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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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4/18/2017 10:54 pm

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4/20/2017 8:59 am

Give me a Hand....



Had to help JD pull the flywheel off the cement mixer after dinner. Got my hands filthy dirty and greasy... that's when it's time to go piss... REALLYY BAD! Never fails.

OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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4/18/2017 10:55 pm

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4/18/2017 10:55 pm

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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4/18/2017 10:55 pm

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OnDaFence 29M/37M  
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4/18/2017 10:56 pm

oh and an ABC too


battle34me 59M
200 posts
4/19/2017 12:07 am

awwww life on da farm......


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 12:23 am

yes,,,,, and JD is not a dirty cock sucker either!


battle34me 59M
200 posts
4/19/2017 12:32 am

lol, thats pretty funny, stay squeaky clean bret!


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 12:42 am

    Quoting battle34me:
    lol, thats pretty funny, stay squeaky clean bret!
oh I do try Joshie!


houdini1953 64M  
31 posts
4/19/2017 5:02 am

If JD is not a dirty cock sucker Have him take it out and hold it for you. An don't forget to have him shake it when your done. lol


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 5:16 am

    Quoting houdini1953:
    If JD is not a dirty cock sucker Have him take it out and hold it for you. An don't forget to have him shake it when your done. lol
His hands were even worse than mine!


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 5:17 am

    Quoting newfinder:
    I'd be happy to lend you a hand(job)

    XOXO

    Jack
never fails when you need help they are 1000 miles away!


whitehouse 66M
860 posts
4/19/2017 6:05 am

i remember those days on the farm. never does fail you have to pee when you hands are dirty . Or when your right in the middle doing something and can't stop what your doing to take a piss. I pee in my jeans more than once in cases like that were i was busy and could not stop to take a piss. Farm life was great.


Hungr4Yungr 68M
2656 posts
4/19/2017 6:20 am

I can't imagine you with dirty hands, Bretty. JD must have really needed the help.


houdini1953 64M  
31 posts
4/19/2017 6:31 am

I got an idea maybe next time try a pair of gloves. They tend to keep your hands a lot cleaner. Just in case you have to go relieve your self.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 9:38 am

    Quoting whitehouse:
    i remember those days on the farm. never does fail you have to pee when you hands are dirty . Or when your right in the middle doing something and can't stop what your doing to take a piss. I pee in my jeans more than once in cases like that were i was busy and could not stop to take a piss. Farm life was great.
I even stepped out and pissed before we got started so I wouldn't have to when I got my hands all crapped up.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 9:40 am

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    I can't imagine you with dirty hands, Bretty. JD must have really needed the help.
had to hold the flywheel while jd turned on the bearing puller with a breaker bar.


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 9:42 am

    Quoting houdini1953:
    I got an idea maybe next time try a pair of gloves. They tend to keep your hands a lot cleaner. Just in case you have to go relieve your self.
I didn't want to get my kidskin gloves I use out in the yard all greasy from that crap or I would have.


houdini1953 64M  
31 posts
4/19/2017 12:40 pm

I hope after you guys got done an cleaned up he took care of you. You gave him a hand when he needed one. The least he could do is give you one. Or maybe something more fun!


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 4:42 pm

    Quoting houdini1953:
    I hope after you guys got done an cleaned up he took care of you. You gave him a hand when he needed one. The least he could do is give you one. Or maybe something more fun!
I honestly took a before picture of HIM with plans to take an "after" pic... but my hands were too dirty and greasy to handle my cell phone......


jrodd 59M
1753 posts
4/19/2017 8:10 pm

Making cement shoes is a dirty job ,less messy than cleaning up blood spatters


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 8:20 pm

    Quoting jrodd:
    Making cement shoes is a dirty job ,less messy than cleaning up blood spatters
You mind you place, mister, or you'll... you'll be wearin' concrete galoshes .”


sweetone09 37M
559 posts
4/19/2017 9:12 pm

so that mean you r a real working man went you get your hands dirty


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/19/2017 10:26 pm

    Quoting sweetone09:
    so that mean you r a real working man went you get your hands dirty
I'd planned a "before4" and "after" pic of JD... but my hands were too greasy dity to handle my cellphone.


jrodd 59M
1753 posts
4/20/2017 1:05 am

There is a greenish soapy goop can stuff you can buy most probably in a hardware shop with pumice stone sand ground into it used by garage mechanics to clean axel greased hands n stuff. Yes I remember the gangster planet episode in Star trek! LOL


OnDaFence 29M/37M  
15772 posts
4/20/2017 8:58 am

    Quoting jrodd:
    There is a greenish soapy goop can stuff you can buy most probably in a hardware shop with pumice stone sand ground into it used by garage mechanics to clean axel greased hands n stuff. Yes I remember the gangster planet episode in Star trek! LOL
"A Piece of the Action" one of their very best episodes! We have the lines memorized.