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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
9/15/2014 5:38 pm

Last Read:
12/26/2016 7:18 pm

New to America

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."


"Odd," her companion replies, " But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."



Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot vendor and they both walk towards it.



"Two dogs, please." Says the mother superior. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs.



. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.



The mother superior is first to open hers, then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part of the did you get?"

OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/15/2014 9:14 pm

    Quoting  :

a little smile before bedtime.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/15/2014 9:15 pm

    Quoting  :

They just may have!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/16/2014 1:11 am

beegorry! ya don't say!