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UNDIE SUNDIE in T-dot Tonight. Pre-existing Boners Accepted Mar 21, 2010 1:00 pm
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Pre-existing Hard Ons Accepted @ Undie Sundie Tonight in T-Dot Mar 21, 2010 12:55 pm
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Tonight: T-dot Inaugurates "SHOW YOUR THING THURSDAY" Mar 18, 2010 2:04 pm
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The T.W.I.N.K.S. Twink of the Month for March will also be announced during the event.

*Cammers must not cam nude, in underwear or in any other way that they feel uncomfortable.

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The Trollop Trailer Blues Mar 17, 2010 2:29 pm
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Sung to the tune of, The Folsum Prison Blues by the great Johnny Cash.

Dedicated to those who help in the fight against abuse on OP.

Click on the link to do your part> COPY/PASTE: How to Report an Abuse on OP (updated)

The Trollop trailer Blues

I know there's twinks a funnin'
They're cammin' in T-dot,
And I ain't been on OP,
Layin' here on this cot,
I'm stuck in this ol' trailer,
And I ain't thrown out the trash,
But those twinks keep a-cammin',
And I'm singin' like ol' Johnny Cash.

When I was just a twinkie,
Way back in '69,
I never was a bully,
Always acted fine,
But I trashed a boy on OP,
Just to watch him cry,
Now I see those twinks a-cammin',
And I bake these gosh dern pies.

I bet there's hot boys chatttin',
In fancy Interest Groups,
They're probably gettin' sweaty,
Bullshittin' with the troops,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
And those hotties keep a-cammin',
Right there on ol' OP.

Well, if they freed me from this bannin',
If that T-dot group was mine,
I'd promise to stop abusin',
But just from five to nine,
Cause I'm stuck in this ol' trailer,
That's where I want to stay,
And I'd let those twinks keep cammin',
And cook my ass away.
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Spend Sundie---inThese Undies Mar 14, 2010 12:59 pm
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It's UNDIE SUNDIE



Tonight @9pm EDT

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Bretsie #5 Mar 13, 2010 7:53 am
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This parody is taken from the song Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...), by Lou Begs.

Although Bret has way more than 5 profiles, and has been banned under still more, you can see somewhat, with a little humor, what we on this site are up against on a daily basis. Until OP is able to crackdown.

Once again, it is more fun if you find the song and play it while you read the parody.

Bretsie #5

Gentlemen, this is Profile Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Lost another profile, so come on let's slide
To "Create a New Account" on OP
The twinks say I did 'em so wrong
But I really say that's just me
Abuse like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because chat is cheap

I like Bretsie, JD, Sean and Dee
And as I continue you know
The handles are all me
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me bullyin' it's just like sport,
Anything fly. Let's add a fake boyfriend
But it's all good. It'll never end

Chorus:
A moniker like Michael is just nice
A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice
A moniker like Ryan is all I need
A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see
A moniker like Sammy in the sun
A moniker like Barry will be fun
A moniker like Justin picks me up
A moniker change and I'm a trollop

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Click your mouse to the sound
Put your age in the box
Take one click left
And one click right
One to the front and one to the side
Click your mouse once
And click your mouse twice
And from a man in my 50s
I'll be a twink in my 20s

Chorus:
A moniker like Michael is just nice
A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice
A moniker like Ryan is all I need
A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see
A moniker like Sammy in the sun
A moniker like Barry will be fun
A moniker like Justin picks me up
A moniker change and I'm a trollop

I do all
To trick out a boy like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky

Chorus:
A moniker like Michael is just nice
A moniker like Edwin is smooth as ice
A moniker like Ryan is all I need
A moniker like Timmy is what they'll see
A moniker like Sammy in the sun
A moniker like Barry will be fun
A moniker like Justin picks me up
A moniker change and I'm a trollop
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"If I Only Found a Fake" Mar 11, 2010 11:02 am
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From the tune,"If I Only Had a Brain": Wizard of Oz.

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I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with a snake.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only found a fake.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
from Hebrew to a shaikh.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
how could I just stop from stinkin'
If you only found a fake..

Oh, I could tell you why, The faucet's near the sink.
I could think of things that make me always blink.
And then I'd ask, why there's a T.W.I.N.K.S.?

I would not be a crusader, a chat room masturbater
With nerves as raw as steak.
On a Wednesdaay or a Mondie, wouldn't steal an "Undie Sundie,"
If I only found a fake.
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T-D-O-T ---A Parody Mar 10, 2010 6:56 pm
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This parody is taken from the gay anthem Y.M.C.A. by the Village People.

Tip: Search for the original song. It's easy. Play it while you read the lyrics below.

sexy4500,veryspirited, SoHoKev

Clasic665, Brandon, bondageboy8705

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place to be at.
I said, young man, when you're wanting to chat.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..

You can let off some steam, you can flirt with the boys.
You can even cam with your toys...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to see?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man, likes a heart black as coal.
I said, young man, stay away from the troll,
And just go there, to the T-D-O-T.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..

You can let off some steam, you can flirt with the boys.
You can even cam with your toys.

..Young man, I was once a young twink
I said, I was, being stalked to the brink.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt OP was a site full of jive...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, there is more to OP.
There's a group there called the T-D-O-T.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..
It's fun to stay in the T-D-O-T..

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the T-D-O-T.
It's fun to stay at the T-D-O-T.

Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

T-D-O-T

Then just go to the T-D-O-T.
..Young man, I was once a young twink
I said, I was, being stalked to the brink.

T-D-O-T.
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Show Us Your Oscar - It's UNDIE SUNDIE Tonight in T-dot Mar 7, 2010 10:03 am
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Don't just sit around and watch the boring Oscar Awards. Come to T.W.I.N.K.S. and and decide yourself which cammer has the nicest "Oscar."



The nominees are:

The FIRST 5 twinks who cam in their undies, will all be named T.W.I.N.K.S. Twink in a blog post by one of OP's top bloggers.

Envelope Please!

And the winner is...


To find out be at our Undie Sundie tonight starting at 9pm eastern {0200 GMT 8.3.10)

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Parody: Fun, Fun, Fun: ('Til His Daddy Takes His T-dot Away) Mar 5, 2010 3:58 pm
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The following parody is from the Beach Boys Fun, Fun, Fun and was a mega-hit back back in 1964 and is still known to just about everyone today----I hope. LOL

Tip: To get the full effect of the parody, it is recommended to play the original song while you read along.



Fun, Fun,Fun

Well, he got on his dad's 'puter
And he signed-in to the T-dot chat room, now
Seems he forgot to do all the homework
Like he told his old man, now
And with the webcam sound blastin' goes
Chattin' just as fast as he can, now

And he'll have fun, fun, fun

'Til his daddy takes his T-dot away
(Fun, fun, fun, 'til his daddy takes his T-dot
away)

Well, old Bretsie can't stand him
'Cause he's chattin' with OP's hottest twinks,
now
(You chat with the twinks, now, you chat with the twinks)

And certain old trollops are alone
In chat rooms makin' a stink, now
{They're makin' a stink, now. They're makin' a stink)

And when these trolls try to chide him
They're on a wild goose chase, now
{They're makin' a stink, now. They're makin' a stink)

And he'll have fun, fun, fun

'Til his daddy takes his T-dot away
(Fun, fun, fun, 'til his daddy takes his T-dot
away]

[Keyboard solo]

Well, you knew all along
That your dad was gettin' wise to you, now
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)

And since he took you off the 'puter
You been thinkin' that your fun is all through
now.
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)

But you can log on with me
'Cause we got a lot of things to do now
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)

And we'll have fun, fun, fun

Now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away
(Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot
away)

And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot away
(Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot
away)

Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh
Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh
Huuuu WUUUUUUUU, HuuWUUU U UU aaahh

[repeat to fade]:
(Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot
away)
(Fun, fun, fun, now 'cause Daddy can't take T-dot
away)
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