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Forest__Hump 60M
154 posts
12/20/2014 11:31 am
INDIAN CHRISTMAS as told by REDSKY..must reading

Last night, I gut me a UPS package from my good friend RedSky100/ In was a pair of buffalo moccasins great for when I walk the deck of my shrimp boat and also this story no whitemen have ever been allowed to view until now. yes INDIAN CHRISTMAS AND HOW IT STARTED.

THE FIRESTARTERS

Spoken in tribal folklfure, is the story of the great Fire starter Medicine Man we Indians know today as RUMPFLAME. It is said that 2015 years ago in the valley of Thunder God Miskana, a young brave while being given his test of manhood bent before his tribal leaders pulled down his deer hide loin cloth while yelling insults to the great God of the Sky .

While all the tribes amazed squaws turned their backs away from RUMPFLAME, all members of the tribal war council rose as one to put a stop to this total disrespect to our honored customs! It was the magic arrow shot straight and true that split the fowl exposed ass crack of this Rumpflame as he remained bent over yelling insults while adding hand gestures later to be called Flipping the eagle bird!

The arrowhead was magic as it had come from the sky and knocked over the great oak tree of promises! Screams of both shock and anger instantly became silent as a brilliant bolt of lightning strucK RUMPFLAMES ASSHOLE where this Metal arrowhead was lodged deep!

His long black hair instantly burst into full flames as he danced around the pile of burial logs that caught on magical fire! Instantly he became our tribes new god...

It has been passed down by many generations of tribal Storytellers of how this was the Redman's first version of Christmas one full year ahead of the Whiteman's claims. With this new discovery of fire to warm all and cook food. To give light and keep the prowling wolfs away after sunset.
No Spoken however is another version of this night of mystery and celebration. Yes the Gay members of the tribe claim, that RUMPFLAME was not a hero but instead a GIRLY SQUAW TYPE WARRIOR that wanted it up the ass!!

Believe what you choose, folk lure, fact or faggot fantasy, it does not matter......it cannot be changed. Many braves afraid this will happen to them (Indian homo phobia) drink too much firewater to stay stoned and safe.

It is said that Gen. Custer's camp lanterns the night before the little Big Horn, worked Sitting Bulls Indian homo phobics into a state of pure RAGE.. It is also why all Indians dont use saddle horns on there saddles like white men do.......ugg.....

from Redskys family tree storytellers (circa 2015 years ago)





_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/20/2014 12:19 pm

    Quoting gobbleuup2:
    Thanks Forest for sharing Redsky's ASSMAZING Christmas story. It's a shame that Redsky can't post it himself for all to see even in this year of 2015

    WANNA TANNA KICI UN

    *<
I saw the below posted on two separate blogs a few weeks back and saved it. It seems to hit the nail right on the head.

so many missing pictures deleted via bogus complaints as well as comments and even entire blogs that CONFORM 100% TO OP POLICY. dozens know this , in fact hundreds.

YES THE NEVER ENDING GROUP OF TATTLETALES FEEDING BULLCRAP SE IMFORMATION TO OP FOR FALSE JEALOUS SELFISH REASONS HAS CAUSED THIS SAD SITUATION.

THUS POSTS HAVE TO COME AS COMMENTS FROM OTHER BLOGS..


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/20/2014 12:54 pm

just checking to see how long before this comment is deleted.

my guess is ten minutes.

wanna tanna kici un


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/20/2014 1:53 pm

wow


Redsky1000_ 67M
205 posts
12/20/2014 3:20 pm

I hope you enjoy the buffalo moccasins Forest and thank you for posting My story. Gobbleuup2 Turns me ON


Forest__Hump 60M

12/21/2014 8:39 pm

actually saddle horns were used to hang coiled rope from or things with straps such as canteens, sleeping bags or bags of beef jerky and other light high protein foods..

hides stretched out and dried comprised most tribes riding tool similar to the English and American saddle.

no cruel harsh metal bits but softer woven vines for reins.
the arrival of the Spanish horses in the 1500's changed many tribes habits and ways as they could finally mover around during the seasons to enhance their available food like migrating buffalo or certain warmer climates to grow crops longer.

redsky has told me many things about the Native America's evolution and ways of life...