| The Demon's within me... |
May 30, 2008 6:16 pm
Mood: see ME, 1130 Views | I think most of us have a demon or two inside of us, be they mental or physical ailments. My demon's are of the physical variety and have caused me many problems over the last 25 years.
My Demon's are called Reiters syndrome and Crohn's, both causing inflamation and damage to different parts of my body. They are NOT contageous but are inherited genetically. No, you can NOT catch them from me...
Over the years, the Reiters has damaged my knees, ankles, and feet, and has also calcified the Aortic valve in my heart, which was replaced with a mechanical valve 11 yrs ago. My heart is fine and strong since this surgery. (see photo below)
The Crohn's disease causes inflamation and ulcers in the intestines. Eventually, the damaged parts need to be surgically removed, which I had done 14 months ago because an abscess formed and threatened my life with an infection. (see lower scar in photo below)
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Sorry about the poor quality of the photo I took yesterday, but it shows most of my bare torso so you get the idea of what my scars look like, and also see the effects of all my workouts at the "Y" that i've been writing about.
So, this is how I fight my Demon's by using excersize and diet to push them back into hiding, and for the most part, it's working. Minor setbacks aside, I feel stronger and more fit than I have been in many years, and my body's starting to look sexier too... (ya think?)
So don't let my battle scars scare you. I'm winning the war with my Demon's. They will never go away, but i've learned how to control them in my own way... It's a mind over matter thing. If you don't mind my scars, it doesn't matter then, does it.
So I have exposed my Demon's for all to see on here. Now you all know more about me. So I ask, are there any Demon's within YOU that you would like to expose? Go ahead and tell all. It feels good to be exposed..lol
All comments or questions welcomed and will be replied to.
Have a great weekend!
SlimJim
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| Can YOU Flex your Pecs? |
May 29, 2008 3:26 pm
Mood: flexing, 1169 Views | I just took this photo.
I need to get a better camera.
Question..Can you flex yor pecs?
Or are yours flabby, saggy man-boobs?
Mine are solid muscle and I can flex like crazy!
Pinch my nipples and feel my rock hard pecs.
LOL
Then I'll let you explore other hard body parts.
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| OP's codes for your sexual "Role" |
May 28, 2008 4:20 pm
Mood: I'm a TOP man, 1183 Views | Do you know where it says "Role" on your profile info? Many of the guys on here are a little hazy about what this "Role" means, so I'll try my best to enlighten some of you again...
"Role" means your preference or position when it comes to "Anal" sex. Now the people who run this site and all the friend finders sites are predominantly straight people who really don't understand what gay sex is about, so they assign certain "codes" that refer to your "role". They could make this much easier for us to understand if they just used the real terminology that gay people know! We understand the words "TOP" or "BOTTOM" or even "SWITCH" or "FLIP" that designate our sexual "role" or preference. But again, they just don't understand us. So, here's the codes OP uses and what they mean, just to give a little more clarity to a confusing terminology.....
ACTIVE means you're a total "TOP".
PASSIVE means you're a total "BOTTOM" (submissive)
VERSATILE means you will "SWITCH" or go both ways.
And those are the ONLY terms that OP gives us to use. Many guys on here are "versatile" but have a leaning to being more bottom or more top, but there's no "codes word" to show this on your profile info list. Some guys on here are interested in "oral only" and not into anal sex of any kind, so there should be a "role" code that says "ORAL ONLY". But as we know, the brilliant people who run OP haven't thought of using these simple terms that would clearly designate our individual "ROLE" on this site...
I hope this post helps clear up some of the confusion concerning OP's screwy codes. I see so many profiles where the guy says he's a top looking for a bottom only, and his "role" says he's "passive", or the vice-versa of that, so the confusion on here is widespread... I wish OP would use common sense and change their silly codes... So, are we straight now on what OP's "codes" mean?
Now go change your "role" code on your profile!! Thanks!
SlimJim
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| Will I live to be 100 yrs old? |
May 27, 2008 2:00 pm
Mood: live and have fun, 1136 Views | I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 100?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued rib s?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do yo u spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"
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And that's the truth! Would you rather live a long and boring life or would you rather just LIVE and ahev fun until you die? I'll take the latter, Thank You! LOL How do YOU feel about this?
Have a happy!
SlimJim
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| Did you ever wonder WHY? |
May 26, 2008 2:47 pm
Mood: asking, 1132 Views | Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
And...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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There are many mysteries in life so just keep on asking Why, and keep smiling as you try to find the answers...
Have a HAPPY!
SlimJim
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| It's so much fun growing older... |
May 25, 2008 2:42 pm
Mood: OH YEAH!, 1218 Views | As a gay man growing older, my sex life keeps getting better and better. I am seeing 5 men every day!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Yes, it's so much fun growing older. I bet you young guys can't wait to meet all these men in your future...
Have a great holiday!
SlimJim
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| The Eukanuba Diet |
May 24, 2008 1:49 pm
Mood: yummy!, 1164 Views | Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba Dog Food for my neighbor who had asked me for a favor since I was stopping at Tractor Supply, and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?
So since I'm such a friendly person, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me . I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a german
shepherd's butt and a car hit us both...
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Tractor Supply won't let me shop there anymore.
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HeHe! Happy Saturday!
SlimJim
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| I can't find my damn hearing aid!! |
May 23, 2008 1:52 pm
Mood: lost, 1207 Views | So I go to the "Y" this afternoon for my regular workout. It's my dialy routine and gets me out of the house for a while and away from the routine of taking care of Dad. Plus, I get to see all the hot and sweaty young guys pumping iron and flexing their hard muscles... He's OK by himself, reading his mail and watching TV in the afternoon, so I don't worry about him.
Today though, I walk in the door and there's Dad sitting on a stool in the kitchen with garbage spread all over the floor and counter tops... "What are you doing Dad?" I say in a high, surprised voice... "I can't find my damn hearing aid! I've turned the house upside down lookin for it!" He says. "I thought I might have dropped it in the garbage by mistake!" he shouts... He's really in a huff and highly aggitated now...
"So Dad, what's that thing in your ear?" as I point to his right ear with his hearing aid lodged firmly in place where it's supposed to be... He quickly feels his ear and the instant look on his face almost made me cry, but I laughed instead... He goes and sits down and looks at me with this huge hangdog face and says... "Is my mind getting THAT bad?... I'm sorry, I'm sorry Jim." He was almost in tears...
The battery in his hearing aid had died and he needed to replace it. Because he couldn't hear much, he thought he had lost his hearing aid. I got the batterys out of the drawer, replaced it, then he was in business again. I cleaned up the mess in the kitchen then sat down with him to have a good laugh about it. The laugh raised his mood and everything's fine again... Sometimes you just gotta laugh about the little episodes in life.
Just another little drama from my life of taking care of old Dad... All is well now and it's time to start cooking dinner.
Hope everyone has a good day and a great Holiday weekend!
SlimJim
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| My spel chekker werks grate! |
May 22, 2008 1:15 pm
Mood: jus chekkin, 1191 Views | I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
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And im a hi skool gradulate two! Ha!!
Happy Thursday!
SlimJim
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| Have you seen the New Trophy Case? |
May 21, 2008 2:10 pm
Mood: i'm a big gold prize, 1233 Views | Afternoon all you beautiful guys! Have you seen the latest feature OP is adding today? They seem to be adding trophies to our profiles. Yes, earn trophies by writing blog posts, adding videos, adding and high voting on photos, writing magazine articles... Hurry, Hurry! Fill your trophy case and get more attention!!
What a bunch of new BS this is. I went to my profile page and on the bottom of my info column was a trophy symbol. I put my mouse pointer on the symbol and up popped my trophy case with 3 gold trophies in it. WOW! I'm so impressed! (NOT)...LOL... So everybody Rush, Rush, Rush to your profile page and see how may trophies you have! Oh what fun! Yippie! Cool shit, huh.
As far as I know, these trophies don't count for anything. Now if they made memberships cheaper or even FREE, based on your trophies, then it might be worth it, but I don't see OP doing anything like that. They will probably raise membership prices to pay for all the new software they are adding. Ya Think? LOL
Personally, I would like to earn this type of trophy  to my heart, and not my trophy case. Yeah!! Earn me a sweet boi to hold forever and I'll be happy!! Wouldn't that be much better than any gold trophies in a pop-up trophy case?
Thanks for reading, guys. Now go check out your new trophy case on your profile...
SlimJim
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