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OP's Poetry Contest OutPersonal's Cultural Department decided to hold a poetry contest. After a couple hours the Poetry Contest had come down to two, The sweet Iowa boy Bret and that used car salesman from Texas, Richard They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to recite his poem was Bret. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could Richard top that, they thought. Then the used car salesman calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin’ went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. |
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8/2/2015 5:25 pm |
Never heard of Cal Worthington.... as for the lead in it meets my requirements for the story.
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8/2/2015 6:21 pm |
I regret not meeting your blog standards but having not been around quite as long I would not even have a clue that it was an old joke. The modifications do meet my 2015 OP Blog guidelines; stretching the truth, incorporating my friends, and leaving most who visit my blog smiling.
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8/2/2015 7:18 pm |
We'll just have to see what he says!
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I'd say it is a tie. Both Richard and Brett are winners, and share the OP prize of 2 nights in Nantuckett with the OP censor.
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8/2/2015 7:43 pm |
Both poems are winners. Two smart young men.
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8/2/2015 7:49 pm |
I'd say it is a tie. Both Richard and Brett are winners, and share the OP prize of 2 nights in Nantuckett with the OP censor.
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8/2/2015 7:51 pm |
Both poems are winners. Two smart young men.
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Cal Worthington was a car salesman here in So Cal his ford dealership is still open he died a while back but his son runs the place now. His dads claim to fame was his commercials had different animals who were his dog spot from lions tigers bears and even Shamu the killer whale
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8/2/2015 10:11 pm |
Cal Worthington was a car salesman here in So Cal his ford dealership is still open he died a while back but his son runs the place now. His dads claim to fame was his commercials had different animals who were his dog spot from lions tigers bears and even Shamu the killer whale
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Old joke,,,new joke...who cares? It's funny. Some of the guys on this site are old jokes, so I wouldn't worry about it.
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8/3/2015 8:17 am |
Old joke,,,new joke...who cares? It's funny. Some of the guys on this site are old jokes, so I wouldn't worry about it.
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8/3/2015 8:18 am |
LOL!
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8/3/2015 8:26 am |
Hope he had a pleasant flight over.
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