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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
5/2/2016 7:34 pm

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5/3/2016 8:31 pm

What a Day...... sigh



Today has been one of those days.... It's rained the last three days and the dogs have tracked in enough mud we could grow corn inside the house... so I spent the day cleaning the floors, doing laundry and changing the bed.



My only break of major interest was I finally got the urn I'd bought at Goodwill painted and planted. With it's nice height I though some vines would be interesting, hence, I planted a sweet potato with some decorative gourds. The light colored foliage of the sweet potato mixed with the dark of the gourds should give the space beside the door of the west garage a lift.



We had a decent dinner tonight, as well. Angle hair pasta with meatballs I let simmer in a sweet and zesty marinara the whole afternoon.



Very soon My old friend BiBBsie will be snorting with all forms of poppycock and balderdash about me having a birthday this Thursday. Her false allegations that I turn 29 years old are unfounded, tortious, defamatory, obscene, libelous, and fully without merit or consideration.



My Birthday cake proves I will be only 19 years old this Thursday.



My state issued driver's license even says I will be only 19.



Here is the newspaper clipping from the day I was born! Now that you have seen all this compelling and pertinent information you will not be swayed by her lackluster insinuations.

Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
5/2/2016 7:45 pm

Happy 19th Birthday, Brett.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/2/2016 7:49 pm

Thank you so much!.... I AM SO VERY EXCITED! I have just been offered a job working for Pravda in Moscow!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/2/2016 8:32 pm

    Quoting oldcooter:
    Happy Birthday Jack Benny AKA Brett.
National Inquirer complimented me on my factual presentation!


bobbi2664 59T
707 posts
5/2/2016 9:20 pm

Bretty Bimbo wasn't born he was hatched. and hes really 90 years old with a droopy belly and diaper to match


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/2/2016 9:37 pm

    Quoting bobbi2664:
    Bretty Bimbo wasn't born he was hatched. and hes really 90 years old with a droopy belly and diaper to match
still less than HALF Your age!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/2/2016 9:39 pm

    Quoting  :

We are getting drenched every time we turn around and it will probably dry enough to be in the field fucking up my B-day


bychance4709 61M

5/3/2016 1:15 am

19 years old huh..............and then the explanation of Farmboi is...........something that would make the math on him not creepy and sick.


happy1959 64M
657 posts
5/3/2016 6:27 am

Bret Happy 19th birthday ths Thursday. I hope this is your best birthday to date. I know that you will be surrounded by loved ones being the great person you are. Wishing you the best as you begin your "19th" year.

You young cub.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/3/2016 6:35 am

    Quoting bychance4709:
    19 years old huh..............and then the explanation of Farmboi is...........something that would make the math on him not creepy and sick.
He's a perv alright! I was normal until I met him!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/3/2016 6:37 am

    Quoting  :

Can't be Mexico! They know when I was born too!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/3/2016 7:20 am

    Quoting happy1959:
    Bret Happy 19th birthday ths Thursday. I hope this is your best birthday to date. I know that you will be surrounded by loved ones being the great person you are. Wishing you the best as you begin your "19th" year.

    You young cub.
As it stands at this point we will probably be in a planting frenzy and both I and my mom have Doctors appointments on the day. My celebrating will be postponed until the next rain gives us a reprieve.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

5/3/2016 8:31 pm

    Quoting  :

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssshhhhh!!! I have conclusive evidence to prove it!