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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
25220 posts
3/15/2017 8:01 pm

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3/21/2017 8:36 pm

NEVER Take ME Alive COPPERS!



Recently a few officers of the law stopped by our house! With some flimsy alligations!



They wanted to ask me a few questions!



I told them I didn't know a thing!



Then my crack legal team, Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe sprung into action!,



My Lawyers confirmed that the 70-pound popcorn ball worth hundreds of dollars that was swiped from a suburban Cleveland shop where it was being auctioned had been returned. The oversized snack dyed red, white and blue was taken from outside the Chagrin Falls Popcorn Shop over the weekend. But it was found intact in front of the shop Wednesday.



Shop owner Dewey Forward had told Cleveland.com that the popcorn ball could be returned with no questions asked and no charges filed. It was created for a New Year's Eve popcorn ball drop and is being auctioned this week, with the proceeds slated to go toward renovations of a town hall. It's valued at $700.



My legal team advised me that I might have to consider having my sweet tooth removed!



To avoid a life of crime!

OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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3/15/2017 8:05 pm

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3/15/2017 8:06 pm

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3/15/2017 8:07 pm

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Hungr4Yungr 68M
2590 posts
3/15/2017 9:11 pm

You look good wearing a mask, Bret. Wouldn't you know it; all of your favorite sweets are my favorites as well. That being said, I will take a pass on the $700 worth of political popcorn. It just gets stuck in my teeth.


sweetone09 37M
522 posts
3/15/2017 9:58 pm

wow you r so hot looking and you don't need all of that candy


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/15/2017 10:42 pm

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    You look good wearing a mask, Bret. Wouldn't you know it; all of your favorite sweets are my favorites as well. That being said, I will take a pass on the $700 worth of political popcorn. It just gets stuck in my teeth.
I couldn't find my GET OUTTA JAIL FREE Card!!! I'll take a Snickers bar over popcorn any day!


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/15/2017 10:48 pm

    Quoting sweetone09:
    wow you r so hot looking and you don't need all of that candy
I try to avoid the candy as best I can. My BS way only 79 tonight when we checked it


Stevie1954 59T
14 posts
3/16/2017 4:21 am

All this talk about food is getting me hungry!!


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/16/2017 4:59 am

    Quoting sexslut64:
    Don't ever give up your sweet tooth. You will lose your sweetness and become very bitter.
    I paid good money to retain mine and never regretted a second.
    If I won the lottery, I'd fill your pantry with sweet treats.
    Hugs
I may have to curb my appetite for quite so many sweets and keep them in a little better check. My blood sugar levels have been a bit too high but getting them back into line.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/16/2017 5:02 am

    Quoting Stevie1954:
    All this talk about food is getting me hungry!!
Just be careful if the Coppers show up with this card on them!


newfinder 67M
32567 posts
3/16/2017 5:33 am

Ummm! Bret, you, like me, are a Diabetic. I enjoy the occasional candy bar, but stick to those tiny ones from Halloween. I am a HUGE Popcorn fan too (Chicago Mix is a weakness), but restrain my cravings pretty well.

I also LOVE Ghirardelli's single servings - Caramel & Sea Salt and Dark Chocolate and Orange being my favs.

Now I go for quality over quantity.

Remember when you were a kid and they told you that you would go blind? With Diabetes ... it is true

XOXO

Jack

Take the road less travelled.


newfinder 67M
32567 posts
3/16/2017 5:38 am

BTW - I found a handy conversion chart for our sugar readings vs U.S. Here, 7.0 is 126 there. I was 100 this morning.

Good luck

XOXO

Jack

Take the road less travelled.


bychance4709 54M
925 posts
3/16/2017 7:18 am

Hmmm not sure of your legal teams advise to curb your desire for sugar & sweets. Slippery slope that could prove painful when they advise you on ways to curb your sexual desires.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/16/2017 1:15 pm

    Quoting newfinder:
    Ummm! Bret, you, like me, are a Diabetic. I enjoy the occasional candy bar, but stick to those tiny ones from Halloween. I am a HUGE Popcorn fan too (Chicago Mix is a weakness), but restrain my cravings pretty well.

    I also LOVE Ghirardelli's single servings - Caramel & Sea Salt and Dark Chocolate and Orange being my favs.

    Now I go for quality over quantity.

    Remember when you were a kid and they told you that you would go blind? With Diabetes ... it is true

    XOXO

    Jack
I was 88 this morning when we woke up I was busy chatting last night and fell asleep on the floor. I am gonna get the hang of this shit yet.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/16/2017 1:17 pm

    Quoting newfinder:
    BTW - I found a handy conversion chart for our sugar readings vs U.S. Here, 7.0 is 126 there. I was 100 this morning.

    Good luck

    XOXO

    Jack
Too many nights of my sweet buttery "candy corn" popcorn I'd make for us to watch TV by.... that stuff is the killer and I will go blind with it.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/16/2017 1:22 pm

    Quoting bychance4709:
    Hmmm not sure of your legal teams advise to curb your desire for sugar & sweets. Slippery slope that could prove painful when they advise you on ways to curb your sexual desires.
SSSSsssssshhhh Don't tell anyone... but we've done one member of our crack legal team! I think this is him.....


boux601 68M
267 posts
3/20/2017 11:10 am

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15378 posts
3/21/2017 8:36 pm

    Quoting boux601:
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