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OnDaFence 36M/44M

12/26/2014 2:38 pm

............ I love mine too but someone should have told her about oral sex....


Subbies_Patrol 36M

12/26/2014 4:06 pm

U is dead right brother Jazzy..... MY grandfather Elizah K Patrol worked for 9 years a first floor White House butler and rug cleaner under Kennedy, LBJ and Stiff Dick Nixon.

Duh secret service guys all had and used top secret tiny movie camera's that J Edgar Hoover's FBI used for Surveillence.

My grandpappy Elizah used to steal film from some dat dose secret service agents left hanging around their then man cave room when offs duty..

I seen JFK and Bobby having a threesome with Marilyn Monroe right on the Oval Office rug. Having to clean dat messy smelly rug (Marilyn had three different STD"S back in dem days she gut from Bi-Sexual Producers from RKO, Paramount, and Samuel Goldwyn Jr.

In granddads diary is two paragraths telling how he had to send away to Idaho to get a old Indian Medicine mans cure for real fishy smells and strong odors.

It took four days for him to clean the rug back to new and in dat time. four of Jackie's feline angora cats with uplifted tails, nevah left that Oval office even once!

I could easily prove dese facts but the Watts Riot of May 1965 where granddaddy sent the film was burnt by a firebomb some drunken white boy firemen threw when no one wuz a looking.

and dats duh truth......


PREACHER_TED 48M

12/26/2014 4:56 pm

Gee and to think that just 150 years ago, all Americans only had to worry about was who was returning home rom the Civil War and how to look honorable and pure while attending their weekly church service..!!!!


Backwardsguy 57M

12/27/2014 12:49 am

duh I don't get it Mr. I'm ready.

if a guy likes his Cigar. why not leave it in????

no wonder he can get GROUCHIE!!!!!

YOU BET YOUR LIFE OR TRADE YOUR WIFE..


Forest__Hump 60M

12/27/2014 2:56 pm

I thought INSIGHT was when it got within range of your Kentucky long rifle?


bychance4709 61M

12/27/2014 8:01 pm

roflmao