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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
11/26/2014 5:11 pm

Last Read:
11/27/2014 8:23 am

Phartz



JD and I had gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes JD cuts loose a fart. I roll over and ask, "What in the world was that?"

JD says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."

A few minutes later I let one loose. JD says to me , " Bretty! What was that?"

I replied, "Touchdown, tie score."



JD lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he shits all over the bed.

I ask, "Now what in the world was that?"


He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."

OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/26/2014 7:32 pm

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Hope you both have a great holiday meeting his mom.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/26/2014 7:33 pm

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I stood up and pissed on him so the game was called because of rain.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/26/2014 7:56 pm

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Change of fields too....


bobbi2664 59T
707 posts
11/26/2014 8:26 pm

that was sick but funny as hell


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/26/2014 9:05 pm

    Quoting bobbi2664:
    that was sick but funny as hell
In a PERVY Holiday mood.... wait till ya see the next one...........


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/27/2014 6:12 am

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Thanks for stopping by!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/27/2014 7:19 am

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He drives me NUTZ at times.... and today I have to be good because his MOMMY will be here....


OnDaFence 36M/44M

11/27/2014 8:23 am

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Nice part is I am BLOND! so my farts don't stink!