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Forest__Hump 60M
154 posts
8/9/2014 1:05 pm
HUMPS MIRACLE DIET--MAGICAL EGGS-NOT SUNNYSIDE UP. LOSE 25 POUNDS IN JUST ONE MONTH GUARANTED.

HUMPS MIRACLE DIET--MAGICAL EGGS-NOT SUNNYSIDE UP. LOSE 25 POUNDS IN JUST ONE MONTH GUARANTED.
Diss little known seekcret diet is duh only one in duh histree of earth world tah work.

Balut eggs (also spelled Baloot, Baalut, Baluge, or Balute.) Balut eggs are fertilised duck eggs (DUH ROOSTAH NAILED DUH HEN)that are at the stage of development where there is a nearly developed embryo inside. The balut egg then boiled and usually eaten with salt, just like a normal boiled egg.

This gross egg eating was said to have been started out in California at sum QUACK DOCTORS hideaweigh. Jest ordah ur eggs frum Forest Duck For Cover Birdie Turdy Farm and git half prics shippin wiffin 9 tah 12 daze!

INSTRUCTIONS: FOR FOOL PROOF INSULTS.... JEST HARDCORE BOIL TWO DUCKIE EGGS 19 MINITES BEEFORE REG MEALS. DO NOT START COOKING REG MEALS.. EAT DUH SLEEPIN DUCKIE WIFF THREE TO FIVE BITES AND RUN FOR DUH OUTHOUSE.


DO KNOT EAT ANY REG MEALS AND IN TREE WEAKS, YOU WILL HALF DROPPED THREE SIZES GUARANTREED....SAVE ON GROCERY BILLS,EAT DUCK BILLS INSTEED...

YEP MRS. FREEDA FATFLUSH SEZ " i went frum a size 68 triple wide. to ah size 16 dress in just 30 daze"

BS frum New Jersah sez.. Alldoe i dream bout duck blinds and smokin shot guns all knight long. I can now chase after my grayhound Flashbammer in duh doggie park and catch duh bastard bare handed..

FREE SHIPPING AND SLOPPY HANDLEING AS WELL AS RESULTS GUARNANTEED.. ORDER TODAY.
PIC UP DUH PHONE NOW.

Call 1-800-EGG-BARF...











Redsky1000_ 67M
205 posts
8/9/2014 4:13 pm

the wild duck eggs shall not be eatin by the sneaky prowling fox,
the coyotte too goes to bed near the pond with empty belly.

my tribe now raises chickens instead of hunting along bogs and marshes..

HOW I ASk HOW!!!!


_Dr_Ryan_Wesson 63T

8/10/2014 3:55 pm

eiiiiii eiiiiii oooooooooooooo.. and on his farm he had some pigs eiiii eiiiii oooooooooooooooooo, wiff a condom here and a condom there.


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

8/18/2014 12:19 am

on the wings of a snow white dove he spent his pure sweet love...


_Dr_Ryan_Wesson 63T

8/18/2014 12:36 am

too fuckin funny!!!! I love it....


Backwardsguy 57M

8/18/2014 12:51 am

that toilet stall pic ruined my appetite. a waste of peach melba for sure..


CowboysHeSheLvr 54T

8/18/2014 1:05 am

poor dam ducks. that's so sad..


PREACHER__NED_JR 30M

8/18/2014 1:12 am

THY SHAULT NOT KILL PERIOD


PREACHER_NED_SR 67M

8/18/2014 9:22 am

amen to that


PREACHER_TED 48M

8/18/2014 9:31 am

THE WORD DUCK IS FOUND IN THE BIBLE 17 TIMES..

NOW ISNT THAT JUST DAFFY??????


Forest__Hump replies on 8/19/2014 5:47 pm:
yeah duh lord said duck when duh fire and brimstone was a flyin..

Forest__Hump 60M

8/19/2014 5:44 pm

    Quoting  :

what about neglected beavers redsky??


Forest__Hump 60M

8/19/2014 5:44 pm

    Quoting  :

only canaidan geese will dew.


Forest__Hump 60M

8/19/2014 5:45 pm

yahse gotta be kidney in me doc


Forest__Hump 60M

8/19/2014 5:48 pm

wtf?????