OLD MAN PERISHES AFTER TAKING SEVEN 250 MILLIGRAM VIAGRA'S
Posted:Apr 10, 2017 3:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2017 5:00 am
BRASH COP BULLIES 87 YEAR OLD DYING MAN! YOU BE THE JUDGE!
THE STATE PROSECUTORS OPENING REMARKS TO ME: THE HONORABLE JUDGE C.FAIRLEY.............!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your honor the people of Nevada verses old man Willowbee will prove the defendant here was indeed driving into the city limits of Las Vegas under The Influence of Alcohol and also was most likely impaired by controlled drugs as well!"
"The States lab analysis along with Trooper Goodson's on scene drug test kit show trace evidence of a bright blue substance found in the seven near empty capsules found beside the accused gas pedal of his 1936 Model A Ford sedan that all tested blue positive!
Old Man Willowbee (age 89) was representing himself ( had no fool for a lawyer) as he shakenly stood up facing the courtroom instead of me while speaking his peace tying to defend himself!
"Your Honor and ladies and gentlemen of this public courtroom. (as he is unzipping his fly) Those capsules seven in all, each contained 250 milligrams of VIAGRA and thus were always BLUE long before numb nuts Trooper Goodson completed with his dim almost dead flashlight his roadside pre arrest field sobriety and portable drug kit tests!
'Given the horrible news just three short days ago before these incidents, that my heart was ready to burst and I had a week at the very most to live, I withdrew my entire lives saving of some $143,832.58 to finally act upon my life long fantasy dream."
"This was for me to hire the three Kardashian sisters Khloe, kim and Kourtney along with their three super well hung current black boyfriends for the wildest BI- SEX ADVENTURE MONEY COULD POSSIBLY BUY!
"But before I got there last night Judge Fairley, your gung hoe asshole trooper here pulled me over and busted me and I still got me this 89 YEAR OLD FULL RAGING HARDON to prove it!
Everyone in the courtroom but the prosecutor and Trooper Goodson Gasp out loud as old man Willowbee completely exposed himself!!!
After explaining how he wanted and needed to smell good so he had applied a full 11 oz. bottle of Old Spice Shaving lotion which gave off the strong Alcohol related odor, I was READY TO RULE!
I of course found Ole Mr. Willowbee INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES and instead found Trooper Goodson QUILTY OF VIOLATING Mr. Willowbee's civil rights.
"Said me" Trooper you forget the cardinal rule of RESPECTING YOUR ELDERS AT ALL TIMES!: QUILTY!!! "
"For a totally Illegal traffic stop on an old vintage classis 1936 Ford Coupe without probable cause! QUILTY "
By directly causing poor Mr. Willowbee to not only forefeit his entire worked hard for Lives Savinsg of some $ 143,832.58, but to also lose out on his Perfectly Vegas Legal Kardashian Bi Six Way, I find you in complete Contempt of Court now Ex-cop Goodson and fine you triple damages to be paid to Mr Willowbee's family members over your entire lifetime community service court order as the cities one and only Parking meter with a toothbrush only cleaner while wearing pink gloves! "
With that I was all ready to slam down my Gavel and rule court closed but I had noticed a pair of slutty looking college age blonde Siamese twins joined at the neck that both had their eyes feasting intently upon old man Willowbee's still exposed thick long fresh looking prick.
I just some how knew they were both capable of performing the worlds greatest Double Blow Job together as they quickly agreed to fully service him in any way he wanted in my chambers right then and there!
"Ole Mr Big Dicked Willowbee died some 79 minues later with a big smile flashing over his spent and completely satisfied face... Oh yeah, I should mention here that I also TRIED HIM! IN CHAMBERS"
THIS BLOG REPOSTED AS PART OF HIS AUTOPSY TO SEE IF HE STILL HAD A BONER 13 MONTHS LATER............WAS THE STIFF STIFF?????? YOU BE THE JUDGE OF IT.