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Blogs > OnDaFence > Bret's Blogisphere

OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
7/21/2014 3:16 pm

Last Read:
7/22/2014 6:26 am
Gardening Woes......


I've been having trouble growing tomatoes...
seems I can't get them to turn red.



I knows it is not the weather or the soil as the man next door
has a garden full of big red tomatoes.



So I asked him about his secret..."twice a day" he says "I stand
naked in front of the tomatoes, they blush and turn bright red."



This sounded foolish, but what the heck, so I spent the next
few days working nude in my garden.



A week went by and I ran into our neighbor and he asked...
"have your tomatoes turned red?"



"Not really" I said..."but the strangest thing has happened...
the cucumbers have swollen up and are standing on end."

OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/21/2014 4:01 pm
    Quoting  :
I am working on it................


Dennis21937 86M
53 posts
7/21/2014 5:33 pm

 Hi Bret,
I have grown a lot of tomatoes over the years. Try to use less water.
Have a great day,
Dennis


bychance4709 61M

7/21/2014 6:35 pm

 Can you blame the cukes?!?!?


OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/21/2014 8:23 pm
    Quoting  :
No ripe ones yet, We've had snow peas, broccoli and a few green beansand onions so far.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/21/2014 8:24 pm
    Quoting Dennis21937:
    Hi Bret,
    I have grown a lot of tomatoes over the years. Try to use less water.
    Have a great day,
    Dennis
We had rain every day for over 2 weeks and my garden got way out of hand. It's back under control but this year has been very strange for us.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/21/2014 8:25 pm

 I just find it highly irregular!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/21/2014 8:27 pm
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Noooo but if it is green you probably should seek medical advise.




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