| Ever been to the Rooster House Tavern? |
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11/14/2008 3:56 pm
Last Read: 11/18/2008 11:03 pm
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A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, spots a roadside tavern called the Rooster House. He walks into the tavern and realizes that it's a Gay bar when he sees a sign hanging over the bar......
CHEESEBURGER $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH $2.50 HAND JOB $10.00 BLOW JOB $25.00
Checking his wallet to see how much money he has, he beckons one of the three exceptionally handsome young waiters who's serving drinks.
"Yes?" the waiter inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the old biker, "Are you the young man that gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes I am" boasts the young stud. "And I'm very good at it!"
The old biker smiles, leans in close to him, and whispers softly, "Well go wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger!!!
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Was the old biker gay or straight but gay-friendly? Or was he just hungry? LOL
Have a great weekend.
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SlimJim
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5011 posts 11/14/2008 4:30 pm |
Hey Jim where did you get my picture from ??? 
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11/14/2008 4:54 pm |
The kid should have told him that he could wash off his mouth in the bathroom since his dick breath was overpowering him when he leaned over to whisper that. Most bikers swing both ways it seems to me--well-they act that way at all the long weekend bike rallies. I have never been into that handjob mutual thing which I see some want I guess for safe sex--just never did anything for me. I do that enough on my own not to want to waste doing it when I have another hard dick around to play with in the many other ways that can be done.
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2793 posts 11/14/2008 5:02 pm |
He would've gotten 'cheese' alright...head cheese! Hugs, Clint
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1552 posts 11/14/2008 5:17 pm |
I'll take a cheesburger and a blow job at the drive thorugh window. He was gay and hungry looking for total fulfillment. Glen
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577 posts 11/15/2008 2:02 am |
a girlfriend once told me that men will eat any cunt that's when i started carrying breath mints...
.............Steven
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4487 posts 11/15/2008 10:15 am |
I think that this is my favorite gay joke Jimbo. I've been thinking about doing a little open mike stand-up, and this is EXACTLY what I need!
Got any more? 
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3694 posts 11/15/2008 11:47 am |
  Now I'm HUNGRY for a BJ & a Ch Burger... 
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