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VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M
734 posts
4/9/2016 5:36 pm

Last Read:
4/9/2016 6:15 pm

HIS WIFE WAS A REAL NAGGING BITCH........see the solution...

> After
> 35 years of marriage, a
> husband and wife came for counseling. When
> asked what the
> problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
> every problem
> they
> had
> ever had in the years they
> had been married.
> On and on and on:
> neglect,
> lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
> unloved and
> unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
> she had endured.
>
> Finally,
> after allowing this
> for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got
> up, walked around
> the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he
> embraced and
> kissed
> her long and
> passionately as
> her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
> The woman shut up
> and quietly sat down in a daze.
> The therapist turned
> to the
> husband and said, "This is what your wife
> needs at least 3 times a
> week. Can you do this?"
>
> "Well,
> I can drop her off here
> on Mondays and Wednesdays, but I fish on
> Fridays.”
>
>


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M

4/9/2016 6:09 pm

so lube that old critter of yours mrs. Katie Elder with lots of petroleum jelly and bring a denture holder case for when you blow me......

I'll have my gay male nurse Percy write out my instructions for you in super large font.

And wear some sexy bloomer panties also.....!!!


_Dr_Ryan_Wesson 63T

4/10/2016 1:21 pm

Besides my lengthy phycologial training I also did two years in the field of Diet enhancers.

A fair amount of BASIL EACH AND EVERY DAY will change your lives forever...............

(in no way am I a compensated spokesperson for the Presidents Council
on Green Growth Spices.)