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_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/19/2014 10:20 am

as tribute to Richie's blog. a Santa poem created just for him....

THE NIGHT SANTA CAME YET DIDN'T COME

T'was the night before Christmas
And just outside of San Fran.

Santa was bare ass naked
Deeply in search of a man

Yes revealed here is his long time secret
For our St Nick is indeed quite totally queer

Carrying the worlds biggest thick load
From only him coming, but once a year

In Flying right over the gay parade below
At just a mere 100 scant hovering feet

Santa checked out the dancing Chipingdales
All six packing such tempting, morsals of meat

Even the well hung night blonde toll attendent
Working the booth of the famous golden gate

Looked so fuckin dam inviting of promise
Of a full night of packed GAY sex so great!

After parking his sleigh behind the bathhouse so Gay
Santa secretly entered in taking THE BACK DOOR WAY

Some Two hours later he left
Totally spent smiling and drained

Not a single toy yet delivered
Christmas forgotten in vain!

So many devestated young children
Feeling so dam abandoned and betrayed

Because of one old horny Santa
Who couldn't help but play Gay

Thank god that I am totally 100% Jewish
Not having Christmas on my holiday season

Deeply shoving eight thick long candles
To have Richies blog end with unchristian reason!!

by Duh Storyteller...


bychance4709 61M

12/19/2014 6:40 pm

Richie, I'm sure that when you are being ever so naughty, you're very good at it
You'll get something good for Christmas


OnDaFence 36M/44M

12/19/2014 7:36 pm

Sure the hell isn't me...... I been a virgin for several hour now.


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/19/2014 9:38 pm

such a shame so many posts reported as abuse and deleted in short order. guess we must created them in documents first and save them after we post them.

this poem posted a second time dedicated to you Richie. the true target of SANTA'S HO HO HO HO SLUT HO SHAME ON YOU
LOL........ J/K

THE NIGHT SANTA CAME BUT DIDNT COME

Twas the night before Christmas
And just outside of San Fran.

Santa was bare ass naked
Deeply in search of a man

Yes revealed here is his long time secret
For our St Nick is indeed quite totally queer

Carrying the worlds biggest thick load
From only coming but once a year

In Flying right over the gay parade below
At just a mere 100 scant hovering feet

Santa checked out the dancing chipingdales
All six packing such tempting morsals of meat

Even the well hung night blonde toll attendent
Working the booth of the famous golden gate

Looked so fuckin dam inviting of promise
Of a full night of packed GAY sex so great!

After parking his sleigh behind the bathhouse so Gay
Santa secretly entered in taking THE BACK DOOR WAY

Some Two hours later he left
Totally spent smiling and drained

Not a single toy yet delivered
Christmas forgotten in vain!

So many devestated young children
Feeling so dam abandoned and betrayed

Because of one old horny Santa
Who couldnt help but play Gay

Thank god that I am totally 100% Jewish
Not having Christmas on my holiday season

Deeply shoving eight thick long candles
To have Richies blog end with unpure reason!!