3/26/2008 12:18 pm
Last Read: 3/26/2008 4:58 pm
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1. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had any friends at all.
2. The internet has it all wrong. Guys my age don't want to be interactive. We don't even want to be active.
3. Opinions are like toothbrushes. Everybody has one, so there's no need to share.
4. In my life, the only things that have gone up in value are love, friendship, and sleep.
5. If information was medicine, most of it would be a laxative.
6. Ideas are like children. In most cases the conception is the only fun part.
7. Simple things last forever. Just look at my Uncle Louie.
8. My neighbor spent so much time in the donut shop he was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
9. It's very humbling when the voices in your head are talking to somebody else.
10. If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably about my age.
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