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SOME THIN FISHY GOING ON AROUND HEAR!!! wenz I scene duh 5 gallon pale ah JELLYFISH I spent all knight a trappin with duh Hump family net was empty I said.. WHAT DUH FUCK..............I FILLED DAT SUCKER ALMOST TO DUH TOP .... sews I asked my new first mate Slick Swamp Boi (my third cussin by a shot gun weddin) ifs he NOSE WHAT HAPPENED TAH DEM. HE CHURNS HIS BACK ON ME and mumbles something bout Having a head ache and needin a flex straw to clear things out????? nevah hire ur kin..........................nevah.......nevah nevah... dat boi just had to half dumped them out back into duh golf waters... I knowz he did.........  |
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7/23/2014 11:46 pm |
Hey Forest. unless you cousin was a stagehand that cleaned up the SLIME IN GHOSTBUSTERS... he sure as shad shit was eating all your Jellyfish raw. fire the dumb fuck if you want to avoid being in the RED COME TAX TIME..... and I'm not talking about RED TIDE EITHER.....FIRE HIS ASS...
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7/23/2014 11:53 pm |
Hell with him nose diving my old twat, I could do the entire state of TEXAS.........NEVER MIND JUST DALLAS!!!!!! SENT HIM MY WAY FOREST DEAR....but makes him get a haircut and take a bath first....
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7/24/2014 12:05 am |
It just so happens that not that far back, I wrote a book about Jellyfish when down under with Steve Irwin the Croc hunter.. What is a jellyfish? The word jellyfish is a common term used to describe animals that are gelatinous or made up of ‘jelly-like’ material. There are many different types of jellyfish, including stinging kinds called medusae and non-stinging kinds called comb jellies or ctenophores Another type of jelly animal called a salp is even in the same group as humans! Forest I strongly suspect the your second cousin Slick Swamp Boi has been intimate with medusa females..... that look on his face is one of contentment and deep passion...
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7/24/2014 12:11 am |
If I had my chair and bullwhip with me, I would order a blood workup on Slime boy......but those large facial boils have me scared...
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7/24/2014 7:58 am |
eye tanks you all fore edumacating me on whut realy went on.. I had know idea he was a dipping those critters in hot picante sauce an a wolfin dem down. so Iz just fired his smorg gas board ass.. WANTED: NEW MATE FORE TOP BOAT IN DUH RED NECK FISHING FLEET! BOTTOM WAGES WITH BENNIES.. APPLY IN PERSON ONLY.. and tanks again mi\h following ah CRAZIES..  
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7/24/2014 9:17 am |
GARF
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7/25/2014 2:36 pm |
ITS NOT A SNOT....???/ COULD HAVE FOOLED ME...!!
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7/25/2014 2:40 pm |
if he stood on his head, would it leak out of his eye balls??
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