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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
10/20/2014 4:27 pm

Last Read:
10/22/2014 8:57 pm

Lunch with Drew



My friend Drew invited me out for lunch this morning. Since it was such a beautiful day here I decided I'd take a walk through the park along the lake when we finished eating.



As I strolled along the sidewalk I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.



He said, "I have a 22 year old boyfriend at home. He makes love to me every morning



and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, eggs and freshly squeezed orange juice."



I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"



He said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".



I said, "Well, why are you crying?"



He said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"



He said, "I can't remember where I live!".

OnDaFence 36M/44M

10/20/2014 5:27 pm

    Quoting  :

You'd have a hell of a time telling Taylor from Drew at a distance..........


OnDaFence 36M/44M

10/20/2014 7:49 pm

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Thank you for dropping by!


bobbi2664 59T
707 posts
10/21/2014 1:33 am