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7/3/2008 12:00 pm
Last Read: 7/4/2008 8:37 am
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Many of us have several ad hoc living time capsules that show the chronology of our lives. One of them is our wallets.
If you found a wallet and it had these things in it, you'd know it belonged to a middle-aged guy:
A picture of Charo
Ticket stubs from a Herman's Hermits concert
An unused condom marked "Best before April 12, 1965"
The condom is wrapped around a Viagra pill
A picture of a man in his early 20s wearing the exact same leisure suit that the wallet owner is currently wearing
A small calendar identifying the owner's time-share week in Greenland
The singed remains of his Ford Pinto proof of ownership
A coupon to a local salon to have his hair dyed
No money
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4112 posts 7/4/2008 3:50 am |
Loved the condom with the 1965 expiration date. Although, that is newer than the box of them that I keep next to my bed! hugs, ron
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