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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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1/11/2017 9:08 pm

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1/12/2017 9:14 pm

Joys of Teaching



The teacher's 5 year old students are just beginning to learn how to read.



One of them pointed to the picture in a zoo book and said " LOOK! A frickin elephant!"

The teacher took a deep breath and asked... "What did you call it?"



"It's a frikin' elephant! It says so on the picture." the student replied.



and so it does......

Hooked on Phonics ... aint it wonderful!

OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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1/11/2017 9:13 pm

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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1/11/2017 9:13 pm

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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1/11/2017 9:14 pm

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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1/11/2017 9:16 pm

January 12, 1908 The First long-distance radio message is sent from the Eiffel Tower.... Look how far we have come in 109 years............


jrodd 59M
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1/11/2017 10:05 pm

The freakiest elephant in the world was the wooly mammoth million years ago but the Martian teacher is even freakier with her antennaes sticking out of her head.lol


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
1/11/2017 11:53 pm

    Quoting jrodd:
    The freakiest elephant in the world was the wooly mammoth million years ago but the Martian teacher is even freakier with her antennaes sticking out of her head.lol
only Up there in Canada jr...................


Hungr4Yungr 68M
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1/12/2017 6:18 am

A good laff to start off my tir'sday. Thank you Bret.


bychance4709 54M
926 posts
1/12/2017 7:59 am

in today's skrewls I'm surprised they would know that much.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
1/12/2017 9:10 pm

    Quoting newfinder:
    I saw yhis and loved it. Thanx for laugh

    XOXO

    Jack
Sometime the truth is better than fiction.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
1/12/2017 9:10 pm

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    A good laff to start off my tir'sday. Thank you Bret.
Those morning smiles that last the day.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
1/12/2017 9:12 pm

    Quoting bychance4709:
    in today's skrewls I'm surprised they would know that much.
From what I have seen of our public school systems I'd have to agree.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
1/12/2017 9:14 pm

    Quoting sexslut64:
    A good laugh for Thursday keeps me on track.
    I teach Law Enforcement and bankers how to deal and speak to Spanish speaking "clients". Some times it is hilarious and some tomes it's frustrating but a joy doing it.
I don't think I could ever face the challenges of a classroom teaching in the 21st Century.