For me, it means that someone won't "purposely" bring any sort of trouble or bullshit into a potential new friendship, whether it's for sex or not.
In other words, if I tell you in my profile that I am not looking for people that are drama queens, all that means is that I don't want people who bring alot of baggage with them or are just looking to cause trouble.
For example, but not limited to:
People who look nothing like their picture, those who will stand you up, someone who might be lying about their physical appearance, or maybe someone who can't be private or discreet. If you gossip, lie, are cheating on your wife or partner, have lots of emotional baggage, create trouble and so on, that's drama in my book as well and I don't want any of that in my life.
I guess what I'm saying is this... If you're waiting for the perfect person, be prepared for a long wait because NOBODY is perfect... We ALL create a little drama from time to time, and I know I have in the past in a harmless way. But It's whether or not you're doing these things on purpose to fulfill your own emotional neediness, or with the intent to hurt others that makes the difference for me...
The U.S. Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!!
You know, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Curious guys living in their safe cyber fantasy world. This site is full of them. Guys that have fantasies of sucking cock or getting fucked, chatting or emailing other guys about their desires for some hot M2M sex, fabricating stories of past experiences, talking dirty and teasing you about how they want to meet and get it on with you, but most of the time they never will meet.... This site is full of these guys living in their Safe Cyber Fantasy world.
I met one of these fantasy guys today. Last night, we swapped winks, had a flurry of emails plus 3 phone calls. Here's a cut/paste of a line from one of his emails...
"well my cock is 8 inches uncut, love to cuddle, kiss, suckin,rimmin, playing sword fight with our cocks, just want some clean, safe fun."
So we set up a time to meet...at the WalMart parking lot. He showed up on time, we shook hands and he followed me home. Once inside, he went to the sofa, sat on the edge and I sat next to him, and he turned his back to me. He was very talkative and intelligent on the phone, but here in my presence, he was quiet. I reached over and rubbed his back asking him what was wrong. He finally said "I'm very nervous. I've never done anything with a man except a couple years ago I got sucked off by a guy." So I asked more questions, still rubbing his back. He finally says, "I'm not sure what I want. I've been attracted to guys for a long time, BUT, I'm not ready to do this!" I tried more talking and reasoning but nothing from him. After about 10 minutes he says, "I've got to go now. I thought I could do this for real, but I'm not ready yet. I've set up dates before but always cancelled them before hand. You're the first one I've actually met, but I'm too uptight to do anything. Maybe in a couple weeks we can try again." Then he left with lots of appologies, said I was not at fault, it was all him and his own problem...
I noticed that when he got home, he logged into OP chat right away. So there he was, back in his safe cyber fantasy world. Maybe someday he will try again, and maybe actually do something for real... But it won't be with ME. This wasn't my first time dealing with a fantasy guy. I've had lots of experience through emails and phone calls, chat and IM's, so I know how to recognize the signs of a guy living in a fantasy. But this one had me fooled because I thought he was serious, only to find that he had lied about his past. He was SO close to doing it, and yet so far away. Reality crashed his fantasy so he turned and ran back to the safety of the internet where he can be anything he wants to be. Funny how reality can do that to someone in a fragile fantasy world...
I have some quick questions for you. A simple yes or no will do! Answer one, some or all of the questions below ... I'd really like to hear from all of you!
1. Do you believe in angels?
2. Do you believe in fate?
3. Do you believe in ghosts?
4. Do you believe in miracles?
5. Do you believe in life after death?
6. Do you believe in karma?
7. Do you believe in love?
Thanks for your responses. You can copy/paste the list on the comment for easy answering.
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next,and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking?
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "Wow, what do you have pal?"
A blind man enters a Gay Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet in anticipation.
In a very deep, masculine voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1- The bartender is a large blonde guy. 2- The bouncer is a very big blonde guy. 3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. muscular blonde guy with a black belt in karate. 4- The guy sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional bodybuilder. 5- The guy to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Five big strong and nasty blonde Gay guys within arms reach of you. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein was a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
When asked if I preferred legs or breasts, I told the stranger that I had a particular fondness for smooth, round, muscular butts. He then informed me that this wasn't an option when choosing a KFC chicken bucket...
Mental images had distracted me and I forgot where I was.
I was on the way home from spending a couple hours at the beach. What an awesome day it was, big 8 to 12 ft swells were rolling in and crashing down here on Florida's West coast. The outer bands of Hurricane Ike had been brushing by us for days causing cloudy, windy and squally weather. Today was beautiful however. The large waves were the product of the ferocity of Ike, far out in the Gulf and nearing the shores of Texas...
There are a lot of young Surfer Boys living on Florida's west coast. They flock to the local beaches when the Gulf gets all roiled up by the big storms. It was all these sexy young surfers plying the big waves, their wet twink bodies glistening in the sun, their tight hip-hugger surfer shorts clinging to their crotch and their smooth round, muscular butts, that captured my rapt attention for several hours. I really love watching surfer boys and bet all of you guys would too if given the chance...
After 2 hours of walking the beach, wading in the warm water while watching the surfer boys, I felt the first stings of a sunburn on my shoulders and bald head, even though I was covered with sunblock. The tropical sun is still very intense down here. So it was time to stop my voyueristic visit to the beach and head home. I stopped at the KFC to get some supper, and yeah, I chose some hot juicy thighs to munch on tonight, the closest I could come to round, muscular butts, LOL. GOD I'm so Gay sometimes!
Despite my wonderful afternoon, I have such pity and sad feelings for the millions of people on the other side of the Gulf, the ones who are in the path of this monster storm. I truely hope that everyone stays out of harms way and finds a safe shelter. My prayers and blessings go out to all in the face of this catastrophy. May God be with you all.
I'm not going soft, but sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, and this one truly is amazing.
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In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Yeah, I love these heartwarming stories. Don't you?
