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VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 50M
53 posts
4/6/2017 2:56 pm

Last Read:
4/6/2017 3:12 pm

DUH PERFECT FOREPLAY BEFORE ANAL

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue!.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'



VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 50M
175 posts
4/6/2017 3:04 pm

all duh leaves iz brown


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 50M
175 posts
4/6/2017 3:05 pm

and dis site is gay


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 50M
175 posts
4/6/2017 3:11 pm

so falls downs on ur knees


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 50M
175 posts
4/6/2017 3:12 pm

an takes mize breath away!!!!!!!


JoRay63 54M
44 posts
4/7/2017 10:36 pm

Dam Funny !!!!


jrodd 59M
1764 posts
4/7/2017 11:48 pm

Whoopsee!


hamonman 57M
179 posts
4/10/2017 3:25 pm

I'm choking !! I'm choking !!