Did you see that? Is something new being added to the blogs main page?
15 minutes ago, I clicked to the main blogs page and up-popped a small sized profile picture of every blogger on my watched blogs list and also on the most active blogs list. Then, with the next click on this page, they all dissappeared and everything returned to normal again. But I did see all the tiny pics on that one click of the main page.
I think OP is experimenting again, toying with making things better while in actuality, they make everything work slower with every little bit of flawed software they add to this site.....
I wish you computer experts out there would tell me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't the OP technicians be experimenting with their new software codes on a dummy server of some kind? Shouldn't they try to perfect their new software additions and make sure they work right before adding them to this site? But NO, they do all their experimenting right here, live, and we suffer all the consequences with slowdowns and a site full of glitches..!!..
Someone please tell me again, Why am I paying all this money for a site that works insufferably slow and is full of software glitches? Why?
Here is a list of 25 of the dumbest laws in the United States and The United Kingdom? Let me know what you think of these laws... OK?
1. Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. The State of Montana
2. Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classified as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death. The United Kingdom
3. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. The city of Chico, California
4. Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime. The United Kingdom
5. Idiots may not vote. The State of New Mexico
6. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. The State of Florida
7. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. The city of Champaign, Illinois
8. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blendsa with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. The State of Pennsylvania
9. You may not have more than two dildos in a house. The State of Arizona
10. If two or more trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. The State of Kansas
11. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. The State of Alaska
12. Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. The city of Chicago, Illinois
13. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. The city of San Francisco, California
14. A license is required to keep a lunatic. The United Kingdom
15. A recently passed anticrime law criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. The State of texas
16. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. The State of New York
17. It is considered an offense to shower naked. The State of Florida
18. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. The city of Baltimore,Maryland
19. Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen( or King) upside down is considered treason. The United Kingdom
20. It illegal to get a fish drunk. The State of Ohio
21. Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. The city of Moline, Illinois
22. It is illegal to molest butterflies. The city of Pacific Grove, California
23. The molestation of trash cans is banned. The city of Daytona Beach, Florida
24. You may not fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays. The State of Florida
25. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. The city of San Francisco, California.
Personally, I have violated all the Florida laws, except maybe the one about fucking a porcupine. (I think, or at least I can't remember). How many have YOU violated? HaHa!
Here's a little story I found on the web. Read and enjoy...
A first grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, " I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principles office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Prinicpal: "What is 3x3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6"
Harry: "36"
and so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, " Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Hary both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, " What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry: after a moment "Legs"
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The Principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: " Pockets?"
Ms. Brooks: " What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: " Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with C ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconuts?"
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, harry replied, " Bubble Gum?"
Ms. Brooks: " What does a man do standing up, a women does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: " Shake hands?"
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: " What word starts with "F" ends with "K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry : "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, " Put Harry in the 5th grade. I got the last seven questions wrong".....
Don't hurt your friends, because loving them is harder.
Love deeply.
Walk barefoot.
Dance with wild abandon.
Cry at the movies.
Don't stagnate!
Don't regress.
Don't live in the past. Time can't bring anything or anyone back.
Don't put your life on hold for possibly Mr Right.
Don't throw your life away on absolutely Mr. Wrong, because your biological clock is ticking.
Sometimes there is no race to be won. Only a price to be paid for some of life's more hasty decisions.
To make yourself happy. Pursue your passions and be the best you can be.
Simplify your life. Take away the clutter, get rid of destructable elements: Abusive friends, nasty habits, and dangerous liasons.
Don't abandon your responsibilities but don't overdose on duty.
Be true to yourself.
Don't commit when you are not ready.
Don't keep others waiting needlessly.
Say those words. Don't let the moment pass.
Do what you have to, even at society's scorn.
when you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
Relationships take time and effort, and the best way to spell love is TIME, because the essence of love is not what we think or do or provide for others, but how much we give of ourselves.
<-------Take a look at the picture to the left... Click on the pic to make it bigger, then look real close....
So, what did you see?
Please read below to find an explanation of what you really saw. > > > > > >
I'm sure you will find this very interesting.
Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins.
Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind.
If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 5 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted. That means that you are a dirty minded, sex-crazed old dummy, like ME!!
Have fun with this on and let me know what you find!?!?
I worked from 5am until 10pm tonight. That's right, 17 hours today. I'm totally bushed, done-in, tired...
The boss and his family are on vacation in Texas. They left their 39yo daughter in charge of this busy transportation company. She's well trained in doing everything except scheduling and routing the next days runs. The boss (Daddy) does this in the late afternoon every day, using his laptop computer in their hotel room, pulling and scheduling the next days routes that we get from the County. (it's a very complex process)
Well, today the boss and his family went white-water rafting on a river in Texas. Somehow they lost both their rafts when they hit a fallen tree, and were stranded in the middle of nowhere for many hours until they were finally rescued by a search party at about 8pm tonigt. Whew, were we relieved that they are OK.
But, the routing was not being done, so daughter Tammy calls me when I'm on my way home at 5pm tonight and tells me the story and how panicked she is about her folks being missing. She's freaking out on the phone, so I turn around and drive to the office 20 miles away... I go in and calm her down, take over the computer and pull and route some 170 runs to 11 vehicles for the next days work... I finished at 10pm and went home after hearing that the family was found and OK....
Driving home, the boss calls me on my cell phone and thanks me for doing such a good job and helping out. (I'm the only one in the company that can do the total job because I ran a similar transport company for 2 years before joining them) For helping him out, he promised me a raise and a bonus... We will see if that actually happens. He's not only the boss, but he's a friend of mine, and he's a tight bastard too. lol. I just did all I could to help them when they needed the help. I was glad to do it for him... That's what friends are for, right? And that's life, aand I'm still overworked and underpaid. Ha!
That's enough rambling for tonight. Time for bed because tomorrow is another day, and another day of work.
