of more than a handfull in the faded denims my trembling fingers are on your zipper...

don't bogart that joint my friend

i'd sure like a taste of it...

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while waitin' for columbus, you gotta put on you're sailin' shoes.

tho defunct due to death, little feat is still my all time favorite rock and roll band.

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not yet gratefully dead

gerry garcia

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mine needs a helping hand...

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...Thelma and Louise...update. Oct 1, 2008 2:25 pm
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we quickly agreed,

big bend national park in west texas,
niether of us has been there.

we might do a river rafting expedition before, too soon, being institutionalized in a nursing home.

we both have frailty issues.

she says i can be Thelma if i learn how to rob stores...

the Thunderbird will be a hyundai suv.

i'm very jazzed
can you say john coltrane
"my favorite things"?

i knew you could,
mr. rogers

"on the road again" willie nelson

"on the road again" charles kuralt



she says sky diving and cliff jumping is off the table...

umph,

we'll see.
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...breaking news... Sep 30, 2008 3:24 pm
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the menu has been changed...

the blowjob without reciprocation has been removed.

dial one to disconnect

dial two for new options

...

BUZZZZZZZZZ...

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the fat lady has sung...or was it a fatman in the bathtub with the blues....?

lowell george

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late breaking news...thelma and louise are planning a roadtrip.

t & l are me and my sis.

we don't know where yet,
just anywhere away from here.

i hope she doesn't insist on being thelma...

i'll keep you posted.

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..bro
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...of Sooners and Longhorns... Sep 29, 2008 10:11 am
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...in the interest of historical correctness...

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Q. What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off?
A. Her Bowling shoes.
Q.How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?
A. The tooth fairy.
Q. What do they call duct tape in Stillwater?
A. Chrome.
Q. What does a tornado and a Sooner cheerleader have in common?
A. They both end up in a trailer park.
Q. How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A. You start a large business then put an OSU grad in charge.
* Last week, severe thunderstroms and an F-5 tornado moved through the Stillwater area, damages were estimated at $5.00.
Q. Did you hear about the Sooner who was dyslexic, agnostic, with insomnia?
A. He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Q. How can you tell if a Sooner is married?
A. There is tobacco juice running down both doors of his pickup.
Q. How do you starve a Sooner?
A. Hide the food stamps under the bar of Soap.

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Why doesn`t Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Oklahoma SUCKS!!!

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A Sooner got a job at a sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it he replied, "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi....Damn! There goes another one."

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What do you call someone in Oklahoma with a full set of teeth?

tourist

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noodleing is a better sport than nascar.

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so okay...will rogers was born in 1897 in oolagh territory, now oklahama.

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bob wills

He was born near Kosse, Texas to Emma Lee Foley and John Tompkins Wills. His father was a fiddle player who along with his grandfather, taught the young Wills to play the fiddle and the mandolin. Wills spent his youth picking cotton and listening to adults sing their way through the day. "I don't know whether they made them up as they moved down the cotton rows or not,"

In 1940 Wills, along with the Texas Playboys, co-starred with Tex Ritter in “Take Me Back to Oklahoma”.

i love the title "big balls in cowtown"

i have it in my collection.

(on "For The Last Time)

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your truely,

benny goodman

aka

tommy dorsey

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"Oh Doo Dah Day" Sep 28, 2008 1:45 pm
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i ain't heard the fat lady sing yet
but i did hear a rooster crowing

that might be an omen

i'm betten' on the blue
you can bet on the bay

...doo dah, doo dah...



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ps

a prize can be found in every box of "krackerjacks" if you decipher the code.
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Have The Eggs Hatched Yet...? Sep 27, 2008 2:20 pm
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...no not yet...

"well my friends, i did the honorable thing and showed up for the debate...forget what i said yesterday...my friends, let me remind you i've been waterboarded, and it's past my bedtime. sarah is having an affair with a shotgun, couldn't stand in for me. i should never have listened to carl rove."

has the financial crisis i helped create been resolved yet?

no not yet...

as for birhthin'
the water is only tepid
not hot yet

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"veewy intweesting"

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the artful dodger

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...don't count chicks before hatched...

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lraC evoR... Sep 25, 2008 9:36 am
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"shimmering lights on the harbor waters beckon me across the bay to the distant lighthouse to find direction from lost love and relationships i've fukked up''

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so okay, i intentionally spelled the name backwards.

sue me.

a peculiar strategy to call the campaign off...
and invite the combatants to the white house to discuss issues.

this does smell like a carl rove plan.

even tho that short pricked fukker can't dance
he did get gwb elected twice
got much more up his sleeve than in his pants

very scairy...

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nothing left but to put another quarter in the wurlitzer and keep on dancing.

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inspired by the land of BOZ

'slow dancer'

(74)

...sail on white moon...

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..bro

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Hootenanny ! Sep 24, 2008 2:56 pm
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"somethings happening here that ain't exactly clear. young people speaking thier mind...hey children, what's that sound, everybody look what's goin' down. nobodies right if everybody is wrong"

buffalo springfield

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the 'dimes for ike' campaigne should include silver mercuries...or buffalo nickles.

i do remember ike from real life experience...he wasn't too bad...he preferred the golf couse, to congress.

i hope the same of mccain.

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oh dear, what was the topic?

bare with me...

i'm easily confused and a bit distressed about "what's goin' on" in my personal life.

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refresh: Hootenanny

i did go to one of those on an impulse.
turned out i was the only hoot there
all the annies were lezzies
left alone to lick my wounds...

did manage to use my pork barrel to poke one of the "hootie and the blowfish"

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as usual,

the marriage only lasted thirty minutes.



..bro
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