A blonde boi and his camel were lost in the desert for months. The boi got really horny and decided, what the hell, his camel's ass was looking pretty good and had to be better than nothing.
He put the camel in position, climbed behind the him, and just as he was about to plunge his dick in the camel, it ran off. He chased the camel down and tried again, but it ran away again.
He tried this five more times before he came across a muscular dark-haired man lying in the desert. The man was dehydrated and close to death. The blonde boi took the man to a nearby oasis and slowly revived him.
The grateful man wakes up and says to the blonde boi, "Thank you for saving my life. Thank you a thousand times! I am in your debt and will do anything for you, anything you ask."
The blonde boi smiles and replies, "Anything? Really?"
"Yes," the man says, "Anything."
"Well," the blonde boi says. "Will you hold my camel for me so he stops running away?"
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Another lame joke about another dumb blonde boi. When will the madness stop? LOL
A blonde boi went into a Western Union message center to send a message to his mother overseas. When the man told him it would cost $300, he exclaimed: 'I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother'.
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).'Anything?' he asked.'Yes, yes, anything' the blonde boi promised.
'Well then, just follow me', said the man as he walked towards the back room. The blonde boi did as he was told and followed the man. 'Come in and close the door' the man said. the boi did.
The man said 'Now get on your knees.' The boi did. 'Now take down my zipper'. The boi did. 'Now go ahead .... take it out....' he said. The boi reached in and grabbed the big cock with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered 'Well............ go ahead, use your mouth'...
The blonde boi slowly brought his mouth closer to it and while holding it close to his lips, tentatively said...........
About my weekend at the Gay campground, I was asked by a couple guys on my last post if I got lucky? I don't consider working both sides of a Glory Hole as gettin "lucky". It was just gettin OFF!
It was late on Friday night, about 1am I think, when I wandered into the spooky and dimly lit "fun house" at the campground. The first thing I saw was a big hard cock sticking through one of the holes in the wall. I instinctively grabbed it, stroked it, licked it, and started sucking. The moans coming from behind the wall told me I was doing a good job. In just a couple minutes of hard sucking, this big cock started squirting hot jizz all over my face...YUM! The cock soon dissappeared back from whence it came and I was alone with sticky cum dripping from my face... I was VERY horny and hard at this point, so I went into the Hole room, whipped out my hard cock and stuck it through a waist high hole in the wall. Within seconds, someone grabbed my boner and started sucking me with loud, sloppy slurps. It felt pretty good and soon felt great. Whoever it was on the business end of my big boner knew what he was doing. So in a matter of a few minutes, i was pouring my cum in his willing mouth... So I got off too... But that's all it was to me... I got off! Didn't get to meet these guys in person... Just mechanical sex with a nice out-cum, LOL.
I hope that answers ALL your questions about my weekend. Any more, just ask!
Now it's time for a quick joke before I sign off for the day...
Question: What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
Answer: You can't marmalade your cock up a hot guy's ass!
I spent Halloween weekend at an all-Gay campground in central Florida. Here are some of my observations from being with 200 Gay men in this casual community setting...
1. I was wrong about the campground being a Nudist resort. Nudity was only allowed in the pool area. Observation...Gay men love to show off their bodies and cocks. Some would stroke themselves to half-erections before getting up to enter the pool water so their cock would be more impressive to the wandering eyes of everyone poolside...and there were some VERY impressive cocks present.
2. When meeting guys while walking down the lane, crotch-grabbing and ass-patting were used (and encouraged) instead of a handshake as a form of greeting. Hugging and kissing were acceptable greetings too. These guys were all VERY friendly!
3. Halloween was DEFINATELY invented as a GAY Holiday! The drag-queens and ALL the costumes at the Halloween dance were absolutely FABULOUS!! (a new Gay word I learned!). The Grand prize winner was incredible, indescribable! And the second place winner- Wolf-Boy twink with his real boner poking through a hole in his tattered jeans was quite stimulating too! Geez he had a hot body!
4. Gay men drink LOTS and LOTS of Alcohol when they are together...or alone. I think I was the only sober one in the whole campground, but I still had FUN! (I can't drink because I take medication for medical condition) But I might have had MORE fun if I was drunk like the rest... or maybe not, lol.
5. Gay guys are NOT all-about-sex when they are together having fun and partying hard. There was NO sex or ORGIES to be seen anywhere... Besides, Camp Mars had their sex building with the sling rooms and a dozen Glory-holes all decorated-up as a Halloween fun house with a graveyard, spider-webs, witches, ghosts and spooks hanging everywhere... But the screams and moans coming from there could be heard throughout the grounds until 3am...but I think that was just the Halloween soundtrack on the loudspeeker system....I think...??
6. Gay guys are excellent cooks! At the Sunset pot-luck dinner Saturday night, everyone brings a dish to pass. The food was fantastic! The desserts were sinfully rich. I stuffed myself beyond recognition, as everyone else did. I had to take a nap before the big costume party later that night.
7. The MOST impressive thing I observed during my weekend was this... Gay guys, when they get together in this closed community setting, away from the ways of the straight, everyday world outside our doors, are the nicest guys on the planet! Despite all the alcohol consumed and the hard partying, there was NEVER any conflict or fights, or anything bad like what would happen in the same "straight" world situations. Everyone was relaxed and just had FUN! Everyone got along with everyone and had a great time... And so did I. It was just a great feeling to be able to relax and BE Gay and not worry about what others thought of you... I had a blast of a weekend, and I can't wait to go back there. WOW, did I learn alot more about being Gay and the Gay community, and I loved every minute of it...
Thanks for reading and commenting on my Blogs. Keep smiling!
Nov 2, 2008 4:25 pm Mood: spank your butt, 745 Views
What did you guys DO? I go away for a couple days at a Gay campground, and when I get back here I see you've broken the main blogs page AGAIN!! Who did this? Which one of you is responsible for this mess? Whoever it is MUST be punished! When I find the guilty party, there's a good hard butt spanking in store for YOU, mister!
Anyway, I had a GREAT time this weekend and I'll write all about it AFTER these broken blogs get fixed again....OK? Besides that, it's going to take a day to digest and put into words everything I experienced over the weekend... LOL
They have a new camper trailer and invited me to go with them for a weekend at Camp Mars, a Gay campground in central Florida. This will be my first time at an all Gay (nudist) campground so it should be a fun trip! I'm really excited about going.
We are leaving by noon tomorrow (Friday) and will be gone until late Sunday, so I won't be blogging for the next couple days. But I promise to report everything exciting (lol) that happened during my weekend adventure at a Gay nudist camp, if anyone of you wants to know....?? LOL
So, everybody have a great weekend and I'll see you all on Monday. If any of you are going to Camp Mars this weekend, I'll see you there!
Have you ever called OP's Customer Service or Tech support to report a bug or breakdown with this site? I have many times. In fact, I have them on "speed dial" because I'm such a regular pain in their asses, lol....So the following are things I've heard during my frequent calls to the helpful people at OP... Enjoy!
* "Hmmmmm, lets see if I have a sledgehammer or a brick handy."
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix this fucked up shit."
* "Nothing I can do about it... So -- what are you wearing?"
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like we're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
* "I think I can fix this problem, but I'm gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
* "Okay, I'll turn to page 523 in my copy of Cyber Dianetics."
* "Please hold for the Penthouse Corporate Attorney."
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OK, I was just kidding. I didn't actually hear some of those things. I just made them up to add a bit of humor to my dull life... HaHa!
Oct 27, 2008 5:14 pm Mood: the fix is in, 810 Views
It's been over 48 hours since the software controlling the main blogs page crashed and burned again... Do you think anyone in the OP tech maintainance dept has noticed this? Nah, No way! They're too busy having a sex orgy-circle jerk looking at all our Hot pics we have on this site, LOL!! When they've all shot their wads a dozen times, they'll get around to pushing the button to reset the page and get us rolling again.... Right? HAHA!!
So, time for another Lame joke to keep us smiling in our despair over these broken blogs...
A tiny Dwarf with a speech impediment (lisp) goes out to buy a horse.
"What you lookin for?" asks the horse owner.
"A Female horth" says the dwarf. The owner shows him a big mare.
"Nithe horth, can I thee her eythe"? The owner picks up the dwarf and shows him it's eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.. Can I thee her teeth"? He lifts the dwarf again and shows him her teeth.
"Nithe teeth.. Can I thee her twot"? He lifts him again and shoves his head up the mares vagina and pulls it out a few seconds later.
"I'll reefaze that," says the dwarf. "Can I thee her wun awound"?
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LOL!
I think OP's giving US the old "wun awound" when they say they're working on the Blogs problem..... Ya Think?
Do you guys like my lame jokes? If you do, here's another one that will make you groan with pleasure...
A penguin was driving around one afternoon when his car broke down on him. Luckily, he was near a mechanic so he pushed his car to the mechanic's shop. The mechanic looked at the car and told the penguin, "It's going to be a while, so why don't you go across the street to the shopping mall and come back in an hour."
So the penguin went to the shopping mall and looked around for a while, ate some vanilla ice cream, and returned to the mechanic's shop. As he walked up, the mechanic said "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin wiped his face, giggled and said, "Oh no, that's just vanilla ice cream."
