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3/5/2015 11:51 pm |
AMERICA AND WORLD SHOCKED, AS NEW BEER TURNS ALL OF IT'S DRINKERS 100% GAY! AMAZING NEW BEER ALTERS IT'S DRINKERS SEXUALITY All of America stunned and shocked by QUEER BEER claims as millions of new American men and woman who took the Pepsi like challenge to heart wake up with irreversible Sexual longings for SAME SEX PARTNERS ONLY! President Obama calls for emergency House and Senate meetings in the Nations Capital as America seems Totally changed overnight! Millions of husbands locked out of their houses as wvfes Shut the door completely on their Husbands sudden love for COCK! Also tens of thousands of once BI Curious woman take the plunge and try woman upon woman romance in hotel rooms all across this vast country of ours! Industry leaders beg our Leaders in Washington to put an Immediate Ban on Professor Beer Steins new and presumed deadly QUEER BEER IS HERE ADS! All that is known so far by the collective efforts of the NY Times, Washington Post and United Nations is that somewhere in some secret laboratory in the German Alps, a Polymer chemist who goes by the code name Gobbleuup2, has manufactured a new beer that alters peoples Sexual Prefrences to become SAME SEX ORIENTED ONLY!!!! Gay Hollywood followers of Secret Brew Master Gobbleuup2 and brewery owner and sole distributor Prof. Beer Stein have already laid down new Stars on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Top United States Business and Industry Economist predict that within a scant month, Half of the American work force will quit their jobs in favor of going on tears of unstopable sexual acts all across this once great land of ours. Says Bill O'rielly of Fox News fame. "If this Prof Stein advertising blitz is allowed to continue , curious Non believing he men all across this great land of ours will take him up on his challenge. "Drink one six pack of my Steins Gobble Up beer and if your not Totally gay by the very next dam morning, I will send you $10,000 cash by Paypal with no quetsions asked." Meanwhile overseas in the Vatican, Pope Francis is calling for all mothers, sisters, girlfriends and wives to beg their sons, brothers husbands and lovers to ignore the QUEER BEER CHALLENGE of Professor Stein and contact their clergy as soon as possible for some Sensible Counselling! Economic sanctions may also be imposed by President Obama as strict import laws could also be Drafted as soon as noon today. From our nations capital, this is news report number one by myself duh storyteller...
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3/6/2015 8:01 am |
COMMENT SECT WORKS PERFECTLY OH WANTED FUGITIVE AMERICAS PUBIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.. LOL
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3/7/2015 10:17 am |
You'll never go back to BUSH
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3/7/2015 10:23 am |
Goshy dam..........your such a great reporter Mr. Duh Storyteller. I cant wait for your next Major news report/ Tell us more...
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3/7/2015 10:41 am |
sew you mean dat every guy I get tah drink a six pack will let me blow him?? all those straight guys in our railroad yard hobo village too?? oh wow..........campfire sex with cocks out and not marshmellows
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3/7/2015 10:47 am |
black brothers with limp wrists peddling dope on ghetto street corners? dis I gut to see....no way that beer will turn them gay..no way!!!
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3/7/2015 11:06 am |
I have on occasion thought about trying some Lesbian interactions with three of the girls at work. Im hosting a Naughty Nighty party next Friday and think I will serve a good case of Prof Steins QUEER BEER IS HERE. Im going to lay out six of my favorite dildos under the pillows of my king size bed just for good measure...!! don't you dare tell....(so sent me a case prof stein....) ty ty ty
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3/7/2015 11:20 am |
black brothers with limp wrists peddling dope on ghetto street corners? dis I gut to see....no way that beer will turn them gay..no way!!!
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3/7/2015 11:24 am |
Goshy dam..........your such a great reporter Mr. Duh Storyteller. I cant wait for your next Major news report/ Tell us more... So many things have been triggered..........the Churchs of the world. the world council of planned parenthood predicts birth rates will drop close to 90% if the vast majority of its adults switch from Hetro to Gay...... yes this is the most groundbreaking news to hit the world since Hitlers Death and the end of ww2..
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3/7/2015 11:59 am |
In doing my Parish yearly budget, I realized that your beer will greatly reduce the number of Unwanted and Unneeded Teen Age Pregnancies our congregations young people suffer from each and every year. Also drive by's, hate crimes and drugs will become greatly reduced.. while your methods are NOT LISTED IN OUR GOOD BOOK, the Results cannot be denied in any way shape or form LOVE IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS AND YOUR MIRICLE BEER DOES EXACTLY THAT.. GOD BLESS CHEMIST GOBBLEUUP AND YOU PROF STEIN AND THE ENTIRE GOBS BEER GARDEN WORK FORCE. AMEN.... AMEN .....................................A MEN..
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3/7/2015 12:16 pm |
My second oldest son Ted hits the nail right on the head.. Lets hammer it in time and time again... LOVE IS WHAT LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE. NOT HATE THAT DESTROYS.LETS IMPEACH OBAMA FOR GOING AFTER PROF STEIN AND MR GOBS BEER GARDENS..
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3/7/2015 12:30 pm |
I have on occasion thought about trying some Lesbian interactions with three of the girls at work. Im hosting a Naughty Nighty party next Friday and think I will serve a good case of Prof Steins QUEER BEER IS HERE. Im going to lay out six of my favorite dildos under the pillows of my king size bed just for good measure...!! don't you dare tell....(so sent me a case prof stein....) ty ty ty thank you.
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3/7/2015 12:40 pm |
in being the one and only backwards guy that always gets things backwards, can I ask one simple question Prof Stein. if one drinks that six pack of your beer and turns queer on the spot like you insist upon. WHAT HAPPENS IF HE THROWS UP THAT SIX PACK A FEW MINUTES LATER. WILL HE TURN BACK TO BEING STRAIGHT AND HE JUST WAISTED SOME $8.95 FOR THAT SIX PACK NOW GONE> WOULD INSECTS BY HIS FEET GET GAY IF THEY WERE SPLASHED AND ATE SOME OF IT??? I WANT A STRAIGHT FORWARD NOT BACKWARDS ANSWER FROM YOU. THANK YOU.
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3/7/2015 1:19 pm |
I just turned 21 and only drink sips of wine while hosting my Preachers services in our house of worship. Perhaps I should consume a six pack of your Promised Land Beer to test my Sexual Appetite (in the true spirit of love thy neighbor only) Surely a new staff or two might just comfort me more than ever before? bottoms up...Prof Stein.. bottoms up
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3/7/2015 1:25 pm |
Stocking up the shelves For St Pattys Day If you have any Brews you want me to stock just ask
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3/7/2015 1:35 pm |
Lets Party hard for St. Patrick's day.. how about some of those Irish Lassie Riverdancers to entertain us for an hour or two. then they can all drink down a few kegs of Prof. Steins quuer beer and perform a massive Orgy of Twat tonguing and dildo polking to all our delights.. I would like that very much as us African Americans don't have anything close to St Pats day.... Our Jazz musician hall can hold up to 625 per our New Orleans Fire Dept Assembly permit allows. so some of you white gents into hung brothers can also come down..
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what goes on in our home city Vegas stays in Vegas unless you go to a Prof Beer Stien free beer party held at world famouse Balagio's with that famous giant pool filled to the brim with Brewmaster Gobbluups Gay Beer, a new worlds record for numbers in an outdoor GAY AND LESBIAN ORGY WILL SURLEY BE BROKEN.. the Vegas Cops cant possible stop it.. imagine over 13,500 straight people getting bit by the GAY BUG....... MAN FROM ORKIN, CALLING DUH MAN FROM ORKIN...
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great work prof stein and mr gobs.......you two should rule the world..
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3/7/2015 2:15 pm |
Life is hard enough for me in being a one out of every 78,000 people born with BOTH SEX ORGANS. Yes Im one of those Hermaphrodites with a DICK AND A SNATCH.. SO TO SAY IM A BIT CONFUSED AT TIMES CHOOSING WHICH ROLE I WANT TO BECORE WHEN I GET DOWN AND DIRTY. IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. I WILL PASS ON YOUR WONDER SEX CHANGE BEER PROF STEIN AND NO OFFENSE BREWMASTER GOBBUUP. BUT I CANT RISK TOTALLY LOOSING MY MIND WHENEVER I GET THE LEAST BIT HORNY.. GOOD LUCK AND NO OFFENSE, I CANT CHANGE MY BODY ALTHOUGH I CAN PHYSICALLY FUCK MYSELFf! (my penis is right below my cunt....!!!
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3/7/2015 3:06 pm |
hay what everah floats ur boat!!!!!!!!!! my my choice of brew is ole number 7 jack daniels..
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3/7/2015 3:14 pm |
I don't need no god dam beer to get me in the mood for some Forbidden Pleasures of the Flush. just some Gerital, ben gay for my elbow and knee joints and a small tube of ky to git this old granny snatch properly lubed and ready for action.. let duh games begin you young folk. ride me cowboy!!
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3/7/2015 3:50 pm |
GOBBLE IS A GREAT PERSON SOON TO RECEIVE THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR CHEMISTRY. JUST WAIT AND SEE. READ THE COMMENTS TO UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHY IDIOT..
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3/7/2015 3:53 pm |
sew you mean dat every guy I get tah drink a six pack will let me blow him?? all those straight guys in our railroad yard hobo village too?? oh wow..........campfire sex with cocks out and not marshmellows
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3/7/2015 3:55 pm |
you do know you have yourself one very dirty little mind there sing. shame upon you. lol
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3/7/2015 3:57 pm |
im into footwear more than I am cock,but god dam does that beer sound awesome to change the world.. no more cunt bitches to have to wine and dine, a night out with the boyz for he man games,sports. fast cars, action and adventure and then wild group sex with no HOMOPHOBICS OR BASHERS. GOTTA LOVE IT. SEND ME TWO SIX PACKS, I WANT TO GIVE MY TWIN BROTHER SOX FETTISH FREAK A SIX PACK.. BOOTS UP!
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3/7/2015 4:01 pm |
let me know when your Reservation Agent is not looking and me and Gobs will sneak four chuck wagons full of our beer into your village..
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3/7/2015 4:03 pm |
a happy dyke is one that wont SEEK,LEAK OR PEEK.. four dozen hangover pills in the mail.
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3/7/2015 4:06 pm |
In doing my Parish yearly budget, I realized that your beer will greatly reduce the number of Unwanted and Unneeded Teen Age Pregnancies our congregations young people suffer from each and every year. Also drive by's, hate crimes and drugs will become greatly reduced.. while your methods are NOT LISTED IN OUR GOOD BOOK, the Results cannot be denied in any way shape or form LOVE IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS AND YOUR MIRICLE BEER DOES EXACTLY THAT.. GOD BLESS CHEMIST GOBBLEUUP AND YOU PROF STEIN AND THE ENTIRE GOBS BEER GARDEN WORK FORCE. AMEN.... AMEN .....................................A MEN.. me and Gobble do our best to see that your needs are fully met.. may golden nuggets be discovered under your parish house..
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3/7/2015 4:07 pm |
My second oldest son Ted hits the nail right on the head.. Lets hammer it in time and time again... LOVE IS WHAT LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE. NOT HATE THAT DESTROYS.LETS IMPEACH OBAMA FOR GOING AFTER PROF STEIN AND MR GOBS BEER GARDENS..
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3/7/2015 4:10 pm |
in being the one and only backwards guy that always gets things backwards, can I ask one simple question Prof Stein. if one drinks that six pack of your beer and turns queer on the spot like you insist upon. WHAT HAPPENS IF HE THROWS UP THAT SIX PACK A FEW MINUTES LATER. WILL HE TURN BACK TO BEING STRAIGHT AND HE JUST WAISTED SOME $8.95 FOR THAT SIX PACK NOW GONE> WOULD INSECTS BY HIS FEET GET GAY IF THEY WERE SPLASHED AND ATE SOME OF IT??? I WANT A STRAIGHT FORWARD NOT BACKWARDS ANSWER FROM YOU. THANK YOU. ONCE YOU DRINK IT YOUR GAY FOR LIFE NO MORE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH YOUR WIFE FROM NOW ON YOU ONLY SLEEP WITH MALES DOING ORAL THINGS OR GETTING YOURSELF IMPALLED!
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3/7/2015 4:12 pm |
Yes the good book does cover many things doesn't it.?
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3/7/2015 4:14 pm |
thank you bud for your offer, but our projections of beer sales show we should make six million dollars a week in pure profits. Gobs and I even have discussed purchasing some 40,000 acres in the Beautiful mountains of Virgina and starting the worlds biggest gay colony...hows that for plans?????
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3/7/2015 4:16 pm |
I just turned 21 and only drink sips of wine while hosting my Preachers services in our house of worship. Perhaps I should consume a six pack of your Promised Land Beer to test my Sexual Appetite (in the true spirit of love thy neighbor only) Surely a new staff or two might just comfort me more than ever before? bottoms up...Prof Stein.. bottoms up
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3/7/2015 4:17 pm |
Stocking up the shelves For St Pattys Day If you have any Brews you want me to stock just ask
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3/7/2015 4:20 pm |
Lets Party hard for St. Patrick's day.. how about some of those Irish Lassie Riverdancers to entertain us for an hour or two. then they can all drink down a few kegs of Prof. Steins quuer beer and perform a massive Orgy of Twat tonguing and dildo polking to all our delights.. I would like that very much as us African Americans don't have anything close to St Pats day.... Our Jazz musician hall can hold up to 625 per our New Orleans Fire Dept Assembly permit allows. so some of you white gents into hung brothers can also come down.. and I say to myself...........WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!!!
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3/7/2015 4:22 pm |
I just adore Killer Blogs and this one is the best I've read in ages. These great members comments are also Priceless.. A joy to view and get entertained with.. not the one line take four minute blogs most Amateurs in here post. Keep it up...HAPPY ST PATS DAY TO ALL.... buy that screen blocker and sun tan lotion now at half price..
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3/7/2015 4:25 pm |
what goes on in our home city Vegas stays in Vegas unless you go to a Prof Beer Stien free beer party held at world famouse Balagio's with that famous giant pool filled to the brim with Brewmaster Gobbluups Gay Beer, a new worlds record for numbers in an outdoor GAY AND LESBIAN ORGY WILL SURLEY BE BROKEN.. the Vegas Cops cant possible stop it.. imagine over 13,500 straight people getting bit by the GAY BUG....... MAN FROM ORKIN, CALLING DUH MAN FROM ORKIN... lol
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3/7/2015 4:28 pm |
Life is hard enough for me in being a one out of every 78,000 people born with BOTH SEX ORGANS. Yes Im one of those Hermaphrodites with a DICK AND A SNATCH.. SO TO SAY IM A BIT CONFUSED AT TIMES CHOOSING WHICH ROLE I WANT TO BECORE WHEN I GET DOWN AND DIRTY. IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. I WILL PASS ON YOUR WONDER SEX CHANGE BEER PROF STEIN AND NO OFFENSE BREWMASTER GOBBUUP. BUT I CANT RISK TOTALLY LOOSING MY MIND WHENEVER I GET THE LEAST BIT HORNY.. GOOD LUCK AND NO OFFENSE, I CANT CHANGE MY BODY ALTHOUGH I CAN PHYSICALLY FUCK MYSELFf! (my penis is right below my cunt....!!! but if you did, would it have been broard jumping or as a cd cheerleader?
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3/7/2015 4:30 pm |
At such time I will Reserve all Judgements of mine regarding this Claimed Miracle Beer which changes ones true Sexual Idenity by the comsumption of just six twelve ounce bottles. If so I see so many World Wide Problems of the Human Race and Planet Earth solved. Over population finally controlled. Shortages of food a thing of the past! Peace not wars Globeally! Disease controlled and cured. And most importantly LOVE NOT PEACE becomes the Earmark of all of Mankind.. You did well Prof Stein and Master Bremaster Gobs.. you did well indeed.............I hope others that read this blog also express their views in the form of OPINIONS, IDEAS, APPROVAL, DENIAL.. HERES YOUR CHANCE TO STAND UP AND BE HEARD.... GO FOR IT...
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3/7/2015 4:31 pm |
wonderful blog post. I sure with all of them contained such humor and interest we readers look for. We all remain in part little boys at hearts. So refreshing are the vast number of different comments this sparked.. Gay St Pats day...HOW PRICELESS..
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3/7/2015 4:32 pm |
Why do you think God created men and women to have more than one side to their Sexual being?????????????????? come on now........if its fun , do it.. and then do it all over again.. sex is free so do it while the doings good....
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3/7/2015 4:36 pm |
Before rendering my Professional Medical Opinions, I will carefully observe from afar to determine which claims are true and which are totally false.. My Yale University Grad school wont tell me anything???? the Green way to go.... He may not rule the world a year from now, but will go down in history as the most INFLUENTIAL PERSON THAT EVER LIVED..
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3/7/2015 4:38 pm |
hay what everah floats ur boat!!!!!!!!!! my my choice of brew is ole number 7 jack daniels.. drink whatever you want , when ever you want to... even news anchors are not worthly enough to serve on your shrimp boat. THE NET WORTHLESS
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3/7/2015 4:41 pm |
I don't need no god dam beer to get me in the mood for some Forbidden Pleasures of the Flush. just some Gerital, ben gay for my elbow and knee joints and a small tube of ky to git this old granny snatch properly lubed and ready for action.. let duh games begin you young folk. ride me cowboy!! your one awesome old broad. are you sure you didn't operate THE BIGGEST LITTLE WHORE HOUSE IN TEXAS?
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3/7/2015 4:43 pm |
thanks for the wonderful 25 minutes of so of great enjoyment and laughs galore.. you and your followers should start a gay Magazine like Mad Magazine.
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3/7/2015 4:44 pm |
I will leave a message on the guest lobby bulletin board about this blog and visiting it for some great fun.. nice job did you write for SAT NIGHT LIVE??
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