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MEAT THE GAY VERSION OF BILLY JOELS PIANO MAN I woke up a few hours earlier than expected this morning and had Billy Joel's Piano Man melody dancing non stop inside of my still coffeeless sleepy head. I never really mastered most of those cleaver lyrics of his which elevated him to almost overnight Super Stardom Status! ( Nov. 2,1973). So I did a online search and printed them out in front of me so that I could substitute brand new GAY LYRICS in place of what he so brilliantly wrote some 43 years ago.. I quite fittingly entitiled it - THE TOWEL MAN .........so please Enjoy! .........THE TOWEL MAN......... It's nine o'clock on this fine Saturday As our Gay Bathhouse crowd settles in There's a naked old man, making eyes at me His droopy cock very short and quite thin He says " Towel Man can you just play with me" Just a Hand job for you don't have to even Blow Simply fondle my aging old meat, deliver me a treat And soon you'll be scott free too again go ! " Perform gay sex acts for your the Towel Man Service our strong urgent needs this hot night For we're all in the mood to blast off our nuts With chosen male orifices both warm and quite tight Now John the janitor is a friend of mine He provides me with all of my rush poppers for free He's quick with his mop, soaking up all that glory hole slop But there's other places that he'd much rather be He sells his collected used condoms perhaps illegally To this one rich pervert that owns his very own store Inside it contains all kinds of Hard Core XXX Porn With even private peep show booths in which to explore Next Bruno our doorman is always in the most demand For he's big and quite strong and extremely very well hung He's quick to bend you over and make you bark just like Rover Or for $100, provide you with some private hard face fucking fun! And in our big sauna they all are practicing with hard dicks A 37 man orgy that would put those old Roman Baths to shame With so many dildo's galore, in which to suck deep or go explore Making the Definition of Totally Gay, never again quite the same Now Paul sells Chevys at a large local dealership By day he's so straight acting that no one can tell But come Saturday nights, in full drag worn quite tight He transforms into Paula, a flaming she bitch hotter than hell Yes it's truly one hot hell of a July Saturday At our bath house highly overlooking the bay The parking lot is filled, with Gays seeking thrills That drive in from miles around just to totally be gay And that same old man is now sucking on a big black Prick After exchanging four twenty dollar bills with a tall fit black guy That huge ebony prick is a glistening, as to his sucking sounds I listen Sort of wishing that he'd rise up, and give me a full chance to try And in our big giant sauna they all are practicing with hard dicks A 37 man orgy that would put those old Roman Baths to shame With many dildo's galore, in which to suck deep or anal explore Making the Definition of Totally Gay, Never Again Quite the Same Its a record size crowd this fine Saturday The owner's office safe is chucked quite full Of well spent bucks, invested in oral or fucks Jointly forked over by sissies, peeps and hung bulls There's no waitress here to practice her very own politics In her place are many hot transvestite exaggerate queens A mixed horny crowd, providing lots of grunts now quite loud Certainly the purest form of a joyous Homosexual Utopian scene!!! It's now almost 3:30 am on a promising Sunday Only Five employee cars still remain lot parked We've now all counting up our handsome tips For our carefully chosen Saturday night sexual trips While John throws away his jizz soaked mop head Into our big dumpster while it still remains dark! So Cum and join us all next Saturday To celebrate the best dam time of your life And if your curious straight, well that's also great Just be sure to leave home your Clueless Wife!!!!!!!! (all rights reserved and recorded and verified for creation date of 12/7/2016) I have posted a vast number of poems under other names on this site to lets say Spread the Wealth.............I am used to never receiving more than an isolated comment at most and have grown to accept this. Some of you with vision, hopefully can be open minded enough and honest. I know what my talent levels are and away and outside of Out Personals write professionally under a straight name many of you would instantly recognize So enjoy the TOWEL MAN and hopefully pass it on to others as a hot cute novelty song worth singing or listening too!! |
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12/7/2016 5:03 am |
1 as the countdown begins
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12/7/2016 5:05 am |
2. if I sent these lyrics to ELTON JOHN, do you think he MIGHT JUST RECORD IT as a Gay underground anthem??
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12/7/2016 5:07 am |
3. For hundreds of thousands of Gay men out or closeted, The Gay Bath Houses certainly did represent the greatest Sexual place in wish to carry out your widest fantasies in the Flesh....
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12/7/2016 5:08 am |
4 - no fantasy can become any greater than having it TURNED INTO A REAL TIME EVENT!!!!
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12/7/2016 11:46 pm |
Billy Joel himself couldn't have done any better!~
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12/7/2016 11:50 pm |
Cant wait for you Prof. BS two create a second stanza so I can get my one masturbation for the month of December out of the way!!
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12/7/2016 11:54 pm |
Cant wait for you Prof. BS two create a second stanza so I can get my one masturbation for the month of December out of the way!!
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12/7/2016 11:58 pm |
do us blacks get in your bathhouse free pbs????
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12/8/2016 12:02 am |
can you write some dirty gay lyrics to the old 1950's tune song THE SHRIMP BOATS ARE A COMMING TONIGHT????
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12/8/2016 12:04 am |
does that stuff really go on in the Gay Bath Houses of San Franciso. Prof stein?
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12/8/2016 12:06 am |
does that stuff really go on in the Gay Bath Houses of San Franciso. Prof stein? I LOST MY HARD IN SAN FRANCISO HIGH OF A CRUSNG HILL ON THE GAY BACK BAY !!!!!
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12/8/2016 12:18 am |
don't get me wrong or anything, but I would make your club one Hell of a great Back Door Man
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12/9/2016 1:02 am |
your most graciously welcome!
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12/27/2016 11:33 am |
Thank you mr musician, your too kind. I did the first six stanzas to the copy I mad e and free lanced everything after that. I did not include the humming parts and sort of got off track as I never memorized the Piano Man. I do poems in here under many many names in case you have read any of them and wonder? again thank you and often play a good dozen others from him.. Now hum us your song, mr ex professional make it fit just perfectly this festive night for we're all in the mood for a meloldy and making the words gay is alright!!!
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