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2/23/2008 12:57 pm
Last Read: 2/24/2008 6:10 pm
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ARBITRATOR...a cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
AVOIDABLE...what a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE...the act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE...what a crook sees with
CONTROL...a short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITER... a worker who puts together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE...what an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER...a clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES...what a guy in a boat does
LEFT BANK... what the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY...how golfers create divots
PARADOX...two physicians
PARASITES... what you see from the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST...a helper on the farm
POLARIZE...what penguins see with
RUBBERNECK...what you do to relax your wife
SELFISH...what the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED...brought litigation against a government official
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2/23/2008 2:55 pm |
LOL cute quips! As the ADC at a Nursing and rehab center I play many word games with my residents and patients I will take some of these "DAFFYNITIONS" with me for our next session! Thanks for the fun! Cheers! Scott ~~~Before Honor Is Humility~~~
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3456 posts 2/23/2008 4:05 pm |
They're great, haven't seen them before, thanks.
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503 posts 2/23/2008 4:33 pm |
Those are funny, had a good laugh  Thanks Harold
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2/23/2008 9:54 pm |
Nice funny play on words. lol Thanks--needed that. hugs
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2793 posts 2/24/2008 10:34 am |
Had to C&P these, they are really cute. Hugs, Clint
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