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HUMPS MIRACLE DIET--MAGICAL EGGS-NOT SUNNYSIDE UP. LOSE 25 POUNDS IN JUST ONE MONTH GUARANTED. HUMPS MIRACLE DIET--MAGICAL EGGS-NOT SUNNYSIDE UP. LOSE 25 POUNDS IN JUST ONE MONTH GUARANTED. Diss little known seekcret diet is duh only one in duh histree of earth world tah work. Balut eggs (also spelled Baloot, Baalut, Baluge, or Balute.) Balut eggs are fertilised duck eggs (DUH ROOSTAH NAILED DUH HEN)that are at the stage of development where there is a nearly developed embryo inside. The balut egg then boiled and usually eaten with salt, just like a normal boiled egg. This gross egg eating was said to have been started out in California at sum QUACK DOCTORS hideaweigh. Jest ordah ur eggs frum Forest Duck For Cover Birdie Turdy Farm and git half prics shippin wiffin 9 tah 12 daze! INSTRUCTIONS: FOR FOOL PROOF INSULTS.... JEST HARDCORE BOIL TWO DUCKIE EGGS 19 MINITES BEEFORE REG MEALS. DO NOT START COOKING REG MEALS.. EAT DUH SLEEPIN DUCKIE WIFF THREE TO FIVE BITES AND RUN FOR DUH OUTHOUSE. DO KNOT EAT ANY REG MEALS AND IN TREE WEAKS, YOU WILL HALF DROPPED THREE SIZES GUARANTREED....SAVE ON GROCERY BILLS,EAT DUCK BILLS INSTEED... YEP MRS. FREEDA FATFLUSH SEZ " i went frum a size 68 triple wide. to ah size 16 dress in just 30 daze" BS frum New Jersah sez.. Alldoe i dream bout duck blinds and smokin shot guns all knight long. I can now chase after my grayhound Flashbammer in duh doggie park and catch duh bastard bare handed.. FREE SHIPPING AND SLOPPY HANDLEING AS WELL AS RESULTS GUARNANTEED.. ORDER TODAY. PIC UP DUH PHONE NOW. Call 1-800-EGG-BARF... |
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the wild duck eggs shall not be eatin by the sneaky prowling fox, the coyotte too goes to bed near the pond with empty belly. my tribe now raises chickens instead of hunting along bogs and marshes.. HOW I ASk HOW!!!!
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8/10/2014 3:55 pm |
eiiiiii eiiiiii oooooooooooooo.. and on his farm he had some pigs eiiii eiiiii oooooooooooooooooo, wiff a condom here and a condom there.
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8/18/2014 12:19 am |
on the wings of a snow white dove he spent his pure sweet love...
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8/18/2014 12:36 am |
too fuckin funny!!!! I love it....
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8/18/2014 12:51 am |
that toilet stall pic ruined my appetite. a waste of peach melba for sure..
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8/18/2014 1:05 am |
poor dam ducks. that's so sad..
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8/18/2014 1:12 am |
THY SHAULT NOT KILL PERIOD
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8/18/2014 9:22 am |
amen to that
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8/18/2014 9:31 am |
THE WORD DUCK IS FOUND IN THE BIBLE 17 TIMES.. NOW ISNT THAT JUST DAFFY??????
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8/19/2014 5:44 pm |
what about neglected beavers redsky??
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8/19/2014 5:44 pm |
only canaidan geese will dew.
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8/19/2014 5:45 pm |
yahse gotta be kidney in me doc
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8/19/2014 5:48 pm |
wtf?????
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