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Ever been to the Rooster House Tavern?
SlimJimbo7
11/14/2008 3:56 pm

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11/18/2008 11:03 pm

A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country, spots a roadside tavern called the Rooster House. He walks into the tavern and realizes that it's a Gay bar when he sees a sign hanging over the bar......

CHEESEBURGER $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH $2.50
HAND JOB $10.00
BLOW JOB $25.00


Checking his wallet to see how much money he has, he beckons one of the three exceptionally handsome young waiters who's serving drinks.

"Yes?" the waiter inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the old biker, "Are you the young man that gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes I am" boasts the young stud. "And I'm very good at it!"

The old biker smiles, leans in close to him, and whispers
softly, "Well go wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger!!!

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Was the old biker gay or straight but gay-friendly? Or was he just hungry? LOL

Have a great weekend.

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SlimJim
Lovah
5011 posts

11/14/2008 4:30 pm

Hey Jim where did you get my picture from ???

MatureGuysForMe

11/14/2008 4:54 pm

The kid should have told him that he could wash off his mouth in the bathroom since his dick breath was overpowering him when he leaned over to whisper that. Most bikers swing both ways it seems to me--well-they act that way at all the long weekend bike rallies. I have never been into that handjob mutual thing which I see some want I guess for safe sex--just never did anything for me. I do that enough on my own not to want to waste doing it when I have another hard dick around to play with in the many other ways that can be done.

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PaintedPonies
2793 posts 

11/14/2008 5:02 pm

He would've gotten 'cheese' alright...head cheese!
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GWJRinDetroit
1552 posts

11/14/2008 5:17 pm

I'll take a cheesburger and a blow job at the drive thorugh window. He was gay and hungry looking for total fulfillment.
Glen

holesmoker
577 posts

11/15/2008 2:02 am

a girlfriend once told me that men will eat any cunt that's when i started carrying breath mints...

.............Steven

Sport71
4487 posts

11/15/2008 10:15 am

I think that this is my favorite gay joke Jimbo. I've been thinking about doing a little open mike stand-up, and this is EXACTLY what I need!

Got any more?

~Sport~



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Warwood
3694 posts

11/15/2008 11:47 am

Now I'm HUNGRY for a BJ & a Ch Burger...

Hugzzz, War

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