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A guy was playing a golf course for the first time, and after a while he got lost. He noticed a woman playing ahead of him and approached her to ask where he was. "I'm on number five and you're on number four," she said, "so you're a hole behind me." The guy thanked her and continued playing, but on the back side of the course he got lost again. He spotted that same woman and asked her again where he was. "I'm on number sixteen and you're on number fifteen, so you're a hole behind me," she said. The guy finished playing and went onto the bar for a drink. He saw that same woman and bought her a drink. "This is for helping me out," he said. "What do you do for a living?" "I'm in sales," she answered. "Me too," the guy said. "What do you sell?" "I can't tell you," the woman said. "You'd start laughing." "No I won't. Tell me." The woman blushed and said, "I sell Tampex." The man started laughing so hard he almost cried. "I knew you'd laugh," the woman said. "No, it's not that," the man said. "I sell Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you." |
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 6/4/2008 10:34 am |
LOL - Nice! XOXO Jack Take the road less travelled.
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6/4/2008 2:06 pm |
Thanks for that joke. It's a birdy boardering on and eagle in laughs. Glen
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6/4/2008 7:04 pm |
Too funny. I play golf tomorrow and that will work great
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