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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
4/6/2017 6:25 am
The Joys of Teaching Part 1


A teacher was explaining to her class why a whale couldn't swallow a person, even though it was huge, because it has a very small throat.

One little girl said, "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale."

The teacher repeated that it was impossible for that to happen because the whale had too small a throat.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

Without missing a beat the little girl said, "Then you ask him."

wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
4/6/2017 6:26 am

I taught school


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
4/6/2017 6:27 am

for many years


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
4/6/2017 6:28 am

and had quite a few


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
4/6/2017 6:28 am

students like this girl.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

4/6/2017 1:41 pm

I wish I'd known this 20years ago.....


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M

4/6/2017 3:15 pm

wish I'd knowd dis 19 years agoat.....


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
4/6/2017 7:05 pm

Smart ass kid! Needs a spanking!


JoRay63 61M
169 posts
4/7/2017 10:39 pm

Good I need a laugh !!