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scougie25 62M
2936 posts
4/23/2016 10:13 am
on park bench

hope you are all well


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

4/23/2016 11:42 am


BENCH MARKED FOR FAILURE

It was a flock of hovering green med flies
that had quite suddenly just materialized

As he laid passed out on that park bench !!

And as I very carefully approached
I had to very quickly hold my nose

Oh god such an awful stench !!

Yes that longtime homeless guy
passed out under all those flies

With not one single care in the world !!

Although he openly displayed his big nuts
no feeding park creatures mustered the guts

Not even the parks only single resident squirrel !!

His then wino dreams of enriched wealth
most certainly not even close to being stealth

Never to happen and alas ever come true !

And so while he was obviously misbehaved
At least his balls were very closely shaved

SO DONT LAUGH THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
4/23/2016 3:49 pm

I haven't run across this guy on my park bench, but I know I would take advantage of the situation if I ever did.


woodster4 52M
457 posts
4/23/2016 7:10 pm

Noticed how red the guys left hand is. Wonder if he's having a medical emergency? Maybe a stroke....


LuluandBertrum 48M/50M
88 posts
4/24/2016 11:33 am

The only thing we can be sure about that guy is that

HE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A MEMBER OF THE SHAVE CLUB FOR MEN.......................


Subbies_Patrol 36M

4/24/2016 11:38 am

If he was an African American no one would even notice that damaged hand....

Dey would be lookin at the bulge of his concealed weapon under his shirt..


woodster4 52M
457 posts
4/24/2016 12:48 pm

    Quoting Guest2_:
    actually I read about him and his beet red left hand in last weeks version of the National Enquirer.

    He had a closed hand full of Orville Reddenbacker extra butter pop corn and a flock of starving pigeons tried to peck it open.

    He held out for over six hours turning that big supper to be of his over to those greedy birds.

    Thus his hand was badly damaged and he passed out cold in a deep state of shock...

    WOODSER YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR...

    with no funds to receiver medical help........he used his good right hand to shoplift a large plastic bottle of VISINE to GET THE RED OUT but it did not work and made that popcorn taste terrible.....
LOL. Around here, & being so close to Lake Michigan, it would have been seagulls, not pigeons pecking at him, or a swan or Canadian goose with babies.


mpman12 77M
88 posts
5/3/2016 10:41 am

Well I've never passed out on a park bench but, I was once fucked bent over a park bench.