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The Trollop Trailer Blues
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Mar 17, 2010 2:29 pm
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Sung to the tune of, The Folsum Prison Blues by the great Johnny Cash.
Dedicated to those who help in the fight against abuse on OP.
Click on the link to do your part> COPY/PASTE: How to Report an Abuse on OP (updated)
The Trollop trailer Blues
I know there's twinks a funnin' They're cammin' in T-dot, And I ain't been on OP, Layin' here on this cot, I'm stuck in this ol' trailer, And I ain't thrown out the trash, But those twinks keep a-cammin', And I'm singin' like ol' Johnny Cash. When I was just a twinkie, Way back in '69, I never was a bully, Always acted fine, But I trashed a boy on OP, Just to watch him cry, Now I see those twinks a-cammin', And I bake these gosh dern pies.
I bet there's hot boys chatttin', In fancy Interest Groups, They're probably gettin' sweaty, Bullshittin' with the troops, But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free, And those hotties keep a-cammin', Right there on ol' OP.
Well, if they freed me from this bannin', If that T-dot group was mine, I'd promise to stop abusin', But just from five to nine, Cause I'm stuck in this ol' trailer, That's where I want to stay, And I'd let those twinks keep cammin', And cook my ass away.
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Bretsie #5
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Mar 13, 2010 7:53 am
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 This parody is taken from the song Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...), by Lou Begs.
Although Bret has way more than 5 profiles, and has been banned under still more, you can see somewhat, with a little humor, what we on this site are up against on a daily basis. Until OP is able to crackdown.
Once again, it is more fun if you find the song and play it while you read the parody.
Bretsie #5
Gentlemen, this is Profile Number 5
One, two, three, four, five Lost another profile, so come on let's slide To "Create a New Account" on OP The twinks say I did 'em so wrong But I really say that's just me Abuse like I had last week I must stay deep Because chat is cheap
I like Bretsie, JD, Sean and Dee And as I continue you know The handles are all me So what can I do I really beg you my Lord To me bullyin' it's just like sport, Anything fly. Let's add a fake boyfriend But it's all good. It'll never end
Chorus: A moniker like Michael is just nice A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice A moniker like Ryan is all I need A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see A moniker like Sammy in the sun A moniker like Barry will be fun A moniker like Justin picks me up A moniker change and I'm a trollop
Jump up and down go and move it all around Click your mouse to the sound Put your age in the box Take one click left And one click right One to the front and one to the side Click your mouse once And click your mouse twice And from a man in my 50s I'll be a twink in my 20s
Chorus: A moniker like Michael is just nice A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice A moniker like Ryan is all I need A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see A moniker like Sammy in the sun A moniker like Barry will be fun A moniker like Justin picks me up A moniker change and I'm a trollop
I do all To trick out a boy like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch and sky
Chorus: A moniker like Michael is just nice A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice A moniker like Ryan is all I need A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see A moniker like Sammy in the sun A moniker like Barry will be fun A moniker like Justin picks me up A moniker change and I'm a trollop
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"If I Only Found a Fake"
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Mar 11, 2010 11:02 am
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From the tune,"If I Only Had a Brain": Wizard of Oz.
Elok [image]
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with a snake. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only found a fake.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, from Hebrew to a shaikh. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' how could I just stop from stinkin' If you only found a fake..
Oh, I could tell you why, The faucet's near the sink. I could think of things that make me always blink. And then I'd ask, why there's a T.W.I.N.K.S.?
I would not be a crusader, a chat room masturbater With nerves as raw as steak. On a Wednesdaay or a Mondie, wouldn't steal an "Undie Sundie," If I only found a fake.
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T-D-O-T ---A Parody
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Mar 10, 2010 6:56 pm
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This parody is taken from the gay anthem Y.M.C.A. by the Village People.
Tip: Search for the original song. It's easy. Play it while you read the lyrics below.
sexy4500,veryspirited, SoHoKev
 Clasic665, Brandon, bondageboy8705
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place to be at. I said, young man, when you're wanting to chat. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T.. It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T.. It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
You can let off some steam, you can flirt with the boys. You can even cam with your toys...
Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to see? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know this one thing!
No man, likes a heart black as coal. I said, young man, stay away from the troll, And just go there, to the T-D-O-T. I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T.. It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T.. It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
You can let off some steam, you can flirt with the boys. You can even cam with your toys.
..Young man, I was once a young twink I said, I was, being stalked to the brink. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt OP was a site full of jive...
That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, there is more to OP. There's a group there called the T-D-O-T. They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T.. It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the T-D-O-T. It's fun to stay at the T-D-O-T.
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground
T-D-O-T
Then just go to the T-D-O-T. ..Young man, I was once a young twink I said, I was, being stalked to the brink.
T-D-O-T.
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Parody: Fun, Fun, Fun: ('Til His Daddy Takes His T-dot Away)
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Mar 5, 2010 3:58 pm
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The following parody is from the Beach Boys Fun, Fun, Fun and was a mega-hit back back in 1964 and is still known to just about everyone today----I hope. LOL
Tip: To get the full effect of the parody, it is recommended to play the original song while you read along.

Fun, Fun,Fun
Well, he got on his dad's 'puter And he signed-in to the T-dot chat room, now Seems he forgot to do all the homework Like he told his old man, now And with the webcam sound blastin' goes Chattin' just as fast as he can, now
And he'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til his daddy takes his T-dot away (Fun, fun, fun, 'til his daddy takes his T-dot away)
Well, old Bretsie can't stand him 'Cause he's chattin' with OP's hottest twinks, now (You chat with the twinks, now, you chat with the twinks)
And certain old trollops are alone In chat rooms makin' a stink, now {They're makin' a stink, now. They're makin' a stink)
And when these trolls try to chide him They're on a wild goose chase, now {They're makin' a stink, now. They're makin' a stink)
And he'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til his daddy takes his T-dot away (Fun, fun, fun, 'til his daddy takes his T-dot away]
[Keyboard solo]
Well, you knew all along That your dad was gettin' wise to you, now (You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
And since he took you off the 'puter You been thinkin' that your fun is all through now. (You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
But you can log on with me 'Cause we got a lot of things to do now (You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away (Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away)
And we'll have fun, fun, fun Now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away (Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away)
Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh
[repeat to fade]: (Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away) (Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away)
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