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Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M
267 posts
12/7/2016 4:22 am

Last Read:
3/8/2018 10:23 pm

MEAT THE GAY VERSION OF BILLY JOELS PIANO MAN

I woke up a few hours earlier than expected this morning and had Billy Joel's Piano Man melody dancing non stop inside of my still coffeeless sleepy head.

I never really mastered most of those cleaver lyrics of his which elevated him to almost overnight Super Stardom Status! ( Nov. 2,1973).

So I did a online search and printed them out in front of me so that I could substitute brand new GAY LYRICS in place of what he so brilliantly wrote some 43 years ago..

I quite fittingly entitiled it - THE TOWEL MAN .........so please Enjoy!



.........THE TOWEL MAN.........

It's nine o'clock on this fine Saturday
As our Gay Bathhouse crowd settles in
There's a naked old man, making eyes at me
His droopy cock very short and quite thin

He says " Towel Man can you just play with me"
Just a Hand job for you don't have to even Blow
Simply fondle my aging old meat, deliver me a treat
And soon you'll be scott free too again go ! "

Perform gay sex acts for your the Towel Man
Service our strong urgent needs this hot night
For we're all in the mood to blast off our nuts
With chosen male orifices both warm and quite tight

Now John the janitor is a friend of mine
He provides me with all of my rush poppers for free
He's quick with his mop, soaking up all that glory hole slop
But there's other places that he'd much rather be

He sells his collected used condoms perhaps illegally
To this one rich pervert that owns his very own store
Inside it contains all kinds of Hard Core XXX Porn
With even private peep show booths in which to explore

Next Bruno our doorman is always in the most demand
For he's big and quite strong and extremely very well hung
He's quick to bend you over and make you bark just like Rover
Or for $100, provide you with some private hard face fucking fun!

And in our big sauna they all are practicing with hard dicks
A 37 man orgy that would put those old Roman Baths to shame
With so many dildo's galore, in which to suck deep or go explore
Making the Definition of Totally Gay, never again quite the same

Now Paul sells Chevys at a large local dealership
By day he's so straight acting that no one can tell
But come Saturday nights, in full drag worn quite tight
He transforms into Paula, a flaming she bitch hotter than hell

Yes it's truly one hot hell of a July Saturday
At our bath house highly overlooking the bay
The parking lot is filled, with Gays seeking thrills
That drive in from miles around just to totally be gay

And that same old man is now sucking on a big black Prick
After exchanging four twenty dollar bills with a tall fit black guy
That huge ebony prick is a glistening, as to his sucking sounds I listen
Sort of wishing that he'd rise up, and give me a full chance to try

And in our big giant sauna they all are practicing with hard dicks
A 37 man orgy that would put those old Roman Baths to shame
With many dildo's galore, in which to suck deep or anal explore
Making the Definition of Totally Gay, Never Again Quite the Same

Its a record size crowd this fine Saturday
The owner's office safe is chucked quite full
Of well spent bucks, invested in oral or fucks
Jointly forked over by sissies, peeps and hung bulls

There's no waitress here to practice her very own politics
In her place are many hot transvestite exaggerate queens
A mixed horny crowd, providing lots of grunts now quite loud
Certainly the purest form of a joyous Homosexual Utopian scene!!!

It's now almost 3:30 am on a promising Sunday
Only Five employee cars still remain lot parked

We've now all counting up our handsome tips
For our carefully chosen Saturday night sexual trips

While John throws away his jizz soaked mop head
Into our big dumpster while it still remains dark!

So Cum and join us all next Saturday
To celebrate the best dam time of your life
And if your curious straight, well that's also great
Just be sure to leave home your Clueless Wife!!!!!!!!

(all rights reserved and recorded and verified for creation date of 12/7/2016)

I have posted a vast number of poems under other names on this site to lets say Spread the Wealth.............I am used to never receiving more than an isolated comment at most and have grown to accept this.
Some of you with vision, hopefully can be open minded enough and honest. I know what my talent levels are and away and outside of Out Personals write professionally under a straight name many of you would instantly recognize

So enjoy the TOWEL MAN and hopefully pass it on to others as a hot cute novelty song worth singing or listening too!!









Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/7/2016 5:03 am

1 as the countdown begins


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/7/2016 5:05 am

2. if I sent these lyrics to ELTON JOHN, do you think he MIGHT JUST RECORD IT as a Gay underground anthem??


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/7/2016 5:07 am

3. For hundreds of thousands of Gay men out or closeted, The Gay Bath Houses certainly did represent the greatest Sexual place in wish to carry out your widest fantasies in the Flesh....


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/7/2016 5:08 am

4 - no fantasy can become any greater than having it TURNED INTO A REAL TIME EVENT!!!!


_DrRuthLess 49T

12/7/2016 11:46 pm

Billy Joel himself couldn't have done any better!~


_Dr_Ryan_Wesson 63T

12/7/2016 11:50 pm

Cant wait for you Prof. BS two create a second stanza so I can get my one masturbation for the month of December out of the way!!


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M

12/7/2016 11:54 pm

    Quoting _Dr_Ryan_Wesson:
    Cant wait for you Prof. BS two create a second stanza so I can get my one masturbation for the month of December out of the way!!
hey doctor Wesson , with my size 94 extra large belly sticking way way out. I cant get my dick to reach the glory hole at my local porn shop. So how do I get to that bath house? Mapquest will do!


Subbies_Patrol 36M

12/7/2016 11:58 pm

do us blacks get in your bathhouse free pbs????


Forest__Hump 60M

12/8/2016 12:02 am

can you write some dirty gay lyrics to the old 1950's tune song
THE SHRIMP BOATS ARE A COMMING TONIGHT????


Andy19901 61M

12/8/2016 12:04 am

does that stuff really go on in the Gay Bath Houses of San Franciso. Prof stein?


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/8/2016 12:06 am

    Quoting Andy19901:
    does that stuff really go on in the Gay Bath Houses of San Franciso. Prof stein?
in answer to your question Andy----------------------->>>>>

I LOST MY HARD
IN SAN FRANCISO

HIGH OF A CRUSNG HILL
ON THE GAY BACK BAY !!!!!


Backwardsguy 57M

12/8/2016 12:18 am

don't get me wrong or anything, but I would make your club one Hell of a great Back Door Man


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/9/2016 1:02 am

    Quoting  :

your most graciously welcome!


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/27/2016 11:33 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you mr musician, your too kind. I did the first six stanzas to the copy I mad e and free lanced everything after that.
I did not include the humming parts and sort of got off track as I never memorized the Piano Man.

I do poems in here under many many names in case you have read any of them and wonder?

again thank you and often play a good dozen others from him..

Now hum us your song, mr ex professional
make it fit just perfectly this festive night

for we're all in the mood for a meloldy
and making the words gay is alright!!!