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Blogs > OnDaFence > Bret's Blogisphere

OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
3/6/2015 5:54 pm

Last Read:
3/7/2015 4:21 pm
Not Your Father.......................
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do.



About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says.

So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a ."

"But that's impossible!"



"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, ", I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."



The says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/6/2015 6:44 pm
    Quoting  :
So am I ! We just don't have a pope, some call us Lutherans...


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
3/6/2015 7:59 pm

 OH DEAR!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/6/2015 8:05 pm

 IT'S BEEN one OF those DAZE


bychance4709 61M

3/6/2015 10:04 pm

 oh you are going to burn in hell for this one. Glad I won't be alone - see ya there!!!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/6/2015 10:32 pm
    Quoting bychance4709:
    oh you are going to burn in hell for this one. Glad I won't be alone - see ya there!!!
They have a place reserved and roped off waiting for me.............


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/6/2015 10:33 pm
    Quoting  :
YES!...... shocking isn't it!


bobbi2664 59T
707 posts
3/7/2015 12:42 am

 I love it very good ya bimbo


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/7/2015 8:20 am
    Quoting bobbi2664:
    I love it very good ya bimbo
I try very HARD!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/7/2015 8:29 am
    Quoting  :
I was thinking more along the lines of a concierge position


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/7/2015 8:30 am
    Quoting  :
seems my seat is always needing to be saved.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/7/2015 8:31 am
    Quoting  :
We seem to take care of the needy.......


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/7/2015 4:21 pm
    Quoting sunucontentu:
    As a non-practicing Catholic I may "go" before you guys so I'll save you all a "nice place" down in Hell and the "party will go on"
I think of it more like an eternal events center....




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