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Learning to Cuss A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the lawn when the 6 year old says, "I think it's time we started cussing." The 4 year old agrees and the 6 year old says, "Tomorrow at breakfast we start." I'll say hell and you say ass." The next day their mother comes into the kitchen and says, "What would you boys like for breakfast?" The 6 year old says, "Hell, Mom, I think I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He gets belted across the mouth and flies off his chair. He runs for his bedroom with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear end at every step. When the mother returns she says to the 4 year old, "What do you want for breakfast?" He answers, "I don't know, but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios." |
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No cussing
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allowed, please.
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You're not
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Donald Trump.
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LOL. Cute.  It can be funny when little kids cuss, at times. A lady I worked with, her grandson had his Bday celebration at Chucky Cheese. She asked him how it went afterwords. He replied, "that fucking mouse scared the shit out of me". He was 3. I remember my mom telling me about a time before I was born that my sister called my uncle a "son of a bitch" for knocking an ashtray over. She was 4. 
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