| Update on the "saga" of the Dad Chronicles |
Aug 8, 2008 4:38 pm
Mood: Yuk, 838 Views | If you've been following my blogs, last week my Dad was transfered to a nursing home... This week on Tuesday I had a meeting with the nursing home staff and director. They explained to me that since my dad is able to take care of himself, (bathing, dressing, walking, etc) that he doesn't need to be in a "full care" nursing home. He's too physically healthy (not mentally though) and not bedridden requiring nursing care. Therefore Medicaid will NOT cover his care as long as he's in this healthy condition.... Soooooo, he's going to have to be transfered to an Assisted Living Facility! (ALF)
ALF's are private pay only and not covered by his medical insurance or Medicare. His income is not that much where he can afford a nice ALF, but there are a few around for lower income people like dad. With the nursing homes help, we have found a nice place where he can have his own private "studio" apartment which has a small screened porch and includes all his meals, utilities, cleaning service, laundry service, medication services, and full time nursing staff. The total cost wil be $1500 a month. His total income is $1570 a month right now... I'm going to check it out on Monday and probably sign him up. He has to be out of the nursing home by Wednesday when his Medicare coverage runs out.
Reading between the lines at the nursing home meeting, I concluded that dad was just too much for them to handle. He's a very unhappy man so he makes everyone around him miserable too. But that's just the way he is and always has been when living with me, and that's why we can't live together any more. The last 6 months have been a living Hell for me... He STILL thinks there's nothing wrong with him other than a little forgetfulness, but that's the way Alzheimers works. They don't realize how badly their minds have deteriorated, or how screwed up their thought process is... Case in point... 3 weeks ago my dad says to me, "My body is really going to Hell! It's a good thing that my mind is still 'sharp'!" That made me laugh at the time because it was so ridiculous a statement. But you can't tell him that it's actually the opposite...
Well, enough updates for now. The fun never ends! LOL... I'll update furthur when I know more. Wish me luck getting him settled 'again'.
Thanks for reading about my little life 'saga' with my Dad. Hope everyone has a great weekend.
SlimJim
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| No Way, Jose'!! |
Aug 7, 2008 4:08 pm
Mood: he's smart, 752 Views | Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support" Jose says, " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does YOUR sign say?" Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico."
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I'll let this joke speak for itself...lol.
I'll have an update on the "saga" with my Dad tomorrow when I have more info...
Take care everyone.
SlimJim
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| Poetry from a Gay Top |
Aug 6, 2008 5:12 pm
Mood: longfellow, 801 Views | Geoffery had a virgin ass,
with a teeny tiny hole,
Jimbo couldnt fit it in,
his massive manly pole.
Jimbo greased him up
squirmed and shoved,
and pinched his little tits,
but nothing seemed to work for him,
the damn thing would not fit!
So Geoffery drank a lot of wine,
and smoked a little grass,
and just as he was passing out,
Jimbo shoved it up his ass!
Geoffery screamed and yelled,
then moaned and groaned,
as it started feeling super!
Jimbo's pole when planted deep,
gave great pleasure to his pooper.
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Just my attempt at Gay poetry...lol.
Did you like it?
Have a great night and a better tomorrow.
SlimJim
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| The Best Job in the World!! |
Aug 5, 2008 4:18 pm
Mood: politics as usual, 826 Views | Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die, and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job. Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely, Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out for you. LOL
Have a good night!
SlimJim
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| Milk me again, please |
Aug 4, 2008 2:43 pm
Mood: milky story, 844 Views | The Iowa farmer buys a milking machine for his cows. But first, he trys it on his cock and gets the best blow job he's ever had! The pleasure was so intense that he faints.
When he regains conciousness he can't get the sucktion cup of his cock. It just keeps milking and sucking and won't release. So he reads the instruction manual and faints again... It says "Auto release after 20 quarts".
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The Moral to this story? Write your own moral in the comments! LOL
Personally, I prefer the Human Touch.
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| Try this and you'll be Amazed!! |
Aug 3, 2008 5:34 pm
Mood: dumb footed, 842 Views | Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon.....
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Yes, you can tell everyone you know and let them try it too... So, how did YOU do on this dumb foot test?
Have a good one!
SlimJim
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| "YAWN" |
Aug 2, 2008 8:39 pm
Mood: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, 820 Views | Sometimes good sex can be so "mentally" exhausting.
My mind is too drained to write anything.
Time to sleep.
Goodnight.
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| 7 Inches...Not LONG Enough? |
Aug 1, 2008 4:40 pm
Mood: LONG, 943 Views | FINALLY I had a day all to myself with no visits to the hospital or to the nursing home to sign papers, no phone calls, nothing but peace and quiet. I loved it! I mowed the lawn this morning, went to the gym and worked out for 2 hours (i'm sore) and then drove to the beach and took a nice walk. (got some sunburn too). Nice day!
Later this afternoon I was surfing the web and found this new gay dating site. It looked pretty good so I decided to sign up. After filling in the blanks with my info, the next step was to enter a password. So, picking a word that would be easy to remember, I typed in the word.. P..E..N..I..S. Then hit enter. Up pops a big red warning box that says... PASSWORD REJECTED...NOT LONG ENOUGH...
Oh SHIT!! What The Fuck is THAT? Since when is my 7 inches "NOT LONG ENOUGH"? That site must be full of "size queens" who think that 7 inches isn't enough to satisfy anyone! They're so full of bullshit! I'll tell you this, I'll never go back to that site again!! Fuckin size queen assholes! Go sit on a telephone pole!!!
Sorry about the little rant. Do YOU think my 7 inches is "long enough"?
Have a great weekend!
SlimJim
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| Are You Drunk Again? |
Jul 31, 2008 4:37 pm
Mood: inebriated?, 868 Views | The answer to this question will determine whether you are drunk or not...
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Put your answer in the comments section and your sobriety level will be revealed to you soon after. Thanks.
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| Yeah, give him some thorazine |
Jul 30, 2008 4:14 pm
Mood: Ughhhh, 825 Views | Well..... Dad got transfered from the psych hospital to the nursing home today.... He's NOT a happy camper right now, giving everyone a hard time. The nurse called me a 6pm tonight to ask permission to give him Thorazine, a strong psych drug to calm him down. I said yes, of course... Seems he wants to call "his" attorney (he doesn't have an attorney) to get a court order to get him out of there! He's a very angry man... and he hates me with a passion right now.
And the "fun" never stops. I'm gettin this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach again... Ughhh, where's the antacid? I gotta go back there tomorrow morning to sign some papers and bring him some clothes, and I'm NOT going to see him.
I'll update more tomorrow. Have a fun night.
SlimJim
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